Category: Prank call, UK prank
Characters: Buk Lau, Russell, Tyrone
Prank Victim: Raphael
Rage Level: Moderate
- “In my country, to say I am apologizing you say ‘ALUM YAEY MOE YEH!’”
- “I CAN’T SPEAK ASIAN I’M SORRY!”
- “YOU WANT TO TAKE A PISS ON ASIAN PEOPLE?!”
- “You stupid motherf*****. Can’t do the math, huh? HAHAHA, kidding….”
Body of content:
Raphael lives in the UK and ordered a Playstation 4 several months ago, but Royal Mail never delivered it. One of his friends asked me to prank him, and informed me that Raphael was already really frustrated about the situation. I called him up as Buk Lau, pretending to be Royal Mail customer service, and provided him with the WORST service ever while making bizarre demands.
This kid seems to have a hard time taking Buk Lau seriously, but he’s desperate enough for his Playstation to play along with Buk’s crazy requests. Luckily, I think Raphael got just as much of a laugh out of this prank as I did! I could barely hold in my own laughter when he started losing it! He was such a good sport about working with Buk Lau and repeating crazy phrases.
The struggle is real when your packages go missing, but this Playstation 4 prank cracked me up! How far would you go to get a package you’ve REALLY been wanting? Do you want to see more UK prank calls like this one? Let me know in the comments!
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PS4 guy: Hello?
Pranker: Duh hello? Can I speak to Raphael please?
PS4 guy: Yes, this is Raphael. Who's this?
Pranker: Ok, excellent, my name is a Buk Lau, I working with
Pranker: the, uh Royal Mail, how are you doing today sir?
PS4 guy: Oh my-, you're Royal Mail, yeah?
Pranker: Right, I want to talk to you about your pending shipment
Pranker: right? Are you still waiting for it?
PS4 guy: Yes, I really-, I am still waiting a-, a long time actually.
Pranker: OH CRAP, okay! See one, we have a one problem right now
Pranker: I'm sorry about this, but I think uh, you-, you make a one
Pranker: order I believe here we-, for one pl-, uh, Sony Playstation 4, right?
PS4 guy: Yes, and I've been waiting for like, I don't know maybe like-
PS4 guy: probably about a year since it's been out. First day it came out
PS4 guy: ordered it and it still hasn't come.
Pranker: OH CRAP, I was checking the tracking status about this and it
Pranker: look like we accidentally deliver it to the wrong person
Pranker: and we try to talk to them, but they are not answering the telephone.
PS4 guy: Are you farking SERIOUS? Oh my god, you people are full of crap.
Pranker: Ex-, excuse me, WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YUH PEOPLE" OKAY?! I HAVE- HELLO
PS4 guy: [Hang up]
Pranker: [Speaking to audience] [laughing] He hang up, the accent is awesome "you people"
PS4 guy: Hello?
Pranker:[Yelling] WHY do you HANG UP ON ME?! I WANT TO GIVE YOU THE REFUNDING, YOU KNOW?
PS4 guy: O-, uh-, oh you're going to refund me?
Pranker: Duh yeah we-, uh, because of the EXTREME situation, I was given the
Pranker: authorization to write you one check for the price of the item, you know?
PS4 guy: OH, well-, I didn't-, I didn't know. I'm sorry for hanging up I was
PS4 guy: kind of getting a bit pissed off because Royal Mail is a little bit unreliable.
Pranker: But I understand, you know? But we try, we-, I-, I-, very upset you say
Pranker: "you people" you talk about me because I am the Asian boy, I don't like that
Pranker: you know? It's very RUDE, I do-, I don't do anything to you
PS4 guy: Okay, I'm-, I'm very sorry. I didn't see that I offended you in any way.
Pranker: You know, oh-, okay, I appreciate, you know? But I-, I feel like you try
Pranker: to insult my culture, if you can do me one favor in my country, to say
Pranker: I'm apologizing, you say, ALUMYAEYMOEYEH, can you say to me one time?
PS4 guy: You wan-, you want me to say it?
PS4 guy: Eh, uh, Uhlum Yaey moe ye? [laughing]
Pranker: I-, I appreciate! Okay, it-, it-, it-, it mean a lot to me, okay, THANK YOU! Okay.
