Category: Street pranks
Format: Live video
Characters: Old man
Prank Victim: Students
Rage Level: Mellow
Best quotes:
- “By any chance, would you guys like to come back to my dorm room and drink Capri Suns and do sex?”
- “You're doing- you're doing loopty loops on me!”
- “I dun diddily doo dah dun- dun- diddle got stood up or something by my buddy!”
Body of content:
I went on a college campus and did an improv prank as a creepy old man! This was pulled off using a hyper-realistic old man mask that totally creeped people out. I casually approached the students and asked if they would like a Capri Sun… and some sexy time!! What improv pranks should I try in public next? Would you like to see more of the creepy old man character? Let me know in the comments!
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Transcript
Lady: And then it's like on your right hand side- the Library, you'll see signs.
Pranker [speaking as Billy]: Alright, by any chance, would you guys like to come back to my dorm room-
Pranker: and drink Capri Suns and do sex?
Guy and lady: No thank you!
Pranker: Not interested? Ok, alrighty! Is it because I'm old?
Guy and lady: Yeah.
Pranker: Alrighty.
Pranker: Excuse me! Do you know where I can find the Library?
Lady1: Yes sir! Um, the Library, fastest way to get there-
Pranker: Hey there man! Do you mind if I run with you?
Guy1: If you wanna beat traffic too!
Pranker: Oay. Alrighty! Just wanted to say hello! I'm a new student here.
Guy1: Oh. Ok.
Pranker: Okay. My name's Billy!
Guy1: Brendan.
Pranker: Nice to meet you! Ok, and by any chance, would you be- I'm new here-
Pranker: would you be interested in coming back to my dorm room to drink Capri Suns and maybe do sex?
Guy2: Uh, no thanks.
Pranker: You're not interested?
Guy2: No.
Pranker: Hi there- what's your name?
Guy: I'm sorry-
Pranker: You're sorry? Well, that's not a name. Any library- I'm just looking for some books, I'm new here on campus-
Pranker: and I was just wondering-
Lady1: You just looking for one, right?
Pranker: yeah.
Lady1: Uh, [giggles].
Pranker: Oh sorry, you're doing- you're doing loopty loops on me!
Lady1: Yeah.
Pranker: Ok, and your names are, sorry?
Lady2: I'm Ramsha!
Pranker: Hi. Billy.
Lady3: Nice to meet you. I'm Natalie!
Pranker: Nice to meet you too. Would you ladies be interested in, possibly coming back to my dorm room to drink Capri Suns and maybe do sex?
Lady3: Uh, no, we're good.
Pranker: Oh, okay.
Pranker: Am I too old for you or what?
Guy3: No just not interested.
Pranker: Come on, you can be straight with me, I need to know, I figured if I'm forward, I can maybe get somewhere with somebody! But-
Guy3: Unfortunately, uhm, I am uh, not a homosexual, so-
Pranker: Oh! You don't do homo sex?
Guy3: No.
Pranker: Okay. Alright! I understand.
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: This kid looks golden.
Pranker [speaking as Billy]: So, I'm pretty decent looking guy, right?
Kid: Yeah!
Pranker: Alright, well, would you possibly want a Capri Sun, maybe?
Kid: Uh no thanks, I think I'm alright.
Pranker: Well, how- how about you and I head back to my dorm room and maybe do some sex?
Kid: Huh?
Pranker: I said how about me and you possibly head back to my dorm room and do some sex?
Kid: Ah, uh, no, thank you.
Pranker: Whoa, you- you did the one-two takeaway! What was that? You wanna dance maybe?
Kid: Ehm.
Lady4: Those aren't very good directions.
Pranker: Oh, it's alright! I'm- I'm a new student here, what's your name?
Lady4: I'm Anna, nice to meet you.
Pranker: Anna! It's nice to meet you! Would you be by any chance interested in coming back to my dorm room-
Pranker: to have Capri Suns and maybe do sex maybe?
