Hilarious Pizza Delivery Prank Call - Pizza Prank Call Series

Best quotes: 

• “I’m gonna come over there and take a pizza and slap you across the face with it!”
• “Why’d you eat it if it made you sick?”
• “Your mother has an excellent mangina”

Body of content:

I prank called a pizza shop in the UK as Billy to complain that their pizza made me sick as a dog, and their response was absolutely INSANE! The guy working there was terrible with customer service, and clearly has some anger issues. He was SO not ready to handle this pizza prank call!! 

In an unusual twist, this prank took a complete turn from rage to happiness. In the span of a few seconds, we went from yelling at each other to blowing kisses over the phone! Maybe this guy has a sense of humor after all. Should I call back and see if he remembers Billy? What was your favorite part of this crazy call? Let me know in the comments! 

 

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Transcript

[phone ringing]

Employee: Hello, Pizza, how may I help?

Pranker [speaking as Billy]: Hello?

Employee: Hello?

Pranker: I-I'm from out of town. I bought me a pizza for me and my wife...

Pranker: And you know all day we've been on the toilet sir, I'm I-I you know we got a food poisoning.

Pranker:  So I wanna come in there and get a refund. [phone call ends]

Pranker: Did you just hang up on me?

Pranker [speaking to audience]: Wow...

[phone ringing]

Employee: Hello?

Pranker: Sir, did you hang up on me?

Employee: THE BOSS IS NOT HERE, CALL LATER YEAH?

Employee: Boss is coming in a little talk to him yeah?

Pranker: Okay, but w-why would you hang up on me?

Employee: Because nobody say, my friend, you speak confuse me...

Employee: Talk like a- I don't know... I never duck- construction before...

Employee: I mean talk to me like a...

Pranker: Okay fark you, can I talk to somebody else?

Employee: FARK YOU TOO IDIOT! D-D-

Pranker: Okay, I'm gonna- I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND TAKE A PIZZA AND SLAP YOU ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT!

Employee: COME ON SON OF A BITCH!

Pranker: Alrighty, you could-

Employee: COME ON MOTHER FARKER!

Pranker: I'm gonna come over there-

Pranker: YOU FARK YOUR MOTHER!

Employee: FARK YOUR FAMILY I FARK YOUR WIFE I FARK YOU DAUGHTER 

Pranker: Okay go ahead, go ahead-

Employee: MOTHER FARKER

Pranker: Continue...

Employee: COME ON SON OF A BITCH!

Pranker: Okay-

Employee: COME ON MOTHER FARKER! [phone call ends]

Pranker: Okay. You done yet?

Pranker: Hello?

Pranker: [laughing]

[phone ringing]

Employee: Hello?

Pranker: Hello?

Employee: Wha- Listen, why you swear on me?

Pranker: You- cuh- 'cause you were mean to me you hung up and told me-

Employee: Listen to me-listen to me-listen to me

Pranker:  That's some bullcrap okay?

Employee: DON'T SWEAR AT ME OKAY?

Pranker: I did, that's right!

Employee: What's your problem?

Pranker: My problem is your food got me sick and you're being a little bitch right now!

Employee: M-my food make you sick?

Pranker: Correct.

Employee: So why'd you eat it if it make you sick?

Pranker: I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GONNA MAKE ME SICK YOU STUPID MOTHERFARKER.

Employee: Uh, listen-listen-listen- oy-oy son of a bitch...

Pranker:  At least-

Employee: Don't swear at me you motherfarker!

Pranker: You- f- YOU FARK YOUR FACE

Employee: Listen, COME TO TALK TO ME HERE OH P***Y oh-

Pranker: YOU LITTLE BITCH!

Pranker: Alright- I'm gonna wait for you outside.

Employee: P***Y P***Y

Employee: You p***y oh, son of a bitch!

Pranker: Okay-

Employee: Oh motherfarker!

Pranker:  I'm gonna lay you down and tea-bag you.

Employee: OH SON OF A BITCH for- gonna fark you-

Pranker: I'm gonna lay you down and put my balls-

Employee: fark your mom COME TALK TO ME MOTHERFARKER!

Pranker: ...in your mouth.

Employee: Come talk to me YOU P***Y

Pranker: My balls are gonna be in your mouth.

Employee: YOU P***Y COME COME YOU P***Y

Pranker: Okay-

Employee: YOU'RE SCARED BECAUSE I FARK YOU!

Pranker: YOUR MOTHER HAS AN EXCELLENT MANGINA. [phone call ends]

Pranker: Hello?

Pranker: [laughing]

[phone ringing]

Employee: Hello?

Pranker: Sir, I just wanted to apologize f-

Employee: Listen- uh STOP SWEAR AT ME

Pranker: I'm not!

Employee: Talk to me like a man, okay?

Pranker: I wanna-

Employee: Talk to me like a man.

Pranker: I AM! I want to apologize, okay?

Pranker: I have anger issues.

Employee: You apologize now!

Pranker: Yeah, I told you I have anger issues!

Pranker: I'm sorry my brother.

Employee [to someone]: FARK OFF! 

Someone in the back: Quit FARKING ME MAN!

Pranker: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA 

Pranker: WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING THERE?! 

Employee: Just forget about it, forget about it...

Pranker: No but are you gonna apologize to me or not?

Employee: [chuckles] Ah okay-okay sorry! You happy now?

Pranker: NO! BUT YOU DON'T MEAN IT MAN! Say "sorry" and give me a kiss too afterwards.

Employee: [laughing] I give a kiss?!

Pranker: Yeah, I'll-I'll give you one first! [kissing sound]

Employee: [laughing]

Pranker: Come on man, kiss me.

Employee: Alright, alright. Sorry, bye!

Pranker: No-no k- but kiss me first!

Employee: [screaming] [kissing sound]

Pranker: YES! 

Pranker: OH GOLLY! OH GOLLY!

Employee: Cheers! Bye-bye! 

Pranker: Alright, I love you my brother!

Employee: I love you too brother, bye-bye!

Pranker: Okay man! Your pizza's great! [flies sound]

Employee: Thank you, bye-bye!

Pranker: Okay! [phone call ends]