Category: Prank calls
Characters: Abdo, Russell
Prank Victim: Dog groomer
Rage Level: Hardcore
- “There is like a very pungent smell coming out of the telephone line, c-can you smell it? It's a bullcrap! Like, I can smell the bullcrap.”
- “I saw o-on the Yelp page that you don't like undocumented people so I- I wanted just to see if like undocumented dogs were okay.”
- “Kathy Jones sounds like just, kind of like, a fake name. It's almost as bad as like Bob Baker.”
Body of content:
This dog groomer has been known to make extremely racist comments about her customers, especially if they left a review that's critical of her business. Their Yelp page is full of racist comments made by the owner towards people who left negative reviews. I decided to prank this crazy racist lady as Abdo, to give her a piece of my mind!
I tried to see if “undocumented dogs” would be accepted, and worked in some replies from Yelp to see if she would react. She COMPLETELY freaked out and refused to take responsibility for the things she did. Check out this meltdown and let me know what your favorite part was in the comments below!
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Pranker [speaking to audience]: So, I called up this dog groomer who is known to be super racist.
Pranker: Their yelp page is full of racist comments towards customers who've been displeased by their service.
Pranker: It's crazy, I decided to call them up as Abdo [speaking as Abdo] to give them the piece of my mind...
Girl: Kan- [censored]
Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Hello! [censored], how are you?
Girl: I am good, who's this?
Pranker: Uh, it's Abdo!
Girl: Abdo who?
Pranker: Uh, yeah! I come in there for for grooming, a little while back, but it's been a while, I was out of the country and now I'm back here.
Girl: Okay, wh- what dog do you have?
Pranker: I have an Egyptian Pharaoh Hound, it's the one I want to bring uh- unfortunately my other dog he- he passed away, you know?
Pranker: Uh... About 6 months ago, it was really hard time for me and my family but...
Girl: I am totally booked all this week, it would have to be next week.
Pranker: Yeah- no- I- I can do that, that sounds good. I- I'm uh- I'm curious i-it's been a little while d- does the dog have to have documentation with him?
Pranker: To- for- anything like f- for your service?
Girl: Yeah well, yeah it would be nice if he has it, yes.
Pranker: Got you. Because I- I saw o-on the Yelp page that you don't like undocumented people so I- I wanted just to see if like undocumented dogs were okay.
Girl: Excuse me?! W- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Pranker: Here on the yelping it says like you n- uh- you were- I guess you were replying to somebody who had not the best experience and you said...
Pranker: ... "You need to go back to where you came from you EF undocumented- the American tax-
Girl: EXCU- LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
Girl: I don't know what you're talking about.
Pranker: Don't play stupid, come on lady, at least own it, right? At least be like "Yeah I made a mistake, I am- I apologize-"
Girl: I don't- First of all, I don't know what you're talking about, and- I- I have nothing to do with it.
Pranker: But it alw-
Pranker: It's all over yelping.
Girl: I don't care- LISTEN! I NEVER SAID THAT, SOMEBODY ELSE WROTE THAT SO- ON MY ACCOUNT!
Pranker: You're telling me somebody used your Yelp account, and wrote it? Right? Like, was it your husband, the other owner? Who?
Girl: I didn't-
Girl: Yeah- Yeah and THAT PERSON- AND THAT PERSON- AND THAT PERSON IS FIRED! THAT PERSON DOES NOT WORK FOR ME ANYMORE?
Pranker: What was that person's name?
Girl: WHAT WAS THAT PERSON'S NAME? I DON'T- I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU THAT!
Pranker: Yeah! okay, you- you are a silly goose, you can't-
Girl: WELL I'M GONNA- ALRIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU, I'M- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HER-
Pranker: You can't even y-
Girl: I'll tell you what her name is. Okay?
Pranker: BUY TIME HABIBI, BUY TIME.
Girl: Her na- Alright, her- her name is Kathy Jones. Okay? That- What difference does it make?
Pranker: You- You had 25 seconds to tell me Kathy Jones, like the whole time you could have just been like...
Pranker: ..."Oh, it's Angela, oh it's Andrea, oh her name is Becky-"
Girl: WELL- WELL- I DIDN'T WANNA TE- LISTEN WELL WHAT? ARE YOU- ARE YOU- ARE YOU HE UNDOCUMENTED PERSON'S POLICE?
Pranker: The racist comments weren't like in one week or one day, you had several, right? Like, back to back, like one week it's this guy...
