Category: Prank call
Characters: Buk Lau, Russell
Prank Victim: Grandpa
Rage Level: Moderate
- “I think that solar panel is frying your brain”
- “I’m like a farking orangutan, okay? I’m gonna swing my way up there.”
- “If you ever even step on my property, I’ll shoot ya!”
- “You just woke up from your nap I thought you’d be more reasonable.”
Body of content:
This old man was incredibly rude and abusive with the employees who recently installed his solar panels. I called him up as Buk Lau to demand he take down the panels, because the glare from them is blinding the whole neighborhood! He was absolutely furious about the accusation and thought someone in his neighborhood has a vendetta against him and his solar power.
As Russell, I reeled him in even more by telling him I was someone from a local “solar division” to tell him the neighbors had made a petition to have the panels removed. He believed it, but was adamant NO ONE was going to touch his solar panels! During another call with Buk, he even threatened to shoot if someone showed up on his property.
Whenever I’ve done a grandpa prank call, they get so heated!! Do you know any grandpa’s who would have a hilarious reaction to a prank call from the OP Crew? Is this guy going to be on the lookout for Buk Lau in his neighborhood now so he can tell him off in person? Let me know what you think in the comments below?
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Pranker [speaking to audience]: This guy is grumpy old hothead who recently had solar panels installed on the roof-
Pranker: of his house. He was extremely abusive towards the employees of the solar company who installed them and-
Pranker: even brought one of them to tears. I called him up to serve some justice, OP style.
Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Uh yeah, he-, hello [censored], how are you doing?
Pranker: Loo-, I-, I live in the neighborhood I-, I was just wondering, you know, like, uh, I saw you had the solar-
Pranker: paneling on top of the house, ca-, a couple of us here in the neighborhood, you know, like, it's just-
Pranker: it's kind of, like a eyesore and causing some problem for us, so we were just wondering like-
Guy: Well you're the first person in the world who said it was an eyesore.
Pranker: No, no, I was just understand, you know, because the-, they wanted to sign a petition and stuff like that, you know, to get it removed.
Guy: You can't get a petition, it's approved by the state.
Pranker: NO, YOU CAN, you can do it, I'm telling you like you, you kn-
Guy: No, I-, I'm not gonna argue with you ma'am, uh, you can't and the-
Pranker: Uh, BUT, uh, ex, EXCUSE ME-
Guy: You know, I-, I don't know-
Pranker: I AM NOT A LADY, okay? I am a guy, okay? So like, I have a boo sack, okay? So please just-
Guy: Uh I'm sorry, OK-, anyway sir, you can't, yeah, is that all you called to complain?
Pranker: Uh, no, I just, I wanted to reason with you, you know, before you-, before we went with the petition, you know?
Guy: What do you mean REASON WITH ME?
Pranker: Because we-, we already have 300 signature, you know, so like, I don't want to submit it, you know, and then, you know.
Guy: Yeah well, you can submit it ALL YOU WANT [giggles], it ain't gonna do you any good.
Pranker: But okay, will you buy me a new pair of shades, maybe then, c-, for my eyeballs.
Guy: I'M NOT GONNA ARGUE [angry button press] WITH YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HECK YOU'RE TAL-, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HECK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
Pranker: [sigh] [lip smack] MAN WORK WITH ME YOU PUT A TOO MANY, YOU KNOW, YOU PUT A TOO MANY ON THE ROOF TOPPING, YOU KNOW?
Guy: WHAT A SCHMUCK [hang up]
Pranker: Hello? [laughing]
Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Yeah man, we got disconnected the telephone-
Guy: [Yelling] NO WE DIDN'T GET DISCONNECTED, I HUNG UP ON YOU, YOU'RE AN IDIOT AND DON'T BOTHER ME!
Pranker: OH MY GOD, WHY WOULD SAY ABOUT ME, YOU KNOW, THAT'S A SO RUDE.
Guy: [hang up]
Pranker: H-, hello? [laughing] [speaking to audience] I'm so glad we called back dude.
Pranker: Look man, I think that solar panel is frying your brain, because why, do you have-
Guy: HEY SIR, YOU CALL-, YOU CALL ME ONE MORE TIME AND I'M REPORTING YOU TO THE POLICE.
