Category: Prank calls
Characters: Chris, Abdo
Prank Victim: Creepy guy
Rage Level: Mellow
- “Abdo, I never meant to lie to you, but tonight I just got owned.”
- “Yeah, yeah, but, the people I like usually they aren't like TWELVE, you know…”
- “WOW, that was honestly like SO GOOD a- are you familiar with M&M's?”
Body of content:
This creepy 20-year-old guy is obsessed with a 13-year-old actor, model, and dancer named Chloe Lang. When Chloe entered a competition called the Purple Pixies Model search, this man made a bunch of new email accounts to submit votes for her. When he heard the modeling organization was investigating suspicious voting activity, he tried to erase all the evidence.
I prank called him as Chris and Abdo pretending to be from the organization and made him think he is in serious trouble! In the end, he had no choice but to admit his guilt and sing a little jingle for Abdo. Maybe he’ll rethink his choice of girls to obsess over from now on and find a hot adult model to be a crazy fan of. What do you think? Should I do more pranks on creepy guys? Let me know in the comments.
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Pranker [speaking to audience]: This is a prank to a guy who's obsessed with 13 year old dancer and actress-
Pranker: Chloe Lange. She recently entered a competition called the Purple Pixies Model search and this-
Pranker: 20 year old guy made multiple new email accounts to submit a bunch of votes for her. He tried-
Pranker: to erase evidence of this after realizing that the organization was investigating the odd voting activity.
Pranker: He was worried about it potentially causing some problems for him or Chloe. I decided to give him-
Pranker: a call as her agent. This prank is hilarious. I end up convincing him to do some pretty crazy things, so I hope you enjoy the laughs.
Pranker [speaking as Chris]: Uh, yeah hi, I'm looking for mister Jacob [censored].
Pranker: Yeah hi, my name is Chris, I'm calling on behalf of Chloe Lang, I'm her Talent Manager, y- you're aware of who she is, right?
Guy: Uhm, I've heard of her, yeah?
Pranker: Of course you do. Okay, excellent! So, basically, Purple Pixies was doing a bunch of INVESTIGATING regarding-
Pranker: some FRAUD ISSUES with our VOTING PLATFORM lately and it looks like a lot of the FRAUDULENT ENTRIES link back to your-
Pranker: INTERNET PROTOCOL which is basically your IP.
Guy: Yeah, I know what that is I- I work in IT.
Pranker: Oh, okay, EXCELLENT! You know, w- I- I just don't know what to do, so I wanted to talk to you and see if you could-
Pranker: offer me some, you know, insight into WHY YOU WOULD DO THIS?
Guy: Yeah, okay, sure, uh, I can tell you that it's NOTHING to do with Chloe.
Pranker: But WHY Jacob, WHY?! Duh- d- DID YOU DO THIS TO GET HER DISQUALIFIED?! Was that like THE END GOAL?
Guy: OH NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, I was trying to help PROPEL her career, it wasn't er, AN ATTACK at all, it was the complete opposite.
Pranker: Wait, I- I'm actually sitting here i- in their office at here at Purple Pixies, is it possible that you can just-
Pranker: talk to their fraud guy just to let them know that you had no ILL INTENTIONS and that you're just a supporter of hers-
Pranker: and you apologize for what happened and that she doesn't deserve to be DISQUALIFIED?
Guy: Yeah, sure yeah, talk to- put- put me on, yeah?
Pranker: Okay excellent! THANK YOU SO MUCH, THANK YOU SO MUCH Jacob, hol- please hold!
Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Uh hello? Eh, this is Abdo calling with the uh, Fraud Department, c- can you explain to me-
Pranker: a- are you actually a supporter for Chloe, or are you like a hacker or something like that, or what happen?
Guy: No, no, yeah, no, it's uh just to support her, I uh saw, she wasn't winning and I was just thinking, you know-
Guy: she's talented, I know that if she gets this it will open more doors for her, so, you know, like uh-
Guy: a fan I'm sure there's people out there, you like?
Pranker: Yeah, yeah, but, the people I like usually they aren't like TWELVE, you know like.
Guy: I'm- I'm FIFTEEN.
Pranker: OH, YOU'RE FIFTEEN?!
Guy: I'm fifteen, yeah! I work in IT as an intern.
Pranker: You re- really you're not like fifteen, right? Come on man, like I'm trying to sit here believe this like-
Pranker: you have to be at least like TWENTY, right?
Guy: Oh, no, no seriously, I'm- I'm definitely fifteen.
Pranker: Yeah, okay. Well, is there like a- maybe like a song or like a little jingle you can sing for her to make her smile?
Pranker: Something to make her laugh, because all day, she's been crying, right?
Guy: B-, before I answer that, can I just ask how much- how much do you know about me before the phone call?
