Category: Street pranks
Format: Live video
Characters: Old man
Prank Victim: Girls
Rage Level: Moderate
Best quotes:
- “Hi there, do you possibly know where I could find some bitches?”
- “Burritos... They're my favorite kind of bitches.”
- “Prostitution is illegal in America! Just because I'm looking for some female dogs…”
Body of content:
I broke out my ultra-realistic old man mask to prank some girls out in public! There was some serious SASS and I got told off when I asked sketchy questions about the local nightlife as a creepy old dude! How would you react if you were approached by this weird old man? Let me know in the comments below!
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Transcript
Pranker [speaking to audience]: Alrighty, let's see how this goes!
Pranker: Am I looking nice and old?
Guy: Super old!
Pranker [speaking as old man]: Hi there, do you possibly know where I could find some bitches?
[music playing]
Pranker: Burritos... They're my favorite kind of bitches.
Pranker: Excuse me ma'am do you happen to know where I might be able to find some bithes in this area?
Woman: Some what?
Pranker: Some females!
Woman: Males?
Pranker: So some- I'm- I'm new to this area! I was just hoping to find- Is that-
Woman: You're crazy!
Pranker: I'm crazy?
[music]
Pranker: She's gonna go tell them on me that I'm crazy!
Lady: Excuse me sir?
Pranker: Hello?
Lady: Hi yes, uhm, you just made a lady very uncomfortable. We can't have you making our customers uncomfortable out here.
Pranker: I'm sorry, what happened?
Lady: Uh, she said you asked her- if you- if she knows where to find any girls?
Pranker: Well, I was asking her wh- wh- what's there to do around here that's a good time?
Woman: YOU ARE SICK OLD MAN! CALL SECURITY ON HIM!
Pranker: Excuse me ma'am! [stuttering]
Woman: Don't "ma'am" me! You just asked me if you can find some bitches in the area!
Pranker: Ex- I was asking you where- where I could find some good time. Like, I'm just- A PARTY PLACE-
Woman: Good time?! Call security! You hear what he's saying?
Pranker: What did I say? Did I- I'm not hurting anybody! YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT SENSITIVE AREN'T YOU?
Lady: You're making our customers very uncomfortable and-
Woman: PROSTITUTION IS ILLEGAL IN AMERICA OKAY? YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET ARRESTED.
Pranker: Okay thank you!
Lady: So yeah...
Pranker: Alright I'll- we'll head out now...
Lady: Alright, thank you.
Pranker: You take care
[music playing]
Pranker: Oh my... Prostitution is illegal in America! Just because I'm looking for some female dogs...
Pranker: This guy's gonna wait a really long time for me to cross now!
Pranker: This'll be kind of funny.
