Creepy Old Man Prank! Improv Pranks On Campus

Best quotes: 

• “By any chance, would you guys like to come back to my dorm room and drink Capri Suns and do sex?”
• “You're doing- you're doing loopty loops on me!”
• “I dun diddily doo dah dun- dun- diddle got stood up or something by my buddy!”

Body of content:

I went on a college campus and did an improv prank as a creepy old man! This was pulled off using a hyper-realistic old man mask that totally creeped people out. I casually approached the students and asked if they would like a Capri Sun… and some sexy time!! What improv pranks should I try in public next? Would you like to see more of the creepy old man character? Let me know in the comments!

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Transcript

Lady: And then it's like on your right hand side- the Library, you'll see signs.

Pranker [speaking as Billy]: Alright, by any chance, would you guys like to come back to my dorm room-

Pranker: and drink Capri Suns and do sex?

Guy and lady: No thank you!

Pranker: Not interested? Ok, alrighty! Is it because I'm old?

Guy and lady: Yeah.

Pranker: Alrighty.

Pranker: Excuse me! Do you know where I can find the Library?

Lady1: Yes sir! Um, the Library, fastest way to get there-

Pranker: Hey there man! Do you mind if I run with you?

Guy1: If you wanna beat traffic too!

Pranker: Oay. Alrighty! Just wanted to say hello! I'm a new student here.

Guy1: Oh. Ok.

Pranker: Okay. My name's Billy!

Guy1: Brendan.

Pranker: Nice to meet you! Ok, and by any chance, would you be- I'm new here-

Pranker: would you be interested in coming back to my dorm room to drink Capri Suns and maybe do sex?

Guy2: Uh, no thanks.

Pranker: You're not interested?

Guy2: No.

Pranker: Hi there- what's your name?

Guy: I'm sorry-

Pranker: You're sorry? Well, that's not a name. Any library- I'm just looking for some books, I'm new here on campus-

Pranker: and I was just wondering-

Lady1: You just looking for one, right?

Pranker: yeah.

Lady1: Uh, [giggles].

Pranker: Oh sorry, you're doing- you're doing loopty loops on me!

Lady1: Yeah.

Pranker: Ok, and your names are, sorry?

Lady2: I'm Ramsha!

Pranker: Hi. Billy.

Lady3: Nice to meet you. I'm Natalie!

Pranker: Nice to meet you too. Would you ladies be interested in, possibly coming back to my dorm room to drink Capri Suns and maybe do sex?

Lady3: Uh, no, we're good.

Pranker: Oh, okay.

Pranker: Am I too old for you or what?

Guy3: No just not interested.

Pranker: Come on, you can be straight with me, I need to know, I figured if I'm forward, I can maybe get somewhere with somebody! But-

Guy3: Unfortunately, uhm, I am uh, not a homosexual, so-

Pranker: Oh! You don't do homo sex?

Guy3: No.

Pranker: Okay. Alright! I understand.

Pranker [speaking as Russell]: This kid looks golden.

Pranker [speaking as Billy]: So, I'm pretty decent looking guy, right?

Kid: Yeah!

Pranker: Alright, well, would you possibly want a Capri Sun, maybe?

Kid: Uh no thanks, I think I'm alright.

Pranker: Well, how- how about you and I head back to my dorm room and maybe do some sex?

Kid: Huh?

Pranker: I said how about me and you possibly head back to my dorm room and do some sex?

Kid: Ah, uh, no, thank you.

Pranker: Whoa, you- you did the one-two takeaway! What was that? You wanna dance maybe?

Kid: Ehm.

Lady4: Those aren't very good directions.

Pranker: Oh, it's alright! I'm- I'm a new student here, what's your name?

Lady4: I'm Anna, nice to meet you.

Pranker: Anna! It's nice to meet you! Would you be by any chance interested in coming back to my dorm room-

Pranker: to have Capri Suns and maybe do sex maybe?

