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Prank Call: Mom Confronts Her Son's Drug Dealer

Mar 4, 2018 3.7M views 0 comments

Category: Prank call 
Format: Subtitled
Characters: Rakesh
Prank Victim: Mom
Rage Level: Moderate

Son pulls off crazy drug dealer prank call on mom!

Best quotes: 

  • “You can’t smoke the hippity for free”
  • “The hippity I have is great, its like once you pop it you can’t stop it”
  • “They’re gonna come to our house and do PLAN 2!”

Body of content:

I was told this mom is extremely protective of her son, Brandon, and was suspicious that he might be smoking weed lately. Brandon asked me to prank call his mom pretending to be a drug dealer looking to collect money owed to him. She tried her hardest to stay calm and get as much information as possible out of the supposed drug dealer, Rakesh. 

His mom was super freaked out by Rakesh mentioning he was going to take things to “stage two” if Brandon didn’t pay up, and she was ready to call the police - even if it got her son in trouble! I got to listen into a call between Brandon and his mom right at the height of this prank and that made the video even more hilarious. 

What crazy pranks should I try out on a mom in the future? What do you think stage two really was?! Let me know in the comments below!

 

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Transcript

Pranker: [Speaking to audience] This mom is very protective of her son Brandon-

Pranker: and is suspicious of his smoking weed lately. Brandon told me to call-

Pranker: her pretending to be a drug dealer, wanting to collect some money he owes me.

Pranker: The way she reacts and tries to calmly get as much information out of me as possible is hilarious.

Pranker: Check out these motherly vibes.

 [Phone ringing]

Mom: Hello?

Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Uh, yeah, can I talk to Brandon, please?

Mom: Who is calling?

Pranker: Uh, this is Rakesh, I was trying to fulfill his order and I just, I-, I-, I-

Pranker: I was trying to figure out what to do.

Mom: What order?

Pranker: Uh, well, he ordered some of the HIPPITY, I', trying to just kind of get my money and give it to him, right?

Mom: What did he order though?

Pranker: Uh, he ordered half an ounce of the finest HIPPITY, uh, do you-, uh, who-, wait-, who's this? Is this his girlfriend-

Pranker: or something like that?

Mom: YES, how did you get my number? 

Pranker: But, this is the number I had for-, uh-

Mom: [Hang up]

Pranker: [Laughing] [speaking to audience] She-, she hung up dude, we got to get a hold of her otherwise she's going to-

Pranker: rip into her son. I wanted to call the requester quickly to let him know that I was currently pranking his mom-

Pranker: And to make sure he keeps the story straight.

 [Phone ringing]

Son: Hello?

Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Uh, yeah, hello, uh, this Brandon?

Son: Yeah it is.

Pranker: Yeah, I was talking to your mom, man, give her back, let me finish-, let me finish.

Pranker: Hey Brandon, you still there?

Son: Oh, hey.

Pranker: So-, pl-, pl-, play, is it too late or can you still play along? [Laughs]

son: No-, no-, you're good, keep going-, keep going-, I'm at the dentist so this is perfect, keep going.

Pranker: Okay, alright.

Son: There you go. 

 [Hang up]

 [Phone ringing]

Mom: Hello?

Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: YEAH, why do you disrespect me and hang up like that, that's so rude.

Mom: I have no idea what are you talking about.

Pranker: But you told me, you're his girlfriend, right? So you know he likes to talk on the HOPA KALAH DONUT, right?

Mom: Yeah, I'm confused, tell me what's going on.

Pranker: Okay, so Brandon, right now, he's about 2 weeks late on his payment and now I'm just trying to collect, so it-

Pranker: it's c-, causing a lot of problems for me, so can you pay the two hundred?

Mom: SURE! So where you at?

Pranker: Uh, I was just thinking I can come through, uh, are you still on the [censored], uh, the street?

Mom: [Censored] street?

Pranker: Yeah! 

Mom: NO...

Pranker: So I can come meet you wherever just tell me where you wanting to come, I can-, I can ride over there, but just please-

Pranker: no more wasting my time, because I don't want to go to stage 2.

Mom: WHAT'S STAGE 2?

Pranker: Uh, but-, we-, we-, we-, we can cross that bridge when we get there, but trust me, we don't want to cross that bridge-

Pranker: in the first place, that's all I'm saying is that, I've been-, I've been running around, I just-, I have other customers-

Pranker: who want the HOPPITUS. You-, right now, I'm wasting a lot of time.