Pranker: Er, uh, we had hired a private INVESTIGATOR [mystic sound], and on the notes here y-, you know it says you-
Pranker: I believe you live in [censored], uh, something about uh, your uh, because they wanted us to call your employer [censored]
Guy: [gasps] Okay, okay, you're scaring me a little bit now.
Pranker: Listen, I need you- I- NUMBER 1, I really need to know how old you are like REALLY.
Guy: I'm twenty.
Guy: Actually I work in IT, so I don't LIKE people knowing stuff about me, I just want to END THIS, right?
Pranker [speaking to Chris in the background]: Chris, I think we will just have to disqualify her honestly.
Pranker [speaking as Chris]: NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! SHE'LL GO CRAZY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO HER! WHY JACOB WHY?!
Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Uh, s- STOP IT! Er, Jacob, look, I- I'm telling you 100 PERCENT it would really help her-
Pranker: and like CLOSE IT if you could just do the small melody.
Guy: I JUST WANT IT OVER.
Pranker: Yeah, yeah, maybe something like, [singing] I said I'm sorry Chloe, I never meant to make you cry-
Pranker: but tonight I'm gonna stop creeping, something like that.
Guy: Come on, I could just speak it and audio record it you said-
Pranker: Yeah, yeah, please, please, please, please, Habibi look just sing it real quick, it's like ten seconds-
Pranker: and then it's OVER, right? Like LEFT OVER.
Guy: I understand, uh- uh- I'll sing it, if we can do it without the last word. Just not the last word.
Pranker: How-, how about we change it to "PEEPING" instead of "CREEPING"? [singing] I'm gonna stop a PEEPING, right, like, is that okay?
Guy: No, no, not "peeping" either that's just as bad!
Pranker: No, no, no, it's not as bad, like it's like you're just taking a- you're just taking a look, like you're just curious.
Pranker: No, no, what about "voting"? Because voting was actually what I did! "I'm gonna stop the voting".
Pranker: [lip smack] [concerning Arabian sigh] Alright, but let's hear what you have please, but just try come on man like give it little just-
Pranker: t- take a- TAKE A BREATH and then just give it some REAL EFFORT, right?
Guy: [exposed creeper sigh] [singing] I'm very sorry Chloe, I didn't mean to make you cry, but tonight, I'm going to stop voting.
Pranker: WOW, that was honestly like SO GOOD a- are you familiar with M&M's?
Guy: Eminem, that's the guy whose song we just sang.
Pranker: Yeah, yeah, so I just want to [Eminem's soundtrack playing] oh crap! Uh, yeah, I found it, yes, right. Okay, so yeah-
Pranker: so can you sing over the beat?
Guy: Well, you've got the recording, can't you overlap?
Pranker: Yeah, but, er- if I overlap it won't- it might-
Guy: Okay, okay, okay, okay fine, fine, fine, just, just tell me when.
Pranker: Okay, uh 1, uh 2, uh 1, 2, 3, boom [scratch beat playing]
Guy [singing]: I'm very sorry Chloe, I didn't mean to make you cry, but tonight, I'm going to stop voting [crowd cheering sound]
Pranker: Uh yeah, oh, Eminem, cleaning out the closet of a creepers. Coming to you live wish pond, Pixel Bixies, remix it.
Pranker: Okay, alright, well, uh Jacob, you know, it was uh, a pleasure uh, speaking with you, er- is there anybody at your-
Pranker: employment who would like to hear the song at least?
Guy: NO, THERE IS NOT. And I'd like for you to respect my privacy now.
Pranker: Okay, I respect it, I respect it, but just-, can you respect me too and say [singing] Abdo, I NEVER MEANT TO LIE TO YOU-
Pranker: BUT TONIGHT I JUST GOT OWNED, say that.
Guy [singing]: Abdo, I never meant to lie to you, but tonight I just got owned I- I did.
Pranker: Yeah, okay, excellent, well, yeah, I think now is a very OPPORTUNE time to tell you uh Habibi your friend uh [reverse tape sound]
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: set up a little prank on you.
Guy: Who is this then?!
Pranker: [gasps] Uh, my name is Russell, I'm a Voice Actor and Comedian and I do a bunch of different prank calls, so rest assured-
Pranker: your employer will never like hear anything nor will it be sent to him or anything like that.
Guy: You- you've gotta- you gotta grasp it- there's only like three people it could, no, there's only two people it could be-
Guy: I'm gonna actually- I get to see this guy in a few days, I'm gonna punch him!
Guy: I've just had a HEART ATTACK!
Pranker: No, but you're alive and well like I mean, you have a perfectly healthy 15 year old heart.
Guy: [laughing] Heh, the fark.
Pranker: Uhm, alright, sweet bro! Well, thanks again for your time man, I hope you enjoy the rest of your day and it was uh-
Pranker: good chatting with you for a bit.
Guy: Thank you.
Pranker: Alright, take care man, bye.