Category: Craigslist and Backpage pranks, prank calls
Characters: Juan, Tyrone
Prank Victim: Craigslist casting call poster
Rage Level: Mellow
- “I'm gonna come right now and take a CRAP on you! It will be funny right? VERY FUNNY.”
- “I wanna getting! I wanna getting! I wanna getting a job, porque, WHY YOU GOTTA LAUGH AT ME?!”
- “I'm his roommate and I don't know what to do right now! I'm trying go to BED, right after I get some HEAD and- and- and now he's gonna be crying the whole time, and uh- I'm not gonna be able to shut his ass up.”
Body of content:
I found an ad on Craigslist by someone looking to cast an average looking Hispanic guy with a heavy accent for a two-line part in a film. I called the guy as Juan, but was apparently too late for the job! After hearing this, I practically begged him for a job and he couldn’t hold back his laughs. Even Tyrone got in on the prank to help his buddy Juan! Want to hear more crazy Craigslist pranks? Let me know in the comments!
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Pranker [speaking as Alejandro Juan Martinez]: Hello?
Pranker: Hola como estas? I saw your advertisement on- on Craigslist para el- el soul-
Pranker: South-American actor?
Guy: No, that was long time ago.
Pranker: Oh, CRAP, it's a long time ago? Oh I- I-
Guy: No, about two weeks.
Pranker: I getting! I getting, I am very excited, I say: "Oh perfecto for me!" And- and- and it's too late now, right?
Guy: Yes, two weeks ago.
Pranker: Oh, CRAP, okay, you having any uh- job opportunities for me now?
Guy: No, but send me your email, send me your email with a picture for- for the other project.
Pranker: Okay, and- and- and- what- what are you working on? Right now?
Guy: Right now, I'm still working on the project, but I don't need like South American, but maybe for the other one.
Pranker: But I- DID I TELL YOU I AM THE BEST South Ame- I am, como se dice? Absolutely the best one you can HIRE!
Pranker: Porque I am very good actor, I have a very good uh, English, porque I wanna getting my- I wanna getting my-
Pranker: my- my- my acting career start! You know? Si! Si!
Pranker: Okay and- and- and- your- your name please?
Pranker: Uh, SHITTY?
Pranker: Okay, okay, Shitty! I wanna tell you, I wanna getting, I wanna getting my- my- my- my- my JOB! Porque I wanna do, uh-
Pranker: acting por- por- for you! Any ma-
Pranker: porque! My- my- my familia! I having, one- one- one daughter, one- one son, they need to, I need a pudding, food on the table.
Pranker: Si! Si! Si! Si!
Guy: [laughing] Who's this?
Guy: Hello? What-
Pranker: It's not eh- ey- I- I- I- I don't know why you are lau- laughing at me! Is something FUNNY? Si!
Pranker: What- what- what- what's so funny to you? Si! I wanna getting- I wanna getting a GOOD JOB-
Guy: You're funny.
Pranker: FOR YOU LAUGH AT ME! I- I- I- I have no money! Si!
Pranker: Hello? [laughing] [speaking to audience]: He hung up. I was about to laugh, he started laughing, I literally almost started giggling, and I was like: " Hold it back, don't laugh!"
Pranker: Apparently, his name is Shitty. I am calling back Shittz now, because, he not gonna hang up on me, I am kind of offended. I might change the caller ID and call him back one more time-
Pranker: and see- and see- be like: [speaking as Alejandro Juan Martinez] "You hang up on me, I have to get my wife's phone. [laughing] [speaking as Russell]: Got my wife's phone because, he wouldn't pick up before.
Pranker [speaking as Alejandro Juan Martinez]: Hello?
Pranker: I- I think we got a disconnecting right now and I tried call you back and you no answer ME! I have to get my wife phone to call you! Porque a different caller I.D. and now you talk to ME! Porque? What happened man?
Guy: [laughing] Uh-
Pranker: EXCUSE ME! IT'S NOT- IT'S NOT FUNNY TO YOU! Right? I- I tell you I have to feed my family, right? You- you laugh at me!
Guy: I find this funny.
