Category: Prank calls
Prank Victim: Hookah lounge
Rage Level: Moderate
- “I'M GOING TO SHOVE MY FOOT IN YOUR BUTT, okay? Hello? HELLO?”
- “STUPID FACE! Hello? I believe we got off on the wrong FOOT.”
- “I make a very SICK BOY now! And I hear a STUPID MAN on the telephone, LAUGH at me! He think is FUNNY, right?”
Body of content:
There’s an easy way to put any business owner on edge - tell them you found a cockroach in their establishment! As Abdo, I called this hookah lounge and told the owner that I found a cockroach in the hookah water and I wanted appropriate compensation. The owner wasn’t buying Abdo’s story and was ready to fight this one out!
Do you think anyone has ever found a cockroach in hookah water before? Should I do a cockroach infestation prank call on another business? Tell me what you think in the comments below.
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Lady: Thank you for calling [censored], how can I help you?
Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Ah yes, HELLO, uh, can I PLEASE uh, speak to the owner please?
Lady: Yep, let me get him.
Pranker: EXCELLENT, thank you!
Pranker: Uh, hello?
Pranker: My name is ABDO, I am calling about uh, a problem I have there, uh, AT LAST WEEKEND!
Pranker: Uh, I- I- I come to- you know uh-
Guy: What is the problem?
Pranker: I- I like your uh- your uh- your PLACE very much. I come there, I meet the very nice PEOPLE-
Pranker: the food is usually very nice, everything is very GOOD. Last time I came, uh, next to the closing-
Pranker: AND by the time I was leaving, I was finishing uh, THE HOOKAH AND I notice a some- something very-
Pranker: DISGUSTING IN THE WATER! But it was closing time, so I- I- I said- they said they were closing now-
Pranker: And I told them I would call- call on- on Monday or TUESDAY!
Guy: Uhh, brother!
Guy: You are- where are you from?
Pranker: What- what- where are you from? WHERE DO YOU THINK IS?
Guy: It eh- uh- no- no- do- because your accent like Arab people!
Pranker: OH ALRIGHT! I- I am- I am from the Middle East like YOU! I think is, right?
Guy: Okay! You can uh, speak Arabic if you want?
Pranker: Ahh, it's okay WILL PASS!
Guy: Ahh, ok. Egh, eh, [speaking in Arabic]
Pranker: Uh, ca- can we ple- eh- LOOK, I- I- I'm little bit UPSET about what HAPPEN, okay?
Pranker: I- I- I- I get uh, the uh, THE HOOKAH from- from you guys! And, when I was leaving-
Pranker: I found a uh, a COCKROACH inside the WATER, AND it is very-
Guy: A cockroach?
Pranker: It's VERY VERY sur- SURPRISING to me, I don't know is this some kind of a- A JOKE-
Pranker: somebody try-
Guy: Why you don't tell me-
Pranker: to play-
Guy: that time?
Pranker: WHAT? I- I- I- I- I SIT THERE! I was very DISGUSTED! I- I go outside, I start to-
Pranker: THROW UP, I- I- I feel like the CRAP. I- I feel- I feel like a very STUPID man for-
Guy: But- but-
Pranker: for- for e-
Guy: ok, ok, brother! Uh, let me tell you. Why that time weh uh- why you don't tell me?
Guy: Everyday, we clean the water! Everyday we clean the hookah-
Pranker: You must HAVE like a cockroach in the BACK or SOMETHING!
Guy: but I- nobody tell me-
Pranker: because I-
Guy: but nobody tell me, eh, somebody throw up outside!
Pranker: oh, oh, it is very DISGUST! You know, I was very SICK! I was- with- with my WIFE!
Guy: No, no, no, listen, listen-
Pranker: we're sitting together- she says- says LET'S GO, LET'S GO!
Guy: can you come here? Can you come here? Please!
Pranker: I wuh- I-
Guy: Can you come here?
Guy: I want to talk to you here face to face.
Pranker: I- I CAN LOOK, MOTHERYUCK- LOOK, I- I- I can come there, I want to- to exc- I want you to-
Pranker: EXPLAIN to me what can we do here? For like a COMPENSATION for like, uh, I- I feel like STUPID MAN.
Guy: Listen to me.
Pranker: LOOK. Do- CAN YOU PLEASE! Eh, I don't understand this WHY you cannot tell me if- YOU'RE NOT STUPID, right?
Pranker: You can tell me what can you do for me, give me OPTION!
Guy: What's a- what's ugh- eh- you want eh-
Guy: tell me what do you want?
Pranker: YOU TELL ME! What can you do? Can I get like, uh, A GIFT CARD, A- A FREE HOOKAH for life, or something? Or what can we do?
Pranker: I- I know you might think that I-
Pranker: I know a li- LISTEN. Okay? Don't like a FARK to YOU! YOU THINK IS A FUNNY? It's not funny to me, ah? I- I- I- I THROW UP-
Pranker: I make a very SICK BOY now! And I hear a STUPID MAN on the telephone, LAUGH at me! He think is FUNNY, right?
