Category: Prank calls
Format: Animated Heads
Characters: Billy, James
Prank Victim: Car seller
Rage Level: Mellow
- “Let me ramble for a little bit longer. You know I've actually lost count of the number of ladies I've shagged in my DB9.”
- “You know I've had some especially memorable moments with Jinx and Wai Lin”
- “I'm ready to live the good life and the first thing I need is a super dun diddily doo dah duper awesome car.”
Body of content:
I called a guy who was selling a supercar to pull off a James Bond prank using my rarely heard British character. While questioning him about the Aston Martin he was selling, I kept dropping hints that I was a real life James Bond, with a little help from Billy! Should James Bond return for another prank call? Who should I call up next? Let me know in the comments!
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Pranker [speaking as Billy]: Uh- yeah hi, I'm calling about the uh- the Aston Martin you had listed for sale?
Pranker: Do you still have it available?
Pranker: Okay, excellent. I was actually recently on the Shark Tank I just sold off my business.
Pranker: I actually made a laser wrist-watch that- you know zaps the majoogalies... So I-
Pranker: I'm ready to live the good life and the first thing I need is a super dun didily doo daah duper awesome car.
Pranker: I wanted to buy-
Guy: You want it to buy? Or what? Because I really don't understand you.
Pranker: Yeah yeah I wanna buy your car amigo... I wanna buy the car from you.
Guy: Ok, amigo! Man- what do you need exactly?
Pranker: To- to be honest I'm actually not the best negotiator uh- my- my-
Pranker: L-let my friend James hop on the line for that. He's actually quite the car enthusiast himself. O-one second.
Pranker [speaking as James]: Hello, this is James. Who do I have the pleasure of speaking with today?
Guy: I'm John.
Pranker: John. Excellent. You know, my mate Billy is looking for a new car. I- I'm actually quite familiar with the Aston Martins myself.
Pranker: Do you have any wiggle room on the pricing here?
Guy: Did you read the post? First?
Pranker: I- I did read the post. Correct.
Guy: Okay, this is not an Aston Martin, it's a replica.
Pranker: SO... It's an Aston Martin correct?
Pranker [speaking as Billy in the background]: Ca-can we get one with the rocket launcher like you had James?
Pranker [speaking as James]: No, that's from the after-market dealer Billy. Uhm...
Guy: Uh listen, I am just a friend. I can give you the number with the- with the guy who owns the car.
Guy: The number is 9 [censored]
Pranker: 9 [censored].
Guy: His name is Vinnie. Tell him you've just talked to Christian.
Pranker: But I thought you were John. I thought you told me your name was John?
Guy: Yeah but you know I- I am John but he's more easy for- for- and he knows me like Christian.
Pranker: Well tell me this, sir. Would you say this vehicle is likely to help my mate Billy acquire some ladies?
Pranker: This is- the main purpose behind this vehicle is that he's trying to-
Guy: Hey listen it's a- it's a r- sports car, it's a convertible, it's really nice car man.
Pranker: Excellent. Owning an Aston Martin has quite a few perks, whether it's the looks or the ladies that come with it.
Guy: Yeah, yeah what I'm saying. Yeah.
Pranker: Yeah I-
Guy: You can talk to him, he's got married and uh... I-I think he has few girls with this car.
Pranker: I got you... You know I've actually lost count-
Guy: C-call him and uh- Give me a call back and let me know what he says.
Pranker: Well let- Let me ramble for a little bit longer. You know I've actually lost count of the number of ladies I've shagged in my DB9.
Pranker: You know I've had some especially memorable moments with Jinx and Wai Lin and uh...
Guy: Yeah, yeah man- Okay, call him and uh- let me know what he says okay, give me a call back.
Pranker: Alright, so you wanted to call him and then call you back?
Guy: YEAH. Call me and tell me what did you talk to him.
Pranker: Alright, I will do that, thank you.
Guy: Okay, okay...
Pranker: Uh, hello. I'm looking for Vinnie.
Guy2: That's me, who's this?
Pranker: This is James, I actually just spoke to Christian, he referred me to you.
Pranker: I see that you've made quite a few changes to the vehicle. Do- do you happen to offer any further customizations at your facility?
Guy2: No. Not me.
Pranker: The reason I ask is because I used to work for the Queen, I had quite the customized vehicle actually...
Pranker: Whether it's Tyre Slashers, Bullet Proof Windows, Radar Trackers, the works...
Pranker: Uhm, so I was hoping that you might be able to do something similar?
Guy2: Uh, I don't know, you gotta talk to Chritian about that.
Pranker: But when I spoke to Christian he told me I have to talk to Vinnie?
Pranker: And then now, I'm talking to Vinnie and Vinnie's asking me to talk to Christian so...
Pranker: is there possibly a third-party that might be able to answer the question?
Guy2: Yeah, I'll answer you the question tomorrow after I talk to him.
Kid in the background: Goodnight daddy! [kiss] Love you.
Guy2: okay, I gotta go now.
Pranker: Sir? Y- He hung- [chuckles] He hung up...
Pranker: Yes, hello John, uh- Christian uh- th-thank you for passing uh, Vinnie's info along. I actually just spoke with him.
Guy: What he says?
Pranker: He- he was quite talkative actually he uh- answered all my questions and everything sounds lovely.
Pranker: Let me set up an appointment to come see it please. Uh, can you take down my name?
Guy: Okay- What is your name?
Pranker: D- do you have a pen handy?
Guy: Uh, yeah.
Pranker: The name's Bond, James Bond.
Guy: James Bond? The- the guy with the 007?
Pranker: Correct. Correct sir.
Guy: Ooooh, okay- okay, okay. Okay.
Pranker: [stuttering] you know what I'm talking about right? The-
Guy: YEAH! James Bond, yeah I know.
Pranker: Alright, excellent I-I-I've been in some movies with the theme songs going something like...
Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: [imitating James Bond theme song]
Guy: Yeah, I know. I know- I know- I know.
Pranker [speaking as James]: Well are- are you willing to offer James Bond a lower price on the vehicle?
Pranker: Uhmm... Yeah. Ahh... I-I- I can do something I guess.
Pranker: Excellent and lastly, are you a fan of my movies?
Guy: Yes, I am.
Pranker: Excellent, would you mind doing me one favour?
Guy: I like all the movies.
Pranker: C-could you give me your o- your own personal rendition of my theme song?
Guy: What is that?
Pranker: Could you go [imitating theme song]?
Pranker: could you sing th-
Guy: Naah... I'm okay- No, no, no. No.
Pranker: [stuttering] Sir- pl- it would really mean the world to me if you could just sing the song?
Guy: Okay, let me one second.
[phone call ends]
Pranker: [laughing] He hung up... [laughing] He hung up...