Category: Prank call
Characters: Rakesh, Tyrone, Abdo
Prank Victim: Tow truck business
Rage Level: Moderate
- “I know you’re stupid, but don’t be THAT stupid, okay?”
- “Somebody tell me OHHH DOTTY DOTTY right? HOPPITY HIPPITUS!”
- “Motheryucker I hope you burn it in the hell fire. But ok.”
- “I can smell a PUNGENT smell of b**s***z”
Body of content:
In this tow truck prank I may have found the most STUBBORN person I’ve ever called! This company has terrible reviews from customers, so I decided to see how they would react to me calling as Rakesh and accusing them of towing my car. Right away the employees acted irritated with me and I knew this prank was going to be crazy!
One of the guys ended up using a racial slur towards Rakesh, and when I confronted him about it he denied it ever happened! Even when I played him the audio of him saying it over and over he wouldn’t just admit it and apologize - he played dumb through the entire prank!
I couldn’t let this tow truck place off the hook after all this, so I called as Abdo pretending to be from Al Jazeera to report on their racist ways! This prank was SO wild, can you believe the nerve of these people?! Should there be a tow truck prank call round two?? Tell me your thoughts in the comments!
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Pranker: [Speaking to audience] Get ready for the most stubborn racist guy that's ever owned a business
Pranker: [Speaking to audience] I had to call the local news station about him by the end of this.
Rakesh: MOTHERFARKER YOU TOW MY CAR!
Towing guy: Oh, I did?
Rakesh: I DON'T KNOW WHO DO IT. But somebody take car THEY TOW IT.
Manger: Oh well, must of been me. [laughs]
Rakesh: I want my car back.
Towing guy: Okay. Come get it!
Rakesh: What do you mean? Come bring it to me.
Towing guy: [laughs] Yeah right.. Bring it to you [laughs]
Rakesh: Get off your fat arse and bring it to me.
Towing guy: WOAH! Easy there young man
Towing guy: [chuckles] How do you know I got a fat arse?
Rakesh: I can hear your fat jiggling the esophagus RIGHT NOW
Towing guy: [Chuckles] Okay! [laughs]
Rakesh: EXACTLY right, okay, look, when can you tow it back over here?
Towing guy: We don't tow cars back over anywhere
Rakesh: But you only tow it TO NOT TO TO?
Towing guy: Okay, whatever..
Rakesh: I want to talk to manager please
Rakesh: Hell-, hell-, OOOOO MY GOD, I will show them my WRATH
Rakesh: Hello, I believe telephone got disconnect. I-, I-, talk to one guyyy uhh-,
Rakesh: Right now, he not very nice to me.
Towing guy: That was me.
Rakesh: Okay! Can I talk to manager please?
Towing guy: Yup, hang on!
Rakesh: ALL RIGHT.
Rakesh: Basically, what happened here somebody take my car and I want it to bring it back
Rakesh: Right now, uhh, eh, it was taken yesterday, I ask my friend, what happened?
Rakesh: I left it there overnight, and he tell me, oh tow truck, come take it.
Manager: Okay, you gotta come down here and pay the charges. Then you can drive it away.
Rakesh: BUT WHY CAN YOU NOT BRING IT BACK, RIGHT? YOU TOOK IT! PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT!
Manager: No.. We don't do that. You gotta come back here and pay the charges, and then
Manger: You can drive the car off
Rakesh: Okay look, MOTHERFARKER. How much charge is that?
Manager: What kind of car did you have?
Manager: What's your license plate?
Rakesh: OOOH, license plate-, [calling wife] JAMILA! What is license plate number?!
Rakesh: Uhh-, she's looking it up right now. But, can you bring it back?
Manager: No, we don't bring them back.
Rakesh: But-, but why not?
Manager: Because we don't. It's gonna be another charge for that.
Rakesh: Okay what is charge for that
Manager: Let's find out because I'm not showing any Honda in my book. So I need
Manager: A license plate.
Rakesh: The-, pri-, what, the price changing depending on whooooo car or what?
Rakesh: If I have a rich car you charge me more money or what?
Manager: No, it's all the same price.
Rakesh: So what is the cost?
Manager: I'm looking for your plate number.