Pranker: Porque? I'm gonna come right now and take a CRAP on you! It will be funny right? VERY FUNNY.
Pranker: We'll see who LAUGHING THEN, RIGHT?
Guy: I'm good.
Pranker: I wanna getting! I wanna getting! I wanna getting a job, porque, WHY YOU GOTTA LAUGH AT ME?!
Pranker: Okay si!
Pranker: Okay! Lit- SHITTY! Listen! Can you please help me find a job?
Pranker: OK, OK, OK.
Guy: Okay, I said ok.
Pranker: Okay! I wanna getting, I wanna getting, a job for- for me! Can you do for me?
Guy: Huh? What do you want?
Pranker: SHITTY! I NEED A JOB!
Pranker: Your name is Shitty, right?
Pranker: Okay, LISTEN! NECESITO please, on one job for you please, por- por actor.
Pranker: Hello? [speaking to audience]: He hung up again, now, I wanna call him back with his own number as the caller ID except the last number is zero-
Pranker: instead of I'm gonna make it a 1, I want to see like said anything about it. [phone ringing]
Guy: Buddy! Who's this? Hello?
Pranker: Hello? Hello?
Pranker: Hello, can I speak to Shitty, please?
Guy: [angry speech]
Pranker: Hello? Hello? [speaking to audience]: He hung up. SHITTY! Got little angry. [phone ringing]
Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Hello? Hello?
Guy: Who's this?
Pranker: Hey yeah man, what's popping, it's Tyrone.
Pranker: My name is Tyrone, my friend JUAN just called your ass looking for a job right now, and he-
Pranker: He said you kept hanging up on them and being unprofessional.
Pranker: So, I wanted- I wanted to CALL, because I know that there's a language barrier right now, because I know he don't-
Pranker: speak that good English, so I wanted to know what's popping right now and why you hang up on his ass?
Guy: Oh, I thought it was somebody else trying to play trick.
Pranker: What happen?
Guy: I thought it was somebody else trying to play joke on me.
Pranker: Yeah man.
Guy: My home boy, you know he do that.
Pranker: No man, right now! Ru- ru- right now, Juan- Juan Martinez is up in the other room right now, he's sobbing and crying right now.
Pranker: He's like: "You know I'm- I'm struggling right now in America trying to find a job, these people laugh at me! This is what happens to me-
Pranker: every day, all day, every day people laughing at me." I don't know what to do right now! Because Juan over here crying and he pissed off!
Pranker: And I- I'm his roo-
Guy: Okay well.
Pranker: I'm his roomate and I don't know what to do right now! I'm trying go to BED, right after I get some HEAD and- and- and now he's gonna be crying-
Pranker: the whole time, and uh- I'm not gonna be able to shut his ass up.
Guy: Okay so, what- what's going on?
Pranker: So, can you do me a favor man? If I hand Tyrone the phone right now, can you just apologize to him right quick, be like: "Yo man, this is Shitty, K, I'm sorry"
Pranker: he told me your name is Shadee, Shate- Shitty or something?
Pranker: Alright, so if- if I hand the phone to him, can you talk to him man? Just say sorry or something, because I don't know what's po- what's popping right now?
Pranker: Alright man, hold on, give me a second, [speaking to Juan in the background]: Hey yo! Hey yo Juan! [speaking as Alejandro Juan Martinez]: NO HE IS VERY MEAN TO ME AHHH-
Pranker: DON'T WANNA, I DON'T LIKE IT! NO! Si! [speaking as Tyrone]: Hey yo Juan man, chill out dawg, come over here and talk to him man! He- he ain't gonna be mean to you!
Pranker [speaking as Alejandro Juan Martinez]: NO! PORQUE! I WANNA GETTING. I WANNA GETTING APOLOGY RIGHT NOW, PORQUE, EH- IT'S NOT FUNNY TO ME! I DON'T LIKE IT!
Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Yo man, chill out man, it's gonna be fine! MAN JUST CHILL! HE SAID HE'S GONNA SAY SORRY TO YOU right now! Yeah! Just t- talk to him!
Pranker [speaking as Alejandro Juan Martinez]: Hello? [speaking to audience]: That's the end of the PART 1.