PS4 guy: [Laughing] [Inhale], oh wait, are you going to refund me or not?
Pranker: I-, I WANT TO DO IT, BUT YOU LAUGH AT ME, you-, you laughing at me?
PS4 guy: No [Laughing]
PS4 guy: [Laughing] [Inhale], can you refund me?
Pranker: Well yeh-, uh, why do you laugh at me?
PS4 guy: I'm sorry, I'm not lau-, [Laughing]
Pranker: Eh, okay, you know, you have to say it one more time.
PS4 guy: Alum yaey mo yeh [laughing]
Pranker: SEE YOU TRY TO MAKE FUN
PS4 guy: Sorry I can't-, [laughing] [inhale] I CAN'T SPEAK ASIAN, I'M SORRY.
Pranker: IT's NOT-, WHAT DO YOU THINK, WE-, WE ALL ONE
Pranker: EH-, WE AL-, EVERYBODY ONE LANGUAGE?
PS4 guy: [Yelling] NO, I'M NOT FARKING TAKING A PISS OUT OF ASIAN PEOPLE.
PS4 guy: I CAN'T SPEAK ASIAN.
Pranker: YOU WANT TO TAKE A PISS ON ASIAN PEOPLE? Why do you say this, you know
PS4 guy: No, I'm not taking a piss! No, I'm sorry! I'm not taking a piss.
Pranker: You said you taking piss, you say you PEE PEE
Pranker: on the Asian people, you know? It's not nice.
PS4 guy: Hm, [laughing]
Pranker: [Exhale] Okay, are you done lau-, laughing at me?
PS4 guy: Okay yes, I'm sorry madam.
Pranker: Okay. How much money do you pay for the PLAYSTATION 4?
PS4 guy: Uh, three hundred and twenty pounds.
Pranker: Okay, three twenty-, so three twenty including the shipping, or what?
PS4 guy: Uh, uh, no, three forty two, no, wait, £362.
Pranker: YOU STUPID MOTHERFARKA. Can't do the math, huh? [laughing] kidding
Pranker: you know? I laugh at you too, okay, so three SIXTY TWO?
PS4 guy: [Laughing] [Inhale] yeah
Pranker: Three sixty two okay, alright, so we have a three sixty two, we have to
Pranker: let me pulling my calculator. Okay so we have a three-, three twenty, right?
Pranker: Plus forty two pound for the, for the shipping, right?
PS4 guy: Yeah
Pranker: Okay, plus forty two have a three six two, then we have to subtract two
Pranker: hundred for the Asian insulting. That leave us with one sixty two, we hav-
PS4 guy: OH WHAT?
PS4 guy: no, you w-, no, no, no you-, you, I was joking. I'm sorry! I-
Pranker: MINUS fifty for hanging up on me. We leave you with one hundred twelve uh
Pranker: pound, okay? But after that we have to put in the service charge, we are
Pranker: going to charge you like a twenty five percent, okay so, time a point two
Pranker: five a point twenty eight dollars, uh, processing charge, so one twelve
Pranker: minutes twenty eight we leave you with the eighty four pound, okay?
PS4 guy: Wu-, uh, eh-, huh? Uh, wha-, what?
Pranker: Uh, what
PS4 guy: Eight, eighty f-, £84 pounds?
Pranker: Right, because you have to-, we have a fee, you know?
Pranker: You laugh at me you, make a funny.
PS4 guy: Wha-, [laughing] are you joking?
Pranker: No, I very-, very serious, you know? You-, I-
PS4 guy: What the fark? NO, I got to-, no, that's a bull. No you can't do that.
PS4 guy: No I'm-, I'm sorry. I was just joking lad.
Pranker: No, let me-, you see-
PS4 guy: Are you, you-, are you serious?
Pranker: Okay, if you joking let me-
PS4 guy: Look I can't
Pranker: do one test, okay, say it for me one more time with the straight face.
PS4 guy: What you want me to say?
Pranker: Say ALUM YAEY MOE YEH
PS4 guy: [Laughing] Alright
Pranker: SEE OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M SORRY, I HAVE TO SUBTRACT FIFTY MORE POUND, OKAY?