Mom: Do you know where McDonald's is in [censored] 

Pranker: The drive is kind of far but I-, I'm for to hundred I-, I can do it, but I want definitely to get the cash I-, I-, because-

Pranker: otherwise my boss, he will force me to go to stage 2. If I go all the way there, I don't get it. 

Mom: How much did he pay you to begin with? 

Pranker: I gave him half the product upfront, like a lawn, and then I never got the remaining, right?

Mom: So, he didn't give you any money?

Pranker: Uh, not yet, but in the past obviously, we've built some that's why I thought he would be good fot it. The last time he bought-

Pranker: half an ounce of the HIPPITY, he gave me the money up front, so that's why I-, I thought it would be no problem, I trust him-

Mom: So, the last time he paid you, but his time, he didn't pay you?

Pranker: Yeah, like you can't smoke the HIPPITY for free, right? It's not-, that's not how it works.

Mom: What are you calling it? You can smoke THE WHAT?

Pranker: You know, the HIPPITY.

Mom: HIPPERTY?

Pranker: YEAH! 

Mom: Okay, alright, if there's a problem or if I need to meet you sooner then I'll give you a call.

Pranker: Okay, alright, well I will circle back, I will call you probably little bit later to check in but hopefully we can close it out.

Mom: Uh huh, you're welcome.

Pranker: Okay, alright.

Mom: Alright, bye bye

Pranker: Bye.

Mom: [Hang up]

Pranker: [Speaking to audience] OH MY GOD, she's freaking out, she's like what it this SON?! 

Pranker: She was blowing up Brandon's phone trying to figure out what the heck was going on, so I had him conference me into the first call while I stay muted.

 [Phone ringing]

Mom: Hello?

Son: Hello

Mom: Yeah, what is going on?

Son: What do you mean?

Mom: The guy-

Son: Is it about that guy that was calling?

Mom: that called me

Son: What did he say?

Mom: He said that you owed him two hundred dollars. That you've done business with him before and always paid that this time he-, fronted you upfront-

Mom: and you didn't pay him the 200 dollars-

Son: Wait-, wait-, wait-

Mom: and he wants it NOW before he goes to PHASE 2 

Son: [Dramatic music playing] PHASE 2? 

Mom: Brandon, LISTEN TO ME 

Son: I thought it was-

Mom: PEOPLE KNOW MY ADDRESS?

Son: I don't know a lot of people came to our house

Mom: WHO DID?! 

Son: I DON'T KNOW! MOM, just-, can I borrow two hundred dollars?

Mom: Brandon, I'm not kidding, I'm fixing to call the police.

Son: Why would you call the police on me buying drugs?

Mom: What are you talking about? Because, they are going to come to our house and do pl-, PLAN 2.

Son: But, that would get me a trouble though.

Mom: I don't care. 

Son: I-, WHAT?! I CARE, if you call the police, I'll go to jail, so calm down-

Mom: Brandon, this-

Son: I'll figure it out, I'll figure it out but I got to go, he's calling me, I got to go. 

Mom: BRANDON! 

 [Hang up]

Pranker: [Speaking to audience] He hang up on both of us, oh my god, that ending though.

 [Phone ringing]

Son: Hello?

Pranker: Hey, what's up?

Son: Was that good? 

Pranker: She-, that ending BRANDON, was pretty funny, that was amazing, like the end when-

Pranker: she was just so appalled that you said you were going to hang up, uh, so I think-

Pranker: now I can call her up and just be like, [speaking as Rakesh] yeah, like I talk to-

Pranker: your son and he told me you don't have the money, so I guess, now we will go to the stage 2, right?

Pranker: Like and then just see what like-

Son: Oh my god, that's farking great, my girlfriend just said that she's on the phone with my mom right now.

Pranker: You think she'll pick up?

Son: She's actually freaking out, NO-, NO-, NO-, she said it goes-, that's it going to far, no it's not, get out-

Pranker: No. Oh god, I hope she doesn't farking ruin it. 

Pranker: [Speaking to audience] Now I called up Brandon's mom again with Brandon's number showing up on the caller ID.

 [Phone ringing]

Mom: Hello? 

Pranker: Uh, yeah, hello, I keep trying to talk to you, I'm with Brandon right now 

Mom: [Hang up]

Pranker: [Laughing] She hung up [laughing] she hung up, okay, let me call her again, let me call her again.

 [Phone ringing]

Mom: Hello?

Pranker: Look, we're almost done with the transaction, right, he does not have the full two hundred , so I-

Pranker: don't know what to do about that, I don't want to go to stage 2 but my hands are a little bit tight right now.