Pranker: OKAY, I'M GONNA COME UP ON THE ROOFTOP AND TAKE DOWN THE SOLAR PANELS, OKAY?
Pranker: Just because you are a*****e guy.
Guy: YEAH, GOOD LUCK, [giggles], YOU IDIOT!
Pranker: Okay, alright, I'm like a FARKING ORANGUTAN, okay, I'm gonna swing my way up there, so rude man, so rude.
Guy: [Hang up]
Pranker: Hello? [laughing]
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Yeah, hi, may I please speak with [censored], please?
Guy: Yeah, who's this?
Pranker: This is Russell Dawkins, I'm calling with the [censored] solar division, it seems like there was o-, oddly enough-
Pranker: just a neighborhood petition regarding your solar panel installation.
Guy: No, there's no way that they can do anything about it.
Pranker: I-, I understand sir, but it does seem like they have may been installed incorrectly we've been getting a bunch of-
Pranker: complaints about things like excess glare-
Guy: Who the heck is complaining?
Pranker: The-, there was a few people in the neighborhood, they-, they said they tried to reach out to you and-, and try to-, you know, come to a-
Guy: Some idiot that was foreign speaking called me and said that it was an eyesore and it hurt his eyes, I mean, it's not-, IDIOTIC!
Pranker: Regardless you know, people do make mistakes sometimes, it does look like so far the petition has 38 signatures surprisingly, and-, and if we do-
Pranker: reach the total of 40, uh-, w-, we would unfortunately have to order you to take them down.
Guy: There's no way that you're gonna get it removed-, who's gonna remove it?
Pranker: According to Law 654 section C, you are responsible for excessive glare that is caused by your installed solar panel-
Guy: Nobody's getting blinded, I mean, this is the most 8 ridiculous call I've ever heard.
Pranker: One thing I would suggest if you could possibly just climb up to the roof, maybe put, uh-, maybe a couple-, I don't know, if you have any queen-size bed sheets-
Pranker: you could just cover a couple of them maybe, just to kind of reduce the glare-
Guy: I couldn't climb on the roof, if my life depended on it.
Pranker: Okay, well d-, do you have any like grandkids, anybody who might be able to just kind of monkey over to the rooftop and just cov-
Guy: I DON'T HAVE GR-, GRANDKIDS, I'M NOT GOING ON NO ROOF, I'M NOT DOING NOTHING, I WALK THE STREET EVERY DAY WITH MY DOG AND THERE AIN'T NO GLARE-
Guy: OFF THAT THING THAT'S BOTHERING ANYBODY'S EYES, IT'S A BUNCH OF BULLCRAP.
Pranker: Ar-, ar-, are you walking around with sunglasses on by any chance? Where the glares maybe just not affecting you.
Guy: NO ANY MY NEIGHBOURS-
Guy: ACROSS THE STREET MY OTHER NEIGHBOURS, NO ONES EVER MENTIONED ANY, AIN'T NO GLARE, THINGS FACING THE SKY, WHAT GLARE?
Pranker: Do you think might be able to pass around ch-, a cheap pair of sunglasses to the neighbors direct vicinity in case that might, you know, help them with any glare-
Pranker: issues, maybe just a small crate next to your door in case somebody wants to swing by and complains about it, you can just hand them a pair of glasses.
Guy: [giggles] THERE'S NO GODDMAN GLARE, THE THING WAS PUT ON PROPERLY, THERE'S NO WAY THAT YOU'RE GONNA COME OVER AND TAKE IT DOWN.
Pranker: I got you, do you possibly have any-, any enemies in the neighborhood that might be trying to-, trying-
Guy: WELL I DON'T KNOW OF ANY-
Pranker: I-, i-, is there any chance your dog may have taken a crap on someone's lawn that wasn't-
Pranker: cleaned up or anything like that by any chance?
Guy: BUT EVEN ASSUMING THAT THAT'S THE CASE, YOU CAN'T REMOVE SOMEBODY'S SOLAR THAT I PAID $20,000 FOR-
Pranker: You're bringing up a lot of really great points and I do agree with you, I'm gonna go ahead and