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Kabob Sandwich? More Like A Laxative! - Funny Prank Call

Mar 10, 2013 4.1M views 0 comments

Category: Restaurant prank
Format: Animated
Characters: Abdo
Prank Victim: Kebab shop
Rage Level: Moderate

Kebab shop gets a prank call about their laxative food!

Best quotes: 

  • “Do you have kaboobies?”
  • “All night, all morning, I’m sitting on the toilet, BOOM BOOM BOOM BABOOM BOOM BABOOM BOOM in za bathROOOMM!”
  • “No, I-I live like ahh with a lot of guys, like ahh za’ za’ c*** fest”

Body of content:

I prank called a kebab shop as Abdo to complain that their sandwich was as good as a laxative - it had me on the toilet all night! After hearing my complaint, the owner of the shop informed me that it wasn’t because of a problem with the sandwich - it was because I had gas from it being cold outside. I wasn’t expecting that one! 

He ended up being an entertaining guy, until I asked to have a date with one of his employees as compensation for the bad “kaboobies”. He totally freaked out on me and thought I was insinuating something much more serious, and even claimed the woman in question was his fiancée! 

This prank turned out too funny to just make it into a regular video, I had to have it animated! Do you want to see more kabob shop laxative prank calls? What weird things should I ask for as compensation in the future? Tell me in the comments!

 

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Transcript

Employee: [BOOP sound]

Pranker: Uh, hello?

Employee: Hi.

Pranker: Hello. Can I speak with somebody who can help  me with, uhh...

Pranker: The kaboobies?

Employee: Do-do what?

Pranker: Do you have kaboobies?

Employee: Cookies?

Pranker: Ka-kaboobie

Employee: Kaboobies... What's mean?

Pranker: Like, uhh... Gr-ground beef. Ahhh... skewer.

Employee: Oh yeah! Just a minute, just a minute....

Pranker: Okay.

Owner: Hello?

Pranker: Ah, yes, can I speak with somebody who can help me...

Pranker: I have a problem with, uhh...

Pranker: ... with my kabob sandwich. I buy it last time.

Owner: You buy it from here?

Pranker: Right.

Owner: When eh- when happen?

Pranker: I buy it like, uhhh, yesterday. I buy uhh...

Pranker: ... th-th-the kaboobie sandwich and I go home every-all night all morning...

Pranker: ... I'm sitting on the toilet and...

Pranker: BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BABOOM, BOOM, BABOOM, BOOM in the bathroom take a big uhhh...

Pranker: ...A big uhhh..

Owner: You have a gas?

Pranker: I-I-I have like a gas, yes, I have gas.

Owner: Yes, it's because you got cold. [cold wind blowing]

Owner: From cold, my friend.

Pranker: Okay so-so you think is because I have the gas is from the cold?

Owner: Yeah, it was the cold, it was-was very cold yesterday.

Pranker: OK, do you have gas too or what?

Owner: Yeah-of cour- of course.

Pranker: But n-not… [laughs]

Pranker: ... not-not on the not-not on my sandwich, right?

Owner: No-no. Trust me not from the sandwich...

Owner: ...because too many people eat same thing and nobody call me.

Pranker: Ok.

Pranker: Well I bu-I buy your kaboobie  last time you know I was eating it...

Pranker: ... the kaboobie's not very fresh not soft and blump, right?

Pranker: ... It is like-it's like very hard...

Owner: Well-what...

Pranker: What can you do for me for like compensation?

Owner: What'd you like?

Pranker: I want like, uh...

Pranker: 30 dinners or something.

Owner: You know we can't give you 30 dinners man-

Owner: Just I what-I can offer you like, one-one dinner.

Pranker: The-th-the only way I will do that is if you can do one dinner with uhh...

Pranker: ... with the girl who answer me on the telephone.

Owner: What?!

Pranker: She will sit down with me...

Pranker: ... we can have a date.

Owner: You want a date with my er- with the employee here?

Pranker: That-that would be good, yeah.

Owner: No, you can't- do it, we don't have...

Owner:  Sex here.

Pranker: No... [laughs]

Pranker: Not like that!  [laughs]

Pranker: You're like uhh...

Owner: What's the matter with you man?

Pranker: No-no!

Pranker: I'm not asking for that in the restaurant!

Pranker: I will take her home...

Owner: What you talkin-

Pranker: ... don't worry...

Owner: What you talking about?!

Pranker: Look...

Owner: What you  talking about?

Pranker: Look... I...

Pranker: I am saying, if you can have one-

Owner: How old, how old are you man?

Pranker: I am 42.

Owner: You can't just- you can't just speak like this language in here-

Pranker: I AM NOT SPEAKING BAD-

Owner: You are old enough to take-to see something like this...

Owner: What you think? This is bar here?

Pranker: The only reason I ask really, is because she has a nice ahh...

Pranker: ...junk in the trunk.

[hangs up phone]

Pranker: Hello?  [laughs]

Employee: [Boop sound]

Employee: Hi.

Pranker: Uhh, H-Hello?

Pranker: Hello yes, how are you?

Employee: Good, how are you?

Pranker: I'm great. I'm calling about uhh...

Pranker: ... a-a redemption for uhh- the-the coupon I have?

Employee: ... okay.

Pranker: Okay... Uh, the manager tell me-

Pranker: -he tell me I have uhh one uhh...

Pranker: ... One coupon for a date, I believe uhh... with you.

Employee: What?!

Pranker: Okay, we can just start the date right now what-what is you favorite color?

Employee: Just a minute please.

Pranker: Okay.

Owner: LISTEN TO ME

Owner: This is my-my FIANCÉE!

Owner: HOW YOU WANT ME LET YOU SIT DOWN WITH MY FIANCÉE?

Pranker: I DID NOT SAY THE SEXY THIN-

Owner: LISTEN TO ME, SIMPLE QUESTION. YOU LET ME SIT DOWN WITH YOUR FIANCÉE?

Pranker: If-i-if-if-if-if-

Owner: IF WHAT?!

Pranker: I GIVE... IF I GIVE YOU A BAD KABOOBIE SANDWICH, OF COURSE!

Pranker: I WOULD LET YOU SIT DOWN FOR 2-4 NIGHT!

Owner: LISTEN YOU HAVE SISTER?

Pranker: I-I...

Owner: LISTEN YOU HAVE A SISTER?

Pranker: I don't have a sis-

Owner: LISTEN YOU HAVE A MOTHER?

Pranker: I don't have a mother I-

Owner: You have A COUSIN?! A WOMAN?! FEMALE?!?!?

Pranker: I-I...

Owner: You have to know what you  talking about man.

Pranker: No, I-I live like ahh... With a lot of guys like ahhh... the-the cock fest. [chicken sounds]

Owner: You finished?

Pranker: LET ME - LET ME SPEAK WITH HER. I will ask then maybe she will say yes.

Owner: GOOD LUCK FOR YOU, BYE!

Pranker: Hello? Don't -

[hangs up phone]

Pranker: Sir, hello?

Pranker: Hello?  [laughs]


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