Guy: LISTEN, LISTEN.
Pranker: IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Guy: If you want, COME! COME! COME!
Pranker: I WILL, I- I-
Guy: Come here, and I will, I will make deal with you, come here-
Pranker: IF I- if I come there-
Guy: come here, ok?
Pranker: if i come there, I'm gonna shove my-
Guy: Okay, I don't have time!
Pranker: FOOT. I'M GONNA SHOVE MY-
Guy: I don't have time to talk-
Pranker: FOOT! UP YOUR-
Guy: with you now
Pranker: ASS! I'm GOING TO SHOVE MY FOOT IN YOUR BUTT, okay? Hello? HELLO? HELLO? [laughing]
Lady: Thank you for calling [censored], this is Stephanie.
Pranker: Uh, hello Stephanie, how are you?
Lady: Good, how are you?
Pranker: I'M GREAT! Uh, I am uh- the- the manager is my friend here, we were talking like a-
Pranker: 20 minutes ago, I told him I had a phone call, so I'm ca- I'm trying to call him back now.
Lady: Uhm, what's your name?
Pranker: Uh- m- my name is RICHARD.
Guy: Oh, Richard?
Pranker: YES. RIGHT.
Lady: Uh, what can I do for you?
Pranker: Uh, uh, me and the manager we're talking about uh, WHOLESALE DEAL, for uh, for the- the- the-
Pranker: the HOOKAH and like some INGREDIENTS and stuff like that! So I need to speak with him, PLEASE?
Lady: Uh, I'm sorry, he's busy right now, I can't put him on the phone.
Pranker: Ok, when will be the best time, uh, to call him back?
Pranker: Eh, that- that- I ASK YOU A QUESTION and then you just said: "OK" that's not like, uh, real answer!
Lady: Ehm, to, have him call you back?
Pranker: No, when will be the best time for me to call him BACK! Because right now, I'm calling him from the-
Pranker: OVER SEAS, I'm trying to get uh, A SHIPMENT, for uh- for his SUPPLIES, for uh- for the- THE RESTAURANT!
Lady: Oh okay, uhm-
Pranker: IT'S VERY URGENT! I don't know why, eh- he was expec- expecting me to call! And now you tell me he's busy!
Lady: uhm, I can-
Lady: is it possible to call back in an hour?
Pranker: One- ONE HOUR?
Lady: Is that possible?
Pranker: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I AM PAYING NOW just for the- because the CONNECTION FEE! I'm- I PAY- I PAY LIKE 75 cents.
Lady: Uhm, he's- he has your number-
Pranker: Look, uh- PLEASE! Just put him on the phone PLEASE! Don't make like a BULLCRAP with me, I- I- I-, he's waiting!
Pranker: It's a big DEAL, right? He's paying ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS.
Lady: okay, I can- I can check.
Pranker: Alright, THANK YOU!
Pranker: Hello, yes Hello?
Guy: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Pranker: Hey look, wuh- why you- why you hang up on me man?
Guy: LISTEN TO ME, if you- if you have receipt, can- bring the receipt?
Pranker: LOOK, MOTHERBITCH-
Guy: And show me.
Guy: AND I WILL CALL THE POLICE ABOUT YOU-
Pranker: FARK TO YOU!
Guy: LISTEN TO ME.
Pranker: And f- LOOK, don't-
Guy: LISTEN. LISTEN TO ME-
Pranker: I will, I will-
Pranker: call over, AND OVER, AND OVER, until you give me like a COMPENSATION, right-
Guy: Listen to me, don't- don't use that word with me and if you have anything!
Guy: You can come here and I will- I will-
Pranker: I'm going-
Guy: take that receipt from you, eh- eh- eh- I will call the police.
Pranker: I'm going to leave THE BAD REVIEW ONLINE, I'm going to put on THE YELP! On- on- on the-
Guy: WHY YOU DON'T TELL ME? That time?
Pranker: the, THE CN-
Guy: Why is it now that you call me?
Guy: Before one week?
Pranker: Alright, LA- LAST WEEKEND you STUPID!
Guy: Weekend- I didn't see you here! Everyday I am here.
Pranker: HUH. HOW DID- look, MOTHERBITCH, how are you gonna tell me, you don't see me! You don't even know me-
Pranker: to tell me I don't see you.
Guy: Why you- WHY YOU USE THAT WORD WITH ME?
Pranker: BECAUSE YOU'RE LIKE a STUPID, eh? You try to- to- to-
Guy: IT IS- YOU ARE STUPID, DON'T SAY THAT-
Pranker: YOU ARE- YOU'RE A STUPID!
Guy: If you call here- if you call next time, I will call the police about you.
Pranker: Okay, TALK TO YOU SOON, MOTHERBITCH.
Guy: I WILL TAKE YOUR- YOUR- YOUR NUMBER! And then I give it to the police!
Pranker: YOU ARE STUPID!
Guy: Tell- don't call again!
Pranker: STUPID FACE! Hello? I believe we got off on the wrong FOOT. Hello? [laughing]