Lady4: Alright! Well, I'll see you later!

Pranker: Is- is that a no?

Lady4: Bye!

Pranker: Okay. Alright now!

Lady5: Uh, is a Pond a Deck? I mean parking lot?

Pranker: Like a Sum-booday?

Lady5: Huh?

Pranker: Sorry, say that again, do you do regular sex? I could hook you up with one of my buddies.

Guy4: It's okay.

Pranker: Alright man! Okay, what's your name sorry?

Lady5: Seow Yewh.

Pranker: Uh, say that again?

Lady5: Seow Yewh.

Pranker: Seow Yewh.

Lady5: Yeah.

Pranker: Seow You, alright, my name is Billy, it's nice to meet you.

Lady5: Nice to meet you.

Pranker: Would you be interested by any chance in- in drinking Capri Suns back at my dorm room and doing sex?

Lady5: Uh, no, huh, I have other things to-

Pranker: Oh. Is it because I'm old or?

Lady5: Eh, huh?

Pranker: Is it because I'm old?

Lady5: Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no-

Pranker: Okay!

Lady5: because I, uh, I have to do other things, uh, is-

Pranker: Ok, and your name is one more time?

Lady5: Seow Yewh.

Pranker: Seow You.

Lady5: Yeah.

Pranker: Seow You, I like that! High five! Come here, one more time! Just one more high five! We're- we're ac- we're-

Lady5: [slap sound] [giggles]

Pranker: I'm new here- I just started school again, trying to get back into it, you know-

Pranker: trying to get an education, trying to, you know, move on up in the ranks and all that stuff. Would you like-

Pranker: a Capri sun by any chance? I got-

Lady6: No thanks, I actually have to go, because I have to work.

Pranker: I got an extra one with your name on it!

Lady6: No, that's okay!

Lady7: Uh I mean- here is the pond! And- here is uh- Deck, I mean parking lot! Named the Pond- Pond?

Pranker: Okay. I'm sorry, the language barrier is a little-

Pranker: I dun diddily doo dah dun- dun- diddle got stood up or something by my buddy! I don't know what's happening!

Lady6: Sorry!

Pranker: Would you by any chance be interested in going back to my dorm room and doing some sex? Ma'am? [melody playing]

Pranker [speaking to audience]: Gave me the dirty look, already got to look on camera. She's like so farking creeped out right now.

Pranker [speaking as Billy]: Would you be possibly interested in going back to my apartment for some Capri Suns and doing some sex?

Lady7: [giggles] No, thank you!

Pranker: We're actually filming a hidden camera prank for April fool's, I'm sorry!

Lady7: [laughing]

Pranker: Hope I didn't freak you out too much.

Lady7: [giggles] No, no, you're good!

Pranker: Alright, take care now!

Lady7: You too!

Pranker: Would you by any chance be interested in coming back to my dorm and doing sex?

[lady walks away]

Pranker: We're actually filming a little joke here!

Kid: No thank you! I'm- I'm alright! And yeah- like, I'm actually- I am late for an appointment right now, so-

Pranker: It would only take like ten minutes though, that's the thing.

Kid: It's like I'm late already is the thing so-

Pranker: Oh you're late alr- I can- you want me to walk with you?

Kid: no, it's all- no thank you, it's alright, I'll-

Pranker: The two of us can take a little stroll or something.

Guy5: Kazem!

Pranker: Kazem. My name's Billy!

Guy5: Billy.

Pranker: Do you happen to wanna Capri Sun, maybe?

Guy5: No! Thank you!

Pranker: Okay. I'm- I'm new here, so I'm just trying to make some friends! I don't know would you be interested in coming-

Pranker: back to my dorm room to do some sex?

Guy5: No, not at the moment! I'm doing something else!

Pranker: You want a rain check maybe?

Guy5: No, no, thank you!

Pranker: Oh! I'm always available!