Rakesh: [Yelling] LOOK! MOTHERFARKER, YOU TELL ME IT'S ALL THE SAME PRICE IM ASKING YOU
Rakesh: What is the PRICE?
Manager: I want your plate number to see if I got the car to start with, okay?
Rakesh: Oh-, alright, can I talk to somebody not stupid please? I would appreciate.
Manager: That, THAT IS YOU. YOU ARE THE STUPID ONE.
Rakesh: NO! YOU ARE RR-
Rakesh: YOU ARE STUPID MOTHER UGLY RIGHT?
Rakesh: I ask you, WHAT IS THE COST, YOU'RE ACTING LIKE STUPID MAN, RIGHT?
Manager: What are you? WHAT DI-, WHAT DOES YOUR MOTHER LOOK LIKE? A DOT HEAD?
Rakesh: Ex-, WHAT?!
Pranker: [Speaking to audience] When the games begin, you can not racist towards Rakesh.
[Phone ringing] [picks up silently]
Rakesh: Hello? Do you hang up on me?
Manager: Yes, we have to hang up on you
Rakesh: YOU TALK A CRAP RIGHT?
Manager: You should give us your number plates
Rakesh: YOU TALK A crap ABOUT MY MOTHER, RIGHT? And then you tell me, OH, I have to hang up, right?
Rakesh: You tell me oooo you have a dart head, I don't know whatever and then you hang up.
Rakesh: [Yelling] OKAY DON'T ACT, I KNOW YOU'RE STUPID, BUT DON'T BE THAT STUPID, OKAY?
[Yelling in background] Penis
Tyrone: MY ROOMMATE RAKESH just called ya'll right now. He was talking to me, telling me like ooooh
Tyrone: They-, they were pulling the race card, being racist towards me and being mean
Tyrone: And stuff. I don't know what’s happening right now, but he's real upset
Manager: No, I don't know
Tyrone: Well, okay! Tell me this di-, did you call him A DOT HEAD?!
Tyrone: Because that's what he told me
Manager: No, no, no, I didn't call him that.
Tyrone: You, you did not say that, right?
Manager: I don't even know him. No, I didn't say that.
Tyrone: Okay so yo-, you did not say the words, you are a, what are you a dot head or something?
Manager: Right, what kind of car is he picking up?
Tyrone: [Yelling] WHY YOU GONNA LIE TO ME, WHY YOU GON-, SO YOU GON-, OKAY, FIRST OF ALL
Tyrone: ARE YOU GONNA GIVE HIM A FREE PICK UP? BECAUSE, THAT'S SOME FARKED UP
Tyrone: CRAP MAN, I-, I-, TO STOP TO THAT KIN-
Manager: No, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT CALL LOOK CALL THE [Phone buttons sound] POLICE, okay?
Tyrone: OKAY, so how about I
Manager: Call them
Tyrone: I call the news station an-, and playback you calling him a do head? How about that?
Manager: Yeah, go ahead! Go ahead! Whatever
Tyrone: S-, SO-, SO-, SO YOU EMBRACING THE FACT THAT YOU ARE RACIST ARSE BITCH, right?
Manager: No, why you swearing at me sir, don't swear at me.
Tyrone: [Yelling] BOOOOOOY, KISS MY MOTHERFARKING ARSE, I mean-, YOU KNOW WHAT ARE YOU SAID
Tyrone: TO HIM AND YOU PLAYING DUMB, YOU PLAYING MOTHERFARKING DUMB! AND YOU KNOW IT.
[Phone ringing] [Phone buttons sounds] [Playback of racial insult]
Towing guy: "WHAT DOES YOUR MOTHER LOOK LIKE? A DOT HEAD"?
Rakesh: A WHAT?! Hello?
Towing guy: Hello?
Tyrone: Oh yeah, did that sound
Towing guy: What does that
Tyrone: Did that sound right to you?
Towing guy: What does that mean? I don- I don't even know what that means!
Tyrone: Okay OBVIOUSLY ya'll are making some type of reference, to his culture,
Tyrone: Something like that. COME ON MAN DON'T PLAY DUMB!
Towing guy: I don't know bu-, we don't even, we don't even know who he is!
Towing guy: How can we make fun anybody's culture when we don't even know who he is.
Tyrone: Okay alright, let me speak with the manager please.
Towing guy: Sure! Hang on.