Pranker: You have a thirty four pound remaining. You know?
PS4 guy: [Laughing out loud] [Inhale] Are you-, oh my god.
Pranker: YOU THINK IS A SO FUNNY right?
PS4 guy: Are you taking a mick?
Pranker: I'M GOING TO-, SIT ON-, I'M GOING TO SIT
PS4 guy: Are you serious?
Pranker: HERE-, I'm going to sit here and play Battlefield 4
Pranker: while you sit at home and DO NOTHING MOTHERFARKA
PS4 guy: [Laughing] [Inhale] [Exhale] What, wh-, WHAT?
PS4 guy: Wait, you got it-, eh, uh, you h-, you have my PS4?
Pranker: IT'S IN MY HAND RIGHT NOW.
PS4 guy: Whu-, [laughing]
Pranker: NOT SO FUNNY ANY MORE [Laughing] MOTHERFARKA?
PS4 guy: You're a thief. You're a thief!
PS4 guy: What the fark? No-, dude, I'm, uh, what, [exhale] WHAT?!
Pranker: [Trying to control laughter] WHAT?
PS4 guy: I don't know what to say. Are you-, are you joking or are you eh
PS4 guy: What're you doing dude? Uh
Pranker: Okay, look okay, I-, I am JOKING with you, cause you try to joke
Pranker: with me I don't- have the playstation with me but
Pranker: I sold it to my friend for twenty-
PS4 guy: Okay, you-, you sold it?!
Pranker: Right! I sold it for like, you know like
PS4 guy: I want a full farking no mate, a full
PS4 guy: No mate, I want a full refund through paypal
Pranker: Okay, you know what maybe you can-, if you get on your hands and knees
Pranker: and look up into the sky and say HALUM YAEY MO YEH! Maybe God
Pranker: will answer your prayer and drop the down one playstation, okay?
PS4 guy: So if I said whatever you just said with out-, with a straight
PS4 guy: face you would refund me properly?
Pranker: Right, right, but you have to say-, you can not re-, you have to say with
Pranker: your effort and you can not laugh, okay, because I-
Pranker: it very hurt my feelings, you know? Everybody make fun of me
PS4 guy: Okay, alright. [Cough] alright, [laughing] I'm going to say it now
Pranker: [Trying to control laughter]
PS4 guy: Halum Yaey moe yaey, yeah?
Pranker: Eh, you don't say it right. Okay? It's-, you have to charge, you know?
Pranker: You have to be HULUM YAEY MOE YEH!
PS4 guy: HALUM YAEH [laughing]
Pranker: EH, SEH-, WHAT?
PS4 guy: MOE [laughing] [Uncontrollable laughter] Are you joking to me, making me laugh. [Laughing]
Pranker: I sorry that my culture is so FUNNY to you, you know?
PS4 guy: [Laughing] I'm not racist. I'm not being racist.
Pranker: How would you like it, how would you like it if I tried to say I-, I'm SORRY
Pranker: THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE ME LAUGH, DO YOU think it's a FUNNY?!
PS4 guy: OKAY, I'm sorry [laughing]
Pranker: You are-
PS4 guy: Oh my God
Pranker: You English MOTHERFARKA, YOU KNOW? YOU VERY HURT ME.
PS4 guy: I don't find this funny anymore, I think you're just all scammers.
PS4 guy: because I've been waiting for five no, not, probably six-seven months
PS4 guy: for a PS4 and it is not being delivered
Pranker: Well on the bright side, you got a good
PS4 guy: Well, what has happened?
Pranker: laugh out of it. Right?
PS4 guy: [Exhale]
Pranker: See uh-
PS4 guy: What we're going to do about this?
Pranker: Okay, we have a THIRTY-FOUR pound remaining we can transfer to you.
Pranker: What do you want to do about it?
PS4 guy: Thir-, oh my God
Pranker: You can-, you can get yourself a nice-
PS4 guy: Thirty four pounds?
Pranker: like a nice lunch or something, right? But we have a fifteen pound
Pranker: transfer fee so sorry, about that. We have nineteen pound remaining.
PS4 guy: Nineteen pounds-, are you actually, are you actually, serious?
