Category: Prank calls
Prank Victim: Drug test detox business
Rage Level: Mellow
- “Do you all possibly like- carry like a negro flavor of the of the fake penises?”
- “Okay I feel you and- and- on a side note, how big is your D**K, no homo.”
- “AYE YO DONATE HALF OF YOUR D**K TO THAT MAN, MAN! Don't be stingy! It's the time of giving.”
Body of content:
In this drug test prank call, I call up a business that offers detox drinks / supplements (and even "synthetic urine") that will supposedly make you pass a drug test, guaranteed. As Tyrone, I questioned them about their products and then took things in an uncomfortable direction! Don’t miss how these guys reacted to Tyrone’s antics!
Have you ever encountered a shady business like this? Do you think they are selling legitimate products? Tell me what you think in the comments below!
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Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Uh, yeah hello?
Guy: Yeah, can I help you?
Pranker: Uh, yeah, is this the uh, the passing the drug testing?
Guy: Passing the drug test, you got it.
Pranker: Ay yo what's popping man? Y-you confusing me a little bit because you picked up like "hello" like I'm your boy.
Guy: Because y-y-yo- you know what is it, at nighttime it forwards to our cell phone so I didn't know it was a personal call or if it's a private or business call.
Guy: You know what I'm saying?
Pranker: Okay, I feel you-
Guy: Because in nighttime- nighttime holiday weekend is forwarded to our cell phones so we're doing sales at night on our cell phone.
Pranker: Nice man, you committed as fark, I like that. I like that. Alright...
Pranker: So uh, yeah! I was wondering, what you all have to possibly uh, pass a drug test.
Pranker: I b- I've been smoking a little bit weed at my off time and but you know, who doesn't these days?
[speaking at the same time]
Pranker: I'm trying to get me a government job so I know they be testing-
Guy: Okay so let me ask you a question then, okay?
Guy: There's two things here for marijuana.
Guy: One is UNSUPERVISED TEST if they're not gonna watch you go with synthetic urine 35$ slam dunk, easy, guaranteed to pass.
Pranker: Booyeah! I like that-
Guy: If they're gonna watch you- if they're gonna watch you then you be three days off, at least three days clean. MINIMUM three days clean. Okay?
Guy: And if you're OVERWEIGHT then we need about 4-5 days clean. AT LEAST.
Guy: And then use a DETOX drink.
Pranker: Yeah I'm 450 pounds actually. Is that gonna be a problem?
Guy: Oh, okay... So listen, you're 450 pounds? This we gotta do. We gotta go with synthetic urine. We gotta hope it's unsupervised test.
Guy: Otherwise you gotta give me at least 2 WEEKS clean.
Pranker: Oh damn dawg, d-do you all possibly like- carry like a negro flavor of the of the fake penises?
Guy: Oh you want the fa- you want the- well this- that's- that's for a supervised test. That's if they're gonna watch you.
Pranker: Well I think they will be watching me, that's the thing so I- I know-
Pranker: Yeah I don't wanna p- I don't wanna pull out WHITE D**K in front of them or something because he gonna know-
Guy: I a- I'm with you- we don't sell that, okay? Well you can go- go online okay?
Guy: It's called the whizzinator. We don't sell that product because the government came down on us so we stay away from that product.
Guy: Okay it's kind of edgy, now they're selling on the internet, they're calling it like a "sex toy"...
Guy: But we can't really put it on our website because our site is about passing the drug test ok and we can't put a uh...
Guy: ... the fake d**k on it because that's like uh, that's deFRAUDing.
Pranker: Okay I feel you and- and- on a side note, how big is your D**K, no homo.
Guy: What happened?
Pranker: I said on a little side note uh, aside from this, how big is your d**k, NO HOMO.
Guy: How is my- How big is my d**k? I gotta big d**k.
[laughter in the background]
Guy: I gotta big d**k.
Pranker: Oh you got someone with you dawg? I'm sorry man, I didn't mean to make you look like a homosexualities or nothing.
Guy: It's okay- It's okay.
Pranker: [stuttering] what about the guy right next to you?
Guy: What about him?
Pranker: How big-
Guy: He don't like sell- he don't like d**k. He likes girls. He likes girls.
Pranker: Aye let me, [stuttering] LET ME TALK TO HIM RIGHT QUICK.
Guy: Okay hold on.
Guy: AHH, he doesn't want to do this right now.
Pranker: C'mon, dawg-
Guy: But we gotta go my man, it was good talking, if you need a pass give us a call.
Pranker: He got- He got a small winky dinky? Why? Is he a little bit SELF CONSCIOUS?
Guy: He's got a small, FAT c**k.
Pranker: OHHH, DAMN! I'd be self conscious too man. AYE YO DONATE HALF OF YOUR D**K TO THAT MAN, MAN! Don't be stingy! It's the time of giving.
Guy: Alright, alright. I'll talk to you later my man, thank you.
Pranker: Alright booboo. [phone call ends]
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: [laughing] I don't know what the fark that was! [laughing]
Pranker: What- Jes, that guy- [stuttering] isn't this kind of crazy that those things kind of exist? [laughing]