Manager: [Answers] Hello, may I help you?
Tyrone: Uhh, yeah, hello? Uh, I-, I was speaking to somebody
Manager: Yeah, yeah.
Tyrone: A little while ago, uhm, my roommate, uhm, Rakesh was talking to somebody
Tyrone: Who was saying racial slurs towards him. Can you tell me who, who is-
Tyrone: Who is this individual?
Manager: "WHAT DOES-, WHAT DOES YOUR MOTHER LOOK LIKE? A DOT HEAD?"
Rakesh: A WHAT?!
Manager: I'm getting, I'm getting a bunch of mixed-, I can't quite make out
Manager: Who's talking what. It sounds like
Manager: There more than than one people
Tyrone: No, no, no, uh, li-, listen-, listen to what's being said here okay?
Tyrone: Pause for a second.
Manager: "WHAT DOES-, WHAT DOES YOUR MOTHER LOOK LIKE? A DOT HEAD?"
Rakesh: A WHAT?!
Tyrone: So, yeah! Tha-, that's what happened and now we looking for an apology.
Tyrone: And figure out what's going on here. And on what universe is that acceptable?
Manager: I don't even know what you're talking about. I'm not sure wu-
Tyrone: Okay, look, we-, we know for a fact
Tyrone: Somebody there referred to him, "what is your momma A DOT HEAD", then hung up
Tyrone: Okay? NOW WE GET A BUNCH OF PEOPLE PLAYING DUMB, I'M ABOUT TO HIT UP THE
Tyrone: NEWS STATION, SEE WHAT'S POPPING WITH YOU AND YOUR RACIST ORGANIZATION
Tyrone: OVER THERE. Ok.
Manager: I don-, to start with I don't know what are you talking about.
Tyrone: [cluck] You simply can not pass the phone to the person who said it
Tyrone: And ask em to say sorry is that-
Manager: [Yelling] I DON'T KNOW WHO SAID IT!
Tyrone: Ok, let me
Manager: I am apologizing to you to.. End this, uhh, whatever issue is
Tyrone: But why you-, like uh-, I don't understand. I can't believe like, like my mind is
Tyrone: BLOWN right now, that any business man would choose to like, have that kind of
Tyrone: Thing in they record and be so stubborn about like some racist-
Tyrone: NOW THAT'S SERIOUS. I don't know about you but like nowaday you can't
Tyrone: Be saying that stuff to people. Maybe like a hundred years ago you can be dropping
Tyrone: Them racial slurs on people and stuff, but nowadays.
Tyrone: Tell me this my man, like, can we go ahead and stop playing games and just
Tyrone: Acknowledge the fact that, you kind of said something mean to my boy?
Manager: No one here said anything mean to your boy.
Tyrone: [Stressfully exhales] You still gonna lie to me man? Come on man I-
Tyrone: I-, I played the recording to you like 15 times man!
Tyrone: You gonna lie to me like that? WHY MAN, WHY?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND I-
Tyrone: I understand you trying to cover your arse and stuff but like sometimes
Tyrone: You just got to man up to it.
Manager: No one here. That's not what we're about
Rakesh: Hello? Look, somebody talk to me and they say the wrong thing, okay?
Rakesh: I don't know what happened here but, it hurt my feeling, right?
Manager: Well, if somebody hurt your feelings I'm sorry to hear that
Rakesh: MOTHERCLUCKER, I KNOW IT WAS YOU! OKAY? SOMEBODY TELL ME OOOH
Rakesh: DOTTY DOTTY, right? HOPPITY HIPPTIS
Manager: So.. So why are you swearing then?
Rakesh: I don't, I-, I-, I SAID MOTHERYUCKER, that is not swear ok?
Manager: Okay, well it sounds like you swore
Rakesh: But I-, I SAY 'MOTHERYUCKER'R OK? It is not but, somebody tell me
Rakesh: OH DOTTY DOTTY MOMMY DOTTY, RIGHT? HIPPITY HOPPITIS, It think it was you man.
Manager: Alright, well, at this point in time, your car is not here so..
Manager: I would check with the police. Alright?
Rakesh: But are you-, are you sorry, racist man?
Manager: Nope! I'm not racist, so..
Rakesh: YOU ARE A- BUT LOOK!
