Category: Prank calls
Characters: Rakesh, Russell, Billy
Prank Victim: AT&T customer
Rage Level: VOLCANIC MELTDOWN
- “I am actually from the United States, my name is Bob. I am calling with Hippity Collections.”
- “I TELL YOU WHAT THOUGH. I TELL YA WHAT, YA LISTENING? GO BACK TO YOUR FARKING COUNTRY!”
- “YOU JUST GONNA CALL ANYONE A TERRORIST NOW?”
Body of content:
I pulled this debt collector prank call on a guy who stubbornly refuses to pay his outstanding Internet and TV bills from AT&T. He's been waiting for a call from a debt-collecting agency for weeks, and he's been relishing the idea of telling them off. When he gets this call from Rakesh, he is ready to fight it out!!
His daughter even got involved to make the prank extra convincing. What do you think the deal was that he made with AT&T? Would you like to see Rakesh the debt collector in action again? Tell me your comments in the comments below!
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Pranker [speaking to audience]: A viewer sent in a request to prank her dad, as super hot-headed guy who owns over a thousand dollars to AT&T.
Pranker: For several months of unpaid TV and internet service.
Pranker: He claims that he made a deal with them that they didn't honor so he simply stopped paying.
Pranker: Now they just shut off his TV and internet and he's been eagerly waiting for them to call and try to collect the money he owns them. Check this out.
Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Uh, yeah, hello. Can I please speak with Craig [censored] please?
Guy: That's me.
Pranker: My name is Rakesh, I'm calling with Nation's Debt Collectors. Just wanted to call just to kind of enquire about an outstanding matter.
Guy: No, it's not really outstanding, you're talking about the AT&T right?
Pranker: Yeah, I actually- I'm calling on behalf of AT&T, that's right.
Guy: Yeah I made a deal with them for a year and they kept adding more money. So s***w them. You guys call as much as you want but I'm never giving them a dime.
Pranker: But again, you know we have uh, you know about 1700$ here in unpaid bills, so we wanted to go-
Guy: 1700$ ?!
Pranker: Yeah, that's right.
Guy: Well they just send me a bill the other day it was a 1000. SO I'M NOT GONNA PAY THEM A DIME. I DON'T CARE, I DON'T NEED CREDIT.
Pranker: No but, do you see like it- it's outstanding bill that's late fee there is non-cooperation fee, there is an outstanding bill fee.
Guy: I don't care. I don't give a crap.
Pranker: But, work with me okay? How about we can do an AT-
Guy: There's nothing to work with buddy! I TELL YOU WHAT THEY S***WED ME!
Pranker: No, no, no, but you're scre-
Guy: They were supposed to change stuff-
Pranker: Uh, y-you are doing the sc**wing right now. Right? You're sc**wing me right now-
Guy: Well that's okay yeah, I'll tell you what. GO BACK TO YOUR OWN FARKING COUNTRY.
Pranker: [stuttering] WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO ME RIGHT? WHY- WHY THAT-
Pranker [speaking to audience]: [laughing]
Pranker [imitating]: I TELL YOU WHAT THOUGH. I TELL YA WHAT, YA LISTENING? GO BACK TO YOUR FARKING COUNTRY! [laughing] So funny to me...
Pranker: Yeah, hello. Is this Craig [censored]?
Pranker: How are you doing Mr.Craig, how are you? Uh, do you remember me?
Guy: Yeah, yeah, the Arab from another country.
Pranker: No, no I am actually- I am actually from the United States, my name is Bob. I am calling wit Hippity Collections
Guy: Okay- [stuttering] WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Pranker: Yeah, I just wanted to see if we can go ahead and get the payment plan started or we're gonna have to-
Guy: Hell NO. HEY LISTEN [CENSORED] WE GOT THE JUD- THE JUDICIAL SYSTEM.
Guy: SO I GOT ALL MY PAPERWORK YOU MOTHERF- ARE THE COMPANY THAT'S TELLING YOU THAT I OWE THEM MONEY.
