Category: Restaurant pranks, prank calls
Characters: Juan, Tyrone
Prank Victim: Taco Bell
Rage Level: Moderate
- “Were you all exhibiting bitch-like behavior to him?”
- “NECESITOOOOO TWENTY FREE TACOS!”
- “YOU TRY TO TEASE ME, YOU GIVE ME THE BLUE BALLS.”
Body of content:
Juanito can be just as over-the-top as Buk Lau! I decided to use him to prank call Taco Bell and complain that a friend and I had gotten food poisoning and we want compensation. With a little help from Tyrone, I explained to the manager that the only compensation adequate enough to soothe our aching stomachs would be 20 FREE TACOS.
The manager tried to get Juan to speak Spanish instead, and I was able to dodge that and save the call! Where should Juan call next? What was your favorite line from this hysterical interaction? Let me know in the comments below!
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Pranker [speaking as Juan]: Hola como estas?
Guy: What can I do for you?
Pranker: Necessito I-I wanna talk to the manager please. Por que I'm having one-one problem.
Pranker: Por que you know, I'm coming to get some tacos for me and my friend.
Pranker: The food eh- no cook eh- too good.
Guy: Bring it back and I'll fix it for you.
Pranker: [stuttering] Por que my friend, you know he get very sick.
Guy: What I'm told you? You need to bring back the food so I can see it.
Pranker: He eat already. You want me to bring you his mierda?!
Guy: I'm gonna fix it or-
Pranker: You want me to go ask him to take a crap in paper bag so I can-
Guy: Oh man-
Pranker: Okay, let me come get 10 tacos para iiavar, I will come right now and get it.
Guy: Oh no...
Pranker: Por que? Why? You- you cannot help me?
Lady: How may I help you?
Pranker: Hallo, I'm buying tacos today and my friend and me we become very sick, the food is undercooked.
Lady: Okay you need to stop.
Lady: I'm gonna trace this number down.
Pranker: Listen, I come there all the time. And you disrespect me.
Lady: Okay sir, can I have your name?
Pranker: [laughing] She hung up. Juanito was too much. I'm yelling and my farking neighbours are like what the fark is wrong with you...
Lady: How may I help you?
Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Yeah hello, uh- My boy was having trouble apparently calling you all so he asked me to give you a shout from my phone so...
Lady: Uh... It probably was me, I didn't understand him.
Pranker: [stuttering] were you all exhibiting bitch-like behavior to him?
Lady: No, sir. Is there anything I can help you? What would you like to order?
Pranker [speaking as Juan]: No, give me the telephone, I wanna talk to-
Pranker: Hello? Por que I'm calling you over and over again and you hang up on me?
Lady: No. Me puede habla en espanol, yo hablo espanol senor.
Pranker: Si! Hablo espanol- poe que I taking english classes, I talk to my wife, I promise her that I will only speak english.
Pranker: Pro que, I wanna fix this problem in english.
Lady: Okay what would you like to order?
Pranker: Okay, necessito 20 free tacos.
Lady: 23 tacos, what kind of 23 tacos would you like?
Pranker: No, no, only 20. Two zero.
Lady: Okay, 20. What would you like?
Pranker: 8 chicken tacos y and 12 beef pajita.
Lady: How many chicken tacos sir?
Pranker: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
Lady: Okay sir and and how many fajitas?
Pranker: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.
Lady: Okay, that's more than 20 tacos.
Pranker: No, matematicas! You don't know your maths, I say 12+8=20.
Lady: Yes sir, I'm sorry but if you can go ahead and bring your receipt from this morning and if you can show proof...
Lady: You know, I suggest you not be calling or we're gonna have to report this to the cops.
Pranker: Okay but can you make my tacos so by the time I get there we can all talk to the policia together? Hello?
Lady: How may I help you?
Pranker: Por favor necessito 20 free tacos. Hello?
Pranker: Look, right now, all of you are being lots of bitches.
Guy: [inaudible Mexican rage]
Pranker: So please-
Pranker: You are being motherfarker!
Lady: Sir- Sir can I speak to the other gentleman?
Pranker: Okay, one minute.
Pranker: Hey talk to her please because I'm trying to get my tacos and they won't help me.
Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Uh, give me that.
Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Uh, the hello?
Pranker: My friend say you want to talk to me?
Lady: No, I want to speak to the other gentleman.
Pranker: Okay, one second.
Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Yeah hello?
Lady: Hey sir, I'm sorry for any misunderstanding, now if you want to order I can take it now.
Pranker: But he wa- wants to talk to you to see if he can get that food replaced.
Pranker: You all, you know, messed up his order, he came in there earlier today.
Lady: okay, so he has the receipt right sir?
Pranker: Uh, yeah.
Pranker: Hey yo, you got the receipt right? They- they sa- they can't understand your ass too well.
Pranker [speaking as Juan]: I- I talking perfect english! Ah, okay-
Pranker: Hal- hallo? I-I-I try to talk to you over and over again!
Pranker: I try to be calm, I try to be nice, I try to be serious, I try-
Lady: Sir, sir- sir- sir I need to understand what you're saying?
Lady: If you want to call and resolve I need to speak to somebody else calmer.
Pranker: Okay everybody- Okay we have to calm okay? Look-
Pranker: I'm getting the taco right? So everybody hang up on me and they tell me
Pranker: "I'm gonna call the policia" por que, you want free food but you give me the crap food.
Pranker: So what am I gonna do about this, you know? So what I'm trying to say right now...
Pranker: Very calm, very serious is necessito! Twenty free tacos!
Lady: Sir! Sir! DO NOT YELL!
Pranker: I-, I-, I TOLD YOU VERY SLOW, VERY SERIOUS, I SAY-
Lady: Okay, you know what? Do you understand what I'm telling you?
Pranker: SI! UNDERSTAND, VERY GOOD!
Lady: Okay, si me entiendes lo que yo le estoy explicando usted?
Pranker: HABLO INGLES POR FAVOR.
Pranker: OKAY PREFECTO!
Lady: So, go ahead.
Pranker: OKAY, LOOK, you guys are very mean to me VERY DISRESPECT.
Lady: Sir, look, you need to stop pointing fingers and just give me your order and we will HELP YOU.
Pranker: Ok, I TOLD YOU ALREADY! You-, YOU TRY TO TEASE ME, YOU GIVE ME SEE BLUE BALLS, I TELL YOU-
Pranker: 8 CHICKEN TACOS, 12 STEAK TACOS, YOU TELL ME, IT'S NOT TWENTY, DO YOU NOT TAKE A MATEMATICAS CLASS?
Lady: No, no, no, no, no.
Pranker: Si, si, si, si, si-
Lady: You said-
Pranker: DON'T TELL ME, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, SI!
Lady: you said you ordered 10 tacos, now you want 20 and then you said 23, then you said-
Pranker: NO, I NEVER-, I NEVER SAID TWENTY-THREE YOU MISUNDERSTAND ME?
Lady: Okay, sir look, in the morning, you can call the manager, and have a good day.
Lady: [hang up]
Pranker: [laughing] [speaking to audience]: I think I've called her enough. Oh man, that ending.