Pranker: And I don't want to go to stage 3, so please don't hang up the telephone. Uh, I'm-, I'm on the way right now, okay?

Mom: Yeah. Come here right now. 

Pranker: I have some extra Hippity here for the trouble, I know you're not necessarily responsible for his purchase, but if you-

Pranker: can take care of it for him, I'll give you like a small bonus. Okay?

Mom: Sure.

Pranker: Uh, the Hippity I have is great, like once you pop it you can't stop it, so if you want to try that, I can give you-

Pranker: I don't know if he shared with you already or not, but I can give it!

Mom: Okay.

Pranker: Okay, great! And then the last thing I-, I have to tell you, just because I don't want you to like worry all night-

Pranker: and all day and all afternoon and go crazy, is the whole thing actually from start to finish, I am not actually a drug dealer-

Pranker: I-, uh, I'm-, uh, a voice actor and the whole thing is indeed just a prank call and I'm so sorry for getting you worked up-

Pranker: because I think you still believe something is going-

Son: MOM, I'M SO SORRY!

Pranker: [Laughing]

Son: Mom, please don't kill me, I had to go along with it, he-, mom-, I had to, I'm so sorry.

Pranker: [Laughing]

Son: Mom, I need you to talk 

Pranker: Uh-, t-, she just hung up, let me call her back. We need like some kind of happy ending, you know what I'm saying, so like, so-

Pranker: hold on, let me call her back.

Son: I know, I know, she is going to kill me, I'm scared to go home. 

Pranker: [Speaking to audience] So I felt a little bad for Brandon at this point, and wanted to make sure I smoothed things over with his mom.

Pranker: She was apparently already texting his girlfriend threatening with things like: he is going to be grounded, he is going to lose his car-

Pranker: he can't go out for a month, it was getting bad. I had him shoot me a text once he got home.

 [Phone ringing]

Son: Hello? 

Pranker: Hey, what's up dude, is your mom around? [Laughs]

Son: Yeah, it's on speaker, she's right here.

Pranker: Hi Grace, do you absolutely hate me and despise me still or have things become mildly more acceptable?

Mom: [Laughing] mildly more acceptable 

Pranker: Okay, I figured like you wouldn't be totally over it, because I get it, it's a little bit of a outlandish phone call to get about your son-

Pranker: BUT, like I said, you instilled the fear of god in this man, because he's like-, he was shaking, worried about getting home, he felt really-

Pranker: really bad about it so just know, that he didn't take it lightly or-, or it was no big deal [laughing]

Mom: I was just totally freaked out when you said our address, I literally, my daughter and I thought you were going to come to our home-

Pranker: Oh my god

Mom: and-, and shoot the house up [laughs]

Pranker: God no, uh, well, that wasn't stage 2, stage 2 would be like, not shooting the house up, but like understandable it was very vague, and kind of-

Pranker: mildly threatening sounding 

Mom: [Laughing]

Pranker: Is your daughter okay now? Like is she okay, uh, I did feel honestly kind of bad about that whole thing.

Mom: Uh, yes. She's okay now. It was a little concerning, we thought our-, our-, her brother and my son was- 

Pranker: Smoking the Hippity. 

Mom: in lots of trouble 

Pranker: Yeah.

Mom: Do what?

Pranker: You thought he was smoking the Hippity, which is a totally made up word by the way [laughing] 

Mom: [Laughing] Look, look, I've had-, I've had enough experience in my little household, I've never heard hippity before, trust me.

Pranker: [Laughing] It was amazing-

Mom: Not that we smoked it, I'm not saying that. I'm not, our-

Pranker: I know-, god. That's hilarious.

Mom: Friends-, friends of friends 

Pranker: Friends of friends totally fair, understood, but no, when you said to me like: "What did you just call it?" I was like: "The Hippity."

Pranker: And you were like: "God it was so funny", uh, but yeah like, you-

Mom: [Laughing] 

Pranker: you, and then like, when I was asking you, I was like: "Wait, are you his girlfriend or something?" And you're like: "YES." Like [laughing]

Mom: [Laughing]

Pranker: It was so amazing, how you were trying to, just like get, some information, like we-, what do you need?! [Laughing] but-

Mom: [Laughing]

Pranker: You played it really well 

Mom: Okay, awesome! 

Pranker: Thank you again for your time, thank you for not ripping into Brandon, he's a good kid, he had no bad intentions, he just wanted to pull off-

Pranker: a little prank on his mom.

Mom: Okay! Sounds good, thank you.

Pranker: Alright, take care.

Son: Bye, bye Russell.

Pranker: Alright, later man, bye, bye!

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