Manager: I have nothing to be sorry about.
Rakesh: YOU ARE A- BUT LOOK!
Manager: [playback playing] "WHAT DOES YOUR MOTHER LOOK LIKE, A DOT HEAD?"
Rakesh: SOMEBODY, SOMEBODY SAY, THINGS TO ME RIGHT?
Manager: Well-, no-, who ev-, eh no one sure said anything bad to you
Manager: And no matter where you are in the world how's that?
Rakesh: But-, that is right. But to compensate me will you tow me a car or something?
Rakesh: But you-, will you-
Manager: How's that
Rakesh: Will you tow for free one time?
Manager: No. We don't tow for free.
Rakesh: But-, but-, you insult for free, RIGHT?
Manager: No, no one insults for, for free. Or chrages for fr- for insulting
Manager: No one insults!
Rakesh: That guy did-, he did insulting to me.
Manager: Well, I don't know what you're talking about but-,
Manager: I told-, I told your friend Tyrone, check with the police department
Manager: They'll tell you who has your car. Okay?
Rakesh; MOTHERYUCKER, I hope you burn it in the hell fire. But ok.
Manager: Okay, bye now!
Rakesh: MOTHERR BITCH.
[I call back one week later..]
[Picks up the phone]
Abdo: Uh, hello! Can I speak with the manager please?
Manager: Uh, speaking you got him.
Abdo: OKAY, hello, my name is Abdo, I'm calling from, uh, aljazeera english
Abdo: In coordination with NBC, [phone button sounds] local news, how are you doing sir?
Abdo: EXCELLENT! So I UHH, we had like, uh-, uhhhhh, CORRESPONDENCE with one guy.
Abdo: Who send us a package here envelope with one VHS cassette, and a walkman
Abdo: And uh with some content, on it that we found, a little bit SURPRISE.
Abdo: It seems like, uh, one manager there was saying racial slur to one Indian
Abdo: So we're coming now for interview, we just want to make sure, that it's a good time
Abdo: And what is the status?
Manager: You're coming where for an interview?
Abdo: To the tow truck company.
Manager: Okay for-, for what? A job? A position?
Abdo: NO FOR INTERVIEW FOR ALJAZZERA ENGLISH and with in coordination
Abdo: With NBC [boop] local news about the racism and the treatment of the people there
Manager: And who authorized this?
Abdo: Uhh, ou-, our-, our director here saw the-, the envelope. He listen to the cassette
Abdo: Somebody call a Indian guy 'you're a stupid dot head' and we have like an agreement
Abdo: With them, it's going to be broadcast, to-, uh LIBYA, EGYPT, AFGHANISTAN
Abdo: In AMERICA, SOMALIA, ETHIOPIA, QATAR, MOROCCO. All the places, wu-, we have a
Abdo: Like a big, uh-, story, about this, we want to get your, side so it's not
Abdo: Too much one-sided, you understand?
Manager: They called somebody a butthead?
Abdo: A DOT HEAD. There the recording of it too, so if you want to play stupid is not the best idea.
Manager: Oh.. Somebody HERE called somebody a dot head?
Manager: Albert somebody called somebody a dot head? John did somebody call, somebody a dot head?
Manager: No, no, I didn't hear anybody say that? I got two guys in front here
Manager: They said-,
Manager: [Exhales] Hmmmm, so when do you wanna come down?
Abdo: Well-, wu-, we want to just get an interview and hear your side of the story
Abdo: Ahh, but hopefully, you won't deny it, because there is a recording so
Abdo: Tha-, that would be a little bit, of a, a, crap, SHOW, if you will
Abdo: You're saying no I did not say it but there is a r-
Manager: No! [Yelling] YOU SAY CRAP SHOW?!?
Abdo: Uh, yes!
Manager: [Yelling] DON'T EVER USE THAT WORD CRAP SHOW WITH ME!
Abdo: Why not? I-, I'm speaking with you RELAX.
Manager: BECAUSE THA- THAT'S NOT PROPER ETIQUETTE. "CRAP SHOW"
Abdo: Oh really?
Manager: THE HELL’S A CRAP SHOW?
Abdo: Is-, is-, 'DOT HEAD', PRO-, PROPER ETIQUETTE? YOU STUPID?