Lady4: Alright! Well, I'll see you later!
Pranker: Is- is that a no?
Lady4: Bye!
Pranker: Okay. Alright now!
Lady5: Uh, is a Pond a Deck? I mean parking lot?
Pranker: Like a Sum-booday?
Lady5: Huh?
Pranker: Sorry, say that again, do you do regular sex? I could hook you up with one of my buddies.
Guy4: It's okay.
Pranker: Alright man! Okay, what's your name sorry?
Lady5: Seow Yewh.
Pranker: Uh, say that again?
Lady5: Seow Yewh.
Pranker: Seow Yewh.
Lady5: Yeah.
Pranker: Seow You, alright, my name is Billy, it's nice to meet you.
Lady5: Nice to meet you.
Pranker: Would you be interested by any chance in- in drinking Capri Suns back at my dorm room and doing sex?
Lady5: Uh, no, huh, I have other things to-
Pranker: Oh. Is it because I'm old or?
Lady5: Eh, huh?
Pranker: Is it because I'm old?
Lady5: Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no-
Pranker: Okay!
Lady5: because I, uh, I have to do other things, uh, is-
Pranker: Ok, and your name is one more time?
Lady5: Seow Yewh.
Pranker: Seow You.
Lady5: Yeah.
Pranker: Seow You, I like that! High five! Come here, one more time! Just one more high five! We're- we're ac- we're-
Lady5: [slap sound] [giggles]
Pranker: I'm new here- I just started school again, trying to get back into it, you know-
Pranker: trying to get an education, trying to, you know, move on up in the ranks and all that stuff. Would you like-
Pranker: a Capri sun by any chance? I got-
Lady6: No thanks, I actually have to go, because I have to work.
Pranker: I got an extra one with your name on it!
Lady6: No, that's okay!
Lady7: Uh I mean- here is the pond! And- here is uh- Deck, I mean parking lot! Named the Pond- Pond?
Pranker: Okay. I'm sorry, the language barrier is a little-
Pranker: I dun diddily doo dah dun- dun- diddle got stood up or something by my buddy! I don't know what's happening!
Lady6: Sorry!
Pranker: Would you by any chance be interested in going back to my dorm room and doing some sex? Ma'am? [melody playing]
Pranker [speaking to audience]: Gave me the dirty look, already got to look on camera. She's like so farking creeped out right now.
Pranker [speaking as Billy]: Would you be possibly interested in going back to my apartment for some Capri Suns and doing some sex?
Lady7: [giggles] No, thank you!
Pranker: We're actually filming a hidden camera prank for April fool's, I'm sorry!
Lady7: [laughing]
Pranker: Hope I didn't freak you out too much.
Lady7: [giggles] No, no, you're good!
Pranker: Alright, take care now!
Lady7: You too!
Pranker: Would you by any chance be interested in coming back to my dorm and doing sex?
[lady walks away]
Pranker: We're actually filming a little joke here!
Kid: No thank you! I'm- I'm alright! And yeah- like, I'm actually- I am late for an appointment right now, so-
Pranker: It would only take like ten minutes though, that's the thing.
Kid: It's like I'm late already is the thing so-
Pranker: Oh you're late alr- I can- you want me to walk with you?
Kid: no, it's all- no thank you, it's alright, I'll-
Pranker: The two of us can take a little stroll or something.
Guy5: Kazem!
Pranker: Kazem. My name's Billy!
Guy5: Billy.
Pranker: Do you happen to wanna Capri Sun, maybe?
Guy5: No! Thank you!
Pranker: Okay. I'm- I'm new here, so I'm just trying to make some friends! I don't know would you be interested in coming-
Pranker: back to my dorm room to do some sex?
Guy5: No, not at the moment! I'm doing something else!
Pranker: You want a rain check maybe?
Guy5: No, no, thank you!
Pranker: Oh! I'm always available!