Videos
Shoplifter Causes Store Manager MELTDOWN
Telling a Drunk Marine He Has A Mexican Son (animated prank call)
Angry Driver EXPLODES on Crazy Mexican (animated)
Asian Guy Looking for Love at Walmart (animated)

Real Estate Prank Call Featuring Juan!

May 4, 2014 7M views 0 comments

Category: Prank Call
Format: Animated
Characters: Juan
Prank Victim: Homeowner
Rage Level: Mellow

Woman refuses to sell house in real estate prank!

Best quotes: 

  • “NAME YOUR PRICE!”
  • “My cousin Tyrone…. He’s adopted.”
  • “When Cinco de Mayo comes around, I will invite you over por some MARGARITAS!”

Body of content:

I prank called an old lady who lives in a mostly Hispanic neighborhood, and insisted that she sell me her home. I told her it would be for me and all of my extended family to move into and grow our community. Her nephew sent me the prank request and said she isn't very fond of the Hispanic people buying up the real estate in her neighborhood and refuses to sell them her home. 

Naturally, she was a perfect candidate for a call from Juan! I tried to offer her ridiculously inflated prices for her home, but she wouldn’t crack! Not even margaritas with Juanito for Cinco de Mayo won her over. This lady isn’t moving for ANYTHING. Did you enjoy this silly real estate prank? Tell me in the comments! 

 

Similar videos you’ll love:

Hispanic Actor Job - Craigslist Prank call!

Hispanic Trump Campaign Prank Call

 

Transcript

[Phone ringing]

Homeowner: Hello?

Pranker: Hola. Como estas?  Can I talk to Maria, please?

Homeowner: This is she.

Pranker: Hello. How are you doing?

Homeowner: Fine. Thank you.

Pranker: Excellent! My name is Juan Martinez. I'm calling about -- well, I want to asking you one question about your home.

Homeowner: Okay.

Pranker: Si. Okay. I'm wondering here how much money you're costing for you to sell to me your house?

Homeowner: I don't want to sell my house.

Pranker: Name your price?

Homeowner: I don't want to SELL IT.

Pranker: I understand but I'm wondering porque if the price is right maybe you will do it.

Homeowner: NO! I don't want to sell my house. I've been in there 17 years and I'm not leaving.

Pranker: Okay. But I-, I-, I-, me and my familia, we are hoping to-, to-, the money is not a problem

Pranker: but we want to develop the Hispanic community here after the IMMIGRATION REFORM and-, and,  bring my EXTENDED

Pranker: FAMILIA to live with us HERE in the neighborhood 

Homeowner: Uh-huh.

Pranker: Si.

Homeowner: Okay. Well, I'm not-, I'm not interested in selling my home.

Pranker: Okay, $500,000.

Homeowner: I'M NOT interested in selling MY HOUSE, sir.

Pranker: ONE MILLION DOLLAR?

Homeowner: I'm not interested. How did you get my phone number?

Pranker: PLEA-, you tengo el Whitepages.

Homeowner: Okay.

Pranker: Si.

Homeowner: Well, I don't know how it got there, but I'm not selling-

Pranker: But YOUR HOME is so beautiful. I'm wanting to bring my familia there. They like it VERY MUCH.

Homeowner: Okay, that's good, but I'm not SELLING MY HOUSE.

Pranker: NAME YOUR PRICE!

Homeowner: I-, do-, [Yelling] WHAT PART OF I'M NOT SELLING IT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND?!

Pranker: No hablo.

Homeowner: I like my house.

Pranker: But I like it.

Homeowner: I like my house.

Pranker: Me gusto. I-, I-, I like it a lot.

Homeowner: Yes. And I'm sure you do, but I'm not selling it. It's not for sale, it will never be for sale but

Pranker: Porque, por que, we-, we-, we need one place to stay. My grandmother, my grandfather, my cousin Lucy

Pranker: cousin Louie, cousin Geraldo, cousin Garcia, cousin Juan, cousin Maria, cousin Tyrone, he's adopted, and ALL MY FRIEND

Homeowner: Okay. Well, I'm not selling it.

Pranker: TWO MILLION DOLLAR! 

Homeowner: Sir! I DON'T WANT TO HANG UP ON YOU. I don't want to hang up on you and be rude.

Pranker: But por que.

Homeowner: But I don't want to sell it.

Pranker: But it's a SPANISH neighborhood.

Homeowner: I don't care!

Pranker: You know, Cinco de Mayo, when Cinco de Mayo comes around I will invite you over for margarita

Pranker: some-, some-, some-, some dancing-, some food-, some-, some fajita

Homeowner: Okay.

Pranker: Some tequila.

Homeowner: That's wonderful.

Pranker: Yeah.

Homeowner: But I'M NOT SELLING MY HOUSE!

Pranker: Okay.

Homeowner: So this is the last time. Thank you very much. 

Pranker: Okay.

Homeowner: Please don't call me again.

Pranker: TWO POINT FIVE MILLION! 

Homeowner: Bye.

 [Hang up]


You may also like...

How to Make Indian Stores Go to War with Each Other

How to Make Indian Stores Go to War with Each Other

Aug 12, 2018 3.2M views

I called up these Indian stores that are ALL on the same block and gradually made them go...

Asian Lady on Drugs Destroys Filthy Motel (#2)

Asian Lady on Drugs Destroys Filthy Motel (#2)

Aug 5, 2018 1.3M views

Part 1 (EPIC) - https://youtu.be/ZzWzTfyaIqI This run down motel has some insanely hilario...

Lowballing a Crazy Guy in the Hood (threatens to KILL me)

Lowballing a Crazy Guy in the Hood (threatens to KILL me)

Aug 19, 2018 2.5M views

This guy is selling a beaten up used Toyota Corolla and gets HEATED when I keep calling ba...


Loading....

Request A
Prank Call

Want The Worlds #1 Prank
Caller to prank your friends
and family?

Request A Prank

Download
Our New Prank Calling Apps

Prank Calling has never been easier. With our prank app, you can now prank your friends for endless laughs.

Ownage Pranks App
Prank calling app



Featured Blogs

10 Best Facebook Status Pranks You Should Try10 Best Facebook Status Pranks You Should Try
10 Best Facebook Status Pranks You Should Try

Jun 8, 2022

In the mood to perform a few pranks on people? In a hurry and unwilling to delve too deeply into the subject? Don't worry! You don't even ha...

Get Priceless Reactions From Your Friends When You Do This Twin PrankGet Priceless Reactions From Your Friends When You Do This Twin Prank
Get Priceless Reactions From Your Friends When You Do This Twin Prank

Jun 8, 2022

The thought of having an identical twin has probably crossed the minds of most people at some point in their lives. Let your imagination run...

 

Subscribe To Ownage Pranks

Don’t miss out on the laughs, Exclusive updates, Discounts, Early prank video releases, and more!

85,838680,808080

YouTube subscribers and counting…

© 2023 Ownage Pranks. All rights reserved.

Terms and Conditions & Privacy | Site Map

Send Prank Calls Now!