Guy: THEY DON'T GET THAT THEY'RE NEVER GONNA GET IT!
Pranker: But they- they- they want us- they- they want-
Guy: They- HEY LISTEN. HEY LISTEN A**HOLE!
Pranker: ... TO GET THE MOTORCYCLE. MUSTANG-
Guy: CALL- HEY, GO TO COURT. I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT A**HOLE!
Pranker: No, but they're gonna garnish your wages and take all your things!
Guy: I know that- [phone call ends]
Guy: HEY YOU FARKING TERORRIST, GO PUT A BOMB PACK ON YOURSELF AND GO BLOW YOURSELF UP!
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: E- excuse- s- sir this- this is Russell and I'm actually the supervisor here.
Pranker: Uh, number one that's extremely disrespectful, there's no need for that kind of language. Uh...
Pranker: N-number two, we were instructed to begin garnishing your wages or actually coming to- to take some of your belongings.
Pranker: We had an investigator come out they did notice you know some motorcycles apparently a mustang vehicle-
Guy: WHAT KIND OF- HEY A**HOLE, COME AND DO THAT IF YOU THINK YOU CAN.
Pranker: Okay, sir- Sir-
Guy: I told you guys I QUIT! I DON'T GIVE FARK.
Pranker: Sir- with all due respect, you're being a little bitch right now, because you know, y-you did- you did agree-
Guy: Hey listen you little c**k sucker!
Guy: COME OUT HERE AND SAY THAT TO ME.
Pranker: Sir- sir, but y- l-listen!
Pranker: You insulted my employ-
Guy: GO FARK yourself buddy.
Pranker: Sir, you insulted my employee-
Guy: I DON'T GIVE A FARK, LET'S GO TO COURT! I SIGNED THE CON-
Guy: I AGREED TO SOMETHING YOU GUYS DIDN'T GIVE IT TO ME.
Pranker: YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING IT FOR FREE DO- DON'T PLAY DUMB YOU LITTLE SUCKER.
Guy: I'VE ASKED SOMEBODY ELSE WHAT YOU GOTTA TO-
Pranker: YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING IT FOR FREE NOW YOU'RE TRYNA BACKPEDAL!
Guy: EYY, FARK YOU YOU FARKING TERRORIST!
Pranker: Oh, c- come- YOU JUST GOTTA CALL ANYONE A TERRORIST NOW?
Guy: Hey baby, hang the phone up.
Pranker [speaking as Billy]: Hello? Do I sound like a terrorist too my friend? [phone call ends]
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: H-hello? [laughing] Oh my God...
Pranker [speaking to audience]: At this point I decided to get his daughter Linsey involved. And to make him think that she made a payment on his behalf.
Guy: Yeah, what do you want now?
Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Craig, yeah man, I just wanted to say thank you, okay?
Guy: [chuckles] Okay.
Pranker: No, well I'm just saying I honestly didn't expect to get the partial payment but uh...
Pranker: I believe you daughter took care of it. So I just thank to her and we'll be able to guide this-
Guy: I don't think she took care of it, because I-
Pranker: No, we will- sh-
Pranker: I'm only gonna pay what I promised to pay on the contract.
Pranker: No- I-I understand, but again you don't have to worry about it for now for at least 30 days.
Pranker: Your daughter made a payment for 450$ and basically-
Guy: She better not have because that's probably all I- well I should owe you 3 months at 176$, and that's it.
Pranker: Yeah, well she just, well she made 450 payment but there's still going to be outstanding balance of about 650$.
Pranker: Uh, her name is Linsey [censored] right?
Guy: Eyy, just do something than you have the paper trail then I'll have my people watching your kids.
Pranker: No, no I get it I just wanted to say thank you man because she took care of it for you and is very sweet-
Pranker [speaking to audience]: I three-wayed the call and got Linsey on the other line so that when I call him, he thinks he's getting a call from his daughter.
Guy: Hey Linsey.
Linsey: Hey dad.
Guy: You didn't pay those guys 400$ did you?