Pranker: ... two weeks later it's this guy, two months later it's this guy...
Girl: Well, listen, listen... Listen... LISTEN!!! Listen, I had NO CONTROL OVER WHAT PEOPLE SAY AND DO. Okay?
Pranker: [stuttering] It's just like, your story keeps changing a little bit and I- that's okay, you know mistakes happen but, it would just really mean a lot to me if instead you just said...
Pranker: ... "You know what? You know Abdo habibi, I made a mistake and I- I regret it-"
Girl: WELL YEAH! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT. I MADE A- I MADE A - I MADE A MISTAKE TO HIRE THAT PERSON AND TO GIVE HER ACCESS TO- TO- FOR HER TO BE ABLE TO WRITE STUFF FOR ME, YES! I MADE A BIG MISTAKE, YOU'RE RIGHT!
Pranker: So for like, a year? Like she had access to say all this things? Like, there is like- they're so spread out-
Girl: NO!!! SHE NO- SHE DI- SHE DIDN'T WORK FOR ME FOR THAT LONG, SHE WORKED FOR ME ABOUT, ALL TOGETHER MAYBE 6 MONTHS.
Pranker: Kathy Jones sounds like just kind of like a fake name, it's almost as bad as like Bob Baker.
Girl: Well, not necess- No- not necessarily because let me tell you something, my married name was Smith.
Pranker: But- see here's the thing, there is like a pungent smell coming from the telephone, do you know what it is?
Girl: A what?
Pranker: There is like a very pungent smell coming out of the telephone line, c-can you smell it?
Girl: Uh, no sir, uh no. I can't smell anything.
Pranker: Yeah- I- [stuttering]
Girl: I don't know what you're talking about.
Pranker: It's a bullcrap! Like, I can smell the bullcrap, it's just like it's hurting me so much you know [stuttering]
Girl: Well... You know what? Listen. Listen, I- I'm not gonna waste my time and I'm not gonna waste your time.
Pranker: What did she look like? What is her hair color?
Girl: Listen, it doesn't matter what her hair color is, her hair was brown.
Pranker: You are not quick on your feet, are you??
Girl: HER HAIR WAS BROWN, HER HAIR WAS BROWN. And she's about 5'4, about 130 pounds, okay?
Pranker: Honestly- honestly- [laughing]
Pranker: Okay, alright. H- honestly just like, you're not very quick on your feet but like, first you say- you act like you're offended by my question-
Girl: WELL I'M SORRY I'M NOT VERY QUICK ON MY FEET BECAUSE I DON'T LIE! Okay?
Pranker: [stuttering] Allegedly, right? It-
Girl: I DON'T LIE!
Pranker: M... Yeah...
Girl: PEOPLE THAT LIE ARE VERY QUICK ON THEIR FEET. OK? I DON'T LIE.
Pranker: Got you. Whe- where was she from, Kathy Jones? Where was she from?
Girl: I tell you like it is.
Girl: She's- I don't know- she's- She said she was from- here from- I don't know?
Pranker: Got you...
Girl: Okay. Listen. Listen, I- listen. I got somebody coming in right now. I- I have to get off the phone okay?
Pranker: Got you, okay, okay... [stuttering] Did Kathy just come? Is that who just walked in? [phone call ends]
Girl: Have a nice day.
Pranker: H- hello?
Pranker [speaking to audience]: [laughing] Oh my God, this lady... Asking her questions and waiting like 10 seconds for a response... Hilarious.
Pranker: I called back a month later. Yes, a month. To see if there was actually a Kathy Jones who worked there, because I don't buy it.
[phone call ringing]
Girl: Good afternoon, Kan- [censored]
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Yeah, hi, can I speak with Kathy please?
Girl: There is no Kathy here.
Pranker: Uhm, maybe I got the wrong number- uh, I came a little while back, I think I spoke with Kathy... Uh, maybe I- wrote it down wrong, uhm...
Girl: That doesn't sound familiar.
Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Oh really?? Huh? That's so interesting actually, because just last month when we were talking, you told me all about Kathy Jones...
Pranker: ... and how she was there for 6 months and left all these racist comments.
Pranker: So tell me now, will you at least come clean and admit that you were the one that left the comments on the yelping?
Pranker: You stupid? [phone call ends]
Pranker [speaking to audience]: Pf! [laughing] She's gone! Oh my God, this lady under no circumstance wants to admit that she was just flat out caught in a lie. Good God...