Pranker: Yeah, yeah
PS4 guy: What did you say your name was?
Pranker: My name is a Buk Lau.
PS4 guy: And, you're a woman?
PS4 guy: Are y-, [laughing], ar-, are you a woman? Or-
Pranker: NO, EH-, okay, sorry uh, you're not getting CRAP, okay?
Pranker: I am not a woman, I am a guy, OKAY?!
PS4 guy: Okay, I'm sorry. [laughing]
PS4 guy: Lo-, listen, I've like please can you just like
PS4 guy: refund me now and then everything will be okay?
PS4 guy: I'm going to go CRAZY if I don't get a refund.
Pranker: Oh, you have to say to me, "Buk Lau I very
Pranker: sorry for upsetting you and I want to lick your boo sack".
PS4 guy: [Breathe] Look, okay, yeah, enough, enough, for all the jokes.
PS4 guy: Now please can we just like do a refund?
Pranker: Okay, don't think you going to get refund anything, OKAY?
Pranker: I hope that the laughing going to be enough to make up for you
Pranker: no playstation motherfarker. You never going to play the game.
PS4 guy: [Angry exhale]
Pranker: But do you want-, I can put you
PS4 guy: FARK sake I knew you- Royal Mail farking SCAMMERS fark you Buk Lau
PS4 guy: Fark Royal-, Royal Mail, keep the farking playstation. Fark you.
Pranker: That's so mean.
PS4 guy: That's all I have to say.
Pranker: That's so mean dude. Why would you say that?
PS4 guy: Huh?
PS4 guy: Hello? Who, wh-, who's that?
[Tyrone enters the conversation]
PS4 guy: What?
Buk Lau: Why? What the hell? Do you have-, do you have
PS4 guy: Hello who's that?
Buk Lau: like, do you do like a conference call or something? What the heck happened?
PS4 guy: Uh, uh, okay, you have a black guy or something, who's really pissed off
PS4 guy: that's what I heard it the background.
Tyrone: What wait, au-, au-, automatically because I'm BLACK I'M PISSED OFF?
Tyrone: WELL NOW I'M PISSED OFF.
PS4 guy: No I'm not, not-
Tyrone: C-, come one now dawg, how you going to go and say that DAWG, yo-, you-
Tyrone: So, you was making fun of Chinese people and now you making fun of black people?
PS4 guy: I'm not-, I'm not making fun of anyone. UH, I'm, wu-, uh, what the fark?
Pranker: Alright, my name is Russell Johnson, I work for-
PS4 guy: I'm sorry for
Pranker: I work for Royal Mail, and, uh, we're going to go ahead and get this sorted for you.
PS4 guy: Your-, your name is-, sorry who, what?
Pranker: My name is Russell Johnson and if you can go ahead and say uh, what UH, Buk Lau requested
Pranker: we'll go ahead and get this expedited for you and taken care of.
Pranker: So starting off with, HALUM YAY MOE YEH
PS4 guy: You want me to repeat after you?
Pranker: Yeah, I want you to repeat uh, you know, the phrase-, the phrase, he was saying.
Pranker: Halum Yay Moe Yeh
PS4 guy: Halum Yay moe yeah?
Pranker: Okay, and then, the other one which was, "Buk Lau I'm very sorry, uh, I will lick your balls". -Sack
PS4 guy: What?
Pranker: Uh, what is your name again? For verification purposes?
PS4 guy: Raphael
Pranker: Okay, Raphael. And according to our records here, you are-,
Pranker: you are waiting for a pending PS4 shipment, is that correct?
PS4 guy: Yeah
Pranker: Okay, let me pull up the notes here and according to the system
Pranker: notes here, you're currently being pranked right now, is that correct?
PS4 guy: What? What?
Pranker: I said, according to our records here, you're currently being pranked right now, is that correct?
PS4 guy: [Laughing] [Exhale] Oh my God.
Pranker: Yo man, my n-, my name is Russell and I run a YouTube channel called OwnagePranks
Pranker: One of your friends sent in a detailed request about how you haven't gotten your
Pranker: Playstation 4 in a while, and he wanted us to pull a little prank on you [laughing]