Manager: Well, I mean I don't-, nobody here-, nobody works here, called any-
Abdo: It-, your voice sir, I am almost, positive it was you, but if you want to say
Abdo: It was not, it's okay, the recording is-,
Manager: [laughing hysterically] WASN'T ME! I'M, I very seldom answer the phone
Manager: I just happen to be
Abdo: Ok, it-, it is-
Manager: Standing here
Abdo: It was the manager-
Manager: It wasn't me
Abdo: It was the manager there who kept on, he, he refused, to say sorry
Abdo: Number one and number two, he was being just very very rude to the guy
Abdo: Laugh at him, and, it-, one hundred, percent happened. So, we
Abdo: We know that for a fact
Abdo: Ehhh, so
Abdo: I-, and honestly-, honestly
Manager: You wanna come down here for an interview.
Abdo: I have, and from the recording, it sounds like you, to be honest.
Abdo: But-, this is my opinion.
Manager: No, it wasn't me. I-, I'll be- I'll be perfectly honest, it wasn't me.
Manager: I don't, I don't, I don't use that, phrase at all, I don't use it at all
Abdo: Okay well, well, WELL WHAT HAPPENED IS THE GUY CALLED BACK ASKING FOR APOLOGY
Abdo: Over, and over, and over again. The guy said he was playing stupid
Abdo: He said 'oh I don't know, who is this', I don't know it did-, did not happened.
Abdo: Here, I, DID not say that. And then the guy played back the recording to him
Abdo: He still said no, NO, NO, IT WAS NOT ME. And was being EXTREMELY stubborn.
Abdo: I don't know why anybody with ANY SENSE OF BUSINESS would be that stubborn
Abdo: To say sorry. It-, it was literally MIND BLOWING
Manager: Well if you had a-, a date, and a time, I could tell you exactly who was on the phone
Abdo: It was January 28.
Manager: Well I let a guy go last week, that uh, yeah was, not very customer friendly
Manager: I'm just wondering, if it was him, uhm...
Abdo: Okay, if you want to give me one second, I can maybe play it for you on the telephone
Abdo: Uhh, you want to hear uhhhh-, eee-, I can try
Manager: That be excellent. I could recognize the voice
Abdo: Okay. One second please, let me see if I have it here, if I can transmit
Abdo: For you. Uh, I'm gonna put you on hold for one minute, while i go ahead and, an-, pull up the
Abdo: The record-, the recording for you, is that okay?
Manager: Very good, very good
Abdo: Ok, one second.
[On hold] [music playing in background]
Phone operator: All of our representatives are currently busy. Please stay on the line.
Phone operator: And your call will be answered by the next available representative.
Phone operator: The estimated hold time is currently.... Less than NINETY SIX MINUTES
Phone operator: You are currently caller number.. THIRTY TWO
Phone operator: Waiting to speak with a representative. Thank you for your patience.
[On hold] [music playing in background]
Abdo: Uh, hello?
Manager: Yeah, yes, hello?
Abdo: Yes hello, yeah I believe we have it here let me, uhh, let me know if you can
Abdo: Hear it, okay
Manager: "What does, WHAT DOES YOU MOTHER LOOK LIKE? A DOT HEAD?"
Rakesh: A WHAT?!
Abdo: Did you hear it? It, it, it's a honestly either a- do you have a brother
Abdo: Or somebody related maybe? It sounds very very close to your voice.
Manager: Was not me, it's definitely not me. Don't you have any part of the conversation, or?
Abdo: We have the full recording on the VHS cassette. We have to do like a exporting.
Manager: I think I do recognize the voice, I believe that is the gentleman, that was let go
Manager: Uhh, his name was uh, Samuel, uhh, he worked for about
Manager: Three weeks.
Abdo: Whe-, when did you let him go sorry?
Manager: Uhhhh, about two or maybe a week, when did-, I think last Friday, last, last Friday
Abdo: I-, I-, I heard you say three weeks, then you said two weeks and then you said a one week.
Manager: No he worked here-, no, he worked here for three weeks
Abdo: Okay, I can smell a BUNGENT smell of bullcrap, but I'm coming right now, we'll talk about it.
Abdo: Oh, okay. On, on the way!
Pranker: [Speaking to audience] This guy started cover his ass so hard.