Linsey: Dad I just wanted it to get taken care of.
Guy: Oh baby they're just strong arming me I mean if they were anything legal they would [stuttering] serve me some papers.
Linsey: No they said they were gonna take away like, you motorcycle or you car or something.
Guy: These are just some guys they pay, some farking terrorist they pay to bug the crap out of ya. They can't take away an-
Linsey: Well what if they come on over?
Guy: Linsey, they're- Well I would apparently, he's already looked through the window because he said "I've seen you have a motorcycle in your house".
Guy: So I- I took my- I brought my gun out. Next time I'm- I'll- I'll you know 'cause they were just scare tactics baby.
Linsey: Well, it scared me.
Guy: You know anybody that got a computer now could find everything you have you know, they just know all that crap.
Guy: I wanted him to leave a paper trial so I'd be in time to get on a computer and find me where he lives and then I'll go visit him.
Linsey: So I think I'm just gonna pay the 500$. And then I don't have to worry about anything.
Guy: No! No babe, no! Do not pay him until they take the equipment back and take that off the bill. I mean it.
Linsey: I think I'm just gonna pay it.
Guy: You tell him- You- NO! You just don't say you're gonna charge you before.
Pranker: YES, YES, YES! LINSEY PLEASE PAY THE MONEY SO WE CAN BE OVER WITH IT OKAY? Because like this is-
Guy: NO- HEY! HEY LIS- LIS- HEY LISTEN. LISTEN.
Pranker: This is ridiculous, you know.
Guy: YOU GUYS DIDN'T COME AND GET YOUR EQUIPMENT, YOU GUYS ARE CHARGING ME FOR EQUIPMENT RIGHT?
Pranker: Yeah, but she already took care of it, you kept it for too long man, it's your equipment now, you can use it.
Guy: NO I DIDN'T- YOU GUYS DIDN'T COME AND GET IT YOU BROUGHT IT AND I TOLD THEM COME AND GET IT WHEN I QUIT.
Pranker: [stuttering] we know- We have- we have-
Guy: Linsey, don't pay this motherfarker a dime more.
Pranker: WE HAVE PROOF NOW.
Guy: I'll take care of it.
Pranker: WE HAVE PROOF NOW. Okay you are the mother-
Guy: GET PROOF OF WHAT?
Pranker: YOU ARE- YOU ARE A LIAR YOU HAVE- YOU USE THIS SERVICE I HEARD EVERYTHING, I HEARD EVERYTHING YOU SAID, RIGHT.
Guy: WELL YEAH I TOLD YOU GUYS TO TURN IT OFF. IF YOU DIDN'T SEND ME THE CORRECT BILL!
Pranker: Yeah but-
Guy: Hey listen you little terrorist, LINSEY DON'T PAY THIS MOTHERFARKER A DIME MORE.
Pranker: Already- Linsey's already- she's at Western Union right now about to pay us.
Guy: I'll take care of it.
Pranker: W- Linsey just go ahead just finish it, finish it Linsey just go ahead. Go.
Guy: Don't pay it Linsey.
Pranker: LI-L-L-LINSEY WE TALKED ABOUT THIS ALREADY, I ALREADY GAVE HER THE PAYMENT PLAN SO I LOWERED- I gave her a discounting you know. I gave her discounting.
Praanker: [laughing] He hung up! Even though he thinks you're on the line!
Linsey: Did he hang up? [laughing]
Guy: Linsey? What's wrong with you?
Pranker: Look, okay l-look sir-
Pranker: Look, last thing I just want to tell you okay? I have to tell you something I have to come clean, okay?
Guy: I don't care what you gotta say.
Pranker: Listen, okay just last thing I want to tell you is your daughter Linsey you know, very nice girl, very sweet, very much loves you right but...
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: She set you up for a prank and none of those calls from the so called "terrorists" are actually about your bill. [chuckles]
Guy: Who's this? Rhett?
Pranker: N-no, my name is Russell I believe you daughter watches my content...