Prank Calls - Videos

Best quotes:

• “Like-a-sumboodee f*** you bic!!”
• “Your grandmother very old like RAISIN!”
• “I come with two chopstick, I shove up yo A**!!”

Body of content:

This absolutely INSANE angry Asian prank call to a random Chinese restaurant was the first animation on my YouTube channel, and it’s also the most viewed Ownage Pranks video EVER!! It seemed fitting to bring to life one of the craziest early pranks I did, but I never could have predicted how many people around the world would watch and laugh!

For a lot of Ownage fans, this was the first video of mine that they found, and for many it’s still among their all-time favorites! This legendary interaction produced some of the most memorable Buk Lau quotes - from sticking chopsticks where the sun don’t shine to raisin-like grandmothers, one or two of them is bound to stick with you and bring you back to watch it again. 

The intensity of this angry restaurant owner undoubtedly made it possible for this prank to get as wild as it did. He doesn’t take it well when Buk Lau demands service late in the evening, and ends up cursing his entire family over and over!! Did you catch that he went along with my “Chinese” for a bit in the beginning? Which line in this epic call is your favorite? Let me know in the comments!

 

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Angry Asian Restaurant Prank Call - Part Two!

Confused Chinese Restaurant Prank

Hilarious Chinese Take-Out Prank Call!

 

Transcript

[Phone ringing]

Restaurant guy: Stoor, can I help you?

Pranker: Duh, hello? I need to speak to somebody who can speak a Chinese.

Restaurant guy: I am.

Pranker: Duh, hello? How are you doing? [Speaking Vietnamese]

Restaurant guy: Yeah

Pranker: [Speaking Vietnamese]

Restaurant guy: [Responds in Chinese] Yes, a moya.

Pranker: [Speaking Vietnamese]

Restaurant guy: Huh?

Pranker: [Speaking Vietnamese], duh, do not know why?

Restaurant guy: I don't understand what you tell me.

Pranker: No, look here, I speak a Vietnamese

Restaurant guy: Oh, yeah, what do you need?

Pranker: The CRAP I need to make an order today

Restaurant guy: Eh, no, no, it's too late. Bye.

Pranker: Duh, NO, HELLO, look here, big boy

Restaurant guy: Yeah

Pranker: I need to make big order for five

Restaurant guy: NOOOO, NO, we need them.

Pranker: FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS.

Pranker: FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS I give you.

Restaurant guy: I DON'T CARE

Pranker: You fark you bitch.

Pranker: [Speaking to audience] You know he cares too. That's why it's fucking hilarious.

Pranker: He's like: "CRAP, that's a lot of money. I don't want to lose it. CRAP, I lose the money."

 [Phone ringing]

Restaurant guy: Can I help you?

Pranker: LIKE A SOMEBODY, WHY YOU HANG UP ON ME TODAY?

Restaurant guy: NO! WE DON'T HAVE ORDER FOR YOU! OKAY?

Pranker: I FARK YOU IN THE BUTT, I FARK YOU TODAY. FARK YOU BIG BOY.

Restaurant guy: I FARK YOUR MOTHER

Pranker: I KNOW I FARK YOUR MOTHER, YOU LIED TO ME

Restaurant guy: FARK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY, OKAY?!

Pranker: NO, YOUR WHOLE ANCESTOR, I'M FARK YOUR GRANDMOTHER

Restaurant guy: [Indistinguishable] everybody in your house okay?

Pranker: NO! I -

Restaurant guy: IN YOUR WHOLE, EVERYBODY

Pranker: NO, NO, YOUR WHOLE GENERATION YOU FARK FARK GUY, I HATE YOU!

Restaurant guy: FARK ALL THE VIETNAMESE OKAY?!

Pranker: NO, WHAT THE HECK? WHAT DO YOU SAID TO ME? I-, I KILL YOU!

Restaurant guy: I DON'T CARE!

Pranker: I KILL YOU! I KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!

Restaurant guy: KILL ME! I'M RIGHT HERE, KILL ME! OKAY?! 

Pranker: OKAY, I COME WITH TWO CHOPSTICKS

Restaurant guy: [Stressed sigh]

Pranker: I SHOVE UP YOUR ASS

Restaurant guy: Oh... Two chopsticks? Come over here! Talk to me in the face!

Pranker: LIKE A SOMEBODY

Restaurant guy: motherfarka...

Pranker: YOU FARK YOU BITCH, YOU VERY CHEAP

 [Hang up] [Skype sound] [Phone ringing]

Restaurant guy: Hello?

Pranker: LIKE A SOMEBODY, FARK YOU BITCH! WHY YOU HANG UP ON ME?!

Restaurant guy: DON'T CALL ME NO MORE, OR WE'RE GOING TO CALL THE POLICE OKAY?!?

Pranker: NO, YOU FARK FARK YOU.

Restaurant guy: GO FARK YOUR MOTHER

Pranker: No-..

Restaurant: FARK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY, OKAY?!

Pranker: No, you lied to me you, NO YOU FARK YOUR WHOLE MOTHER.

 [Hang up] [Skype hang up sound]

Pranker: Oh my god, [phone ringing]

Restaurant guy: Hello?

Pranker: YOU WANT TO HEAR THIS? [Two AK-47 gunshots]

Restaurant guy: DON'T CALL NO MORE! YOUR MOTHER OKAY?!

Restaurant guy: FARK YOUR MOTHER!

Pranker: NO FARK YOU, YOU F-, YOU.

Restaurant guy: YOU HEAR ME? YOUR MOTHER!

Pranker: NO, your grandmother, very old like raisin

Restaurant guy: YOUR MOTHER!

Pranker: LIKE R-

Restaurant guy: FARK THE VIETNAMESE! VIETNAMESE'S A PIECE OF SHIT! OKAY?!?

Restaurant guy: VIETNAMESE! FARK YOU!

Pranker: NO YOU, LOOK HERE YOU, CHINESE PEOPLE BE LIKE

Restaurant guy: DON'T CALL NO MORE

Pranker: NO

Restaurant guy: I'M GONNA CALL THE P-, POLICE RIGHT NOW, OKAY?

Pranker: NO YOU, FARK YOU, [AK-47 gunshots]

Restaurant guy: FARK YOUR MOTHER!

Pranker: YOOU FARK YOU GUY, I COME, I COME

 [Hang up]

Pranker: [Laughing] [Phone ringing]

Restaurant guy: Hello?

Pranker: LIKE A SOMEBODY! FARK YOU BITCH! I HATE YOU!

Restaurant guy: COME FIGHT WITH ME! I'LL WAIT FOR YOU, YOU KNOW WHERE I AM, COME HERE!

Pranker: I KILL YOU

Restaurant guy: FARK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY

Pranker: I FARK YOUR VIETNAMESE, YOUR CHINESE

Restaurant guy: FARK YOUR MOTHER! YOUR MOTHER, OKAY?

Pranker: YOU SH-

Restaurant guy: YOUR MOTHER'S MOTHER

Pranker: YO-, YO-, YO-

Restaurant guy: FARK ALL YOUR ANCESTOR!

Pranker: YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S GRANDMOTHER

Restaurant guy: VIETNAMESE IS A PIECE OF CRAP

Pranker: YOUR GRANDMOTHER

Restaurant guy: YOU LISTEN?! YOU KNOW ENGLISH?

Pranker: LIKE A SOMEBODY! NO YOU!

Restaurant guy: VIETNAMESE IS PIECE OF CRAP, OKAY?

Pranker: NO YOU, FARK YOU. FARK YOU BITCH. I SH-

Restaurant guy: FARK ALL THE VIETNAM, OKAY?! FARK VIETNAMESE

Pranker: I SHOVE FORTUNE COOKIE UP YOUR ASS.

Restaurant guy: YOU KNOW? BYE BYE, OKAY!?

Pranker: I SHOVE FORTUNE COOKIE UP YOUR ASS.

Restaurant guy: [Yelling in Chinese]

Pranker: [Speaking in Vietnamese]

Restaurant guy: [Hang up]

Pranker: [Laughing]