Category: Prank calls
Prank Victim: 7-Eleven
Rage Level: Moderate
- “You only interest in hot dog or something??”
- “You are building a wall between us, I want you to save that for later.”
- “DOOOONNNT HUUURTT MY FEELING… PLEASE!”
Body of content:
I pulled a Trump campaign prank call on a 7-Eleven as a crazy hispanic guy, Juanito! I tried to get the employee and manager to tell me who they were voting for, and they dodged all the incessant questioning, but I didn’t give up! By the end of this call, the manager was fuming and ready to call the police. Where should I call next with a campaign prank call? Let me know in the comments below!
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Guy: Thanks for calling 7-11 [censored] how can I help you?
Pranker [speaking as Juan]: Hola, como estas I uh- my name is Juanito! I'm calling with the Trump por America. How are you doing today?
Guy: Good, how are you?
Pranker: I'm good, thank you. Okay, I'm wondering if you know we can count on your vote for uh Donald Trump in his upcoming election?
Guy: Uh, yeah I'm sorry I'm not interested so have a nice day.
Pranker: But- but porke?
Pranker: But why you're not interested? You only interested in hotdog or something?
Guy: Uh, what?
Pranker: Who would you make a voting for?
Guy: I'd rather not share that information.
Pranker: No! Please, please, ple- just tell me, you know? I can ke- I'm very good at keeping secrets.
Guy: Uhm, I'm gonna let you go. I'd rather- I'm gonna let-
Pranker: Please! Please, don't hurt my feelings. Don't-don't-don't hurt my feelings please!
Pranker: I need to-
Guy: I'm going to let you to speak to the manager.
Pranker: I need you to vote for Trump please, okay? He- He's going to help fix this country.
Pranker: Hello? I'm calling with the Donald Trump campaign.
Manager: I'm sorry you're calling business.
Pranker: Yeah, yeah, si, si, I know but it's my favorite eh 7-11-
Manager: No, I'm sorry sir I don't have time for that.
Pranker: No, no but t-te-thirty seconds! T-t- a-
Manager: Thank you though.
Manager: Thank you though. Bye.
Manager: Have a good day. [phone call ends]
Manager: Hello, 7-11, how may I be of assistance?
Pranker: Yeah hello, telephone got disconnected uh, I don't know what happened but eh...
Pranker: ... you know, I volunteered- Hello?
Manager: 7-11 [censored]
Pranker: Yeah I don't know what happened you know, I keep calling over and over again...
Pranker: ... but telephone got disconnect, you know?
Manager: Sir, if you call back again I will report you to the police.
Manager: We have caller ID. DO NOT, please.
Pranker: But please, please just tell me one thing, one thing!
Manager: No, no. No. No!
Pranker: Please, please, just one favor! One favor! Please!
Manager: Sir... Sir...
Pranker: Please, [clucking] you-you- you're very difficult.
Manager: No, sir I cannot talk about this at work. It's illegal for me to talk about that sir.
Pranker: It's very legal! Very legal!
Manager: No, I'm reporting this- I'm going to report this number to the police!
Pranker: St- stop it!
manager: I'm reporting your number to the police!
Pranker: Sto- stop stop! No, rela-
Manager: I will report your number to the police!
Pranker: [making noise]
Pranker: Stop! Ka- Ha-
Manager: Bye sir.
Pranker: Hello? Please? Uh-
Manager: Hello, 7-11 [censored] how may I be of assistance?
Pranker: Look, I think we're getting off on the wrong foot okay? Please, I just want to talk to you for one minute, okay?
Manager: Have fun! [phone call ends]
Pranker: Wha- Hello?
Pranker: Yeah, hello, how are you doing? I'm still here... I just wanna talk to you por one minute.
Manager: Sir, I don't care! I have nothing to do-
Pranker: Ple- please! Look! Look, look-
Manager: I tell you! Okay, at first, I was not a fan of Donald. Right? I- He's like my father now.
Pranker: I'm very big supporter!
Manager: You are? Oh you are... Well you are for oppress.
Pranker: No I-
Manager: You are harassing me right now.
Pranker: You're asking one- look-
Manager: You're harassing this store right now!
Pranker: Right now you are building- [stuttering]
Manager: No more! No more!
Pranker: Stop it! Look! Stop it! Don't slap it!
Manager: No more. Sir, please.
Pranker: Don't slap it, stop it! Look!
Manager: Please, I don't care!
Pranker: You are building a wall-
Manager: I don't care! Don't call back!
Manager: Call back again, I'm calling the cops. I know- have every single one of your numbers.
Pranker: You are building a wall between us.
Pranker: You are building a wall between us. I want you to save that for later... Trump will do it.
Manager: 7-11 [censored].
Pranker: Okay, I-I'm sorry, I want to just apologize, okay? Do you accept-
Manager: Do not call this store number ever again.
Pranker: Eh- I just want to say sorry! Eh-
Pranker: Ple- please!
Manager: I agree, that's fine.
Pranker: Okay I just wanted-
Manager: Your numbers are written down, and I will call.
Pranker: Look I just need you to vote for Trump okay? B-O-T-E P-O-R Trump. I have bumper sticker.
Manager: N-O. Bye.
Pranker: Oh my... Please! [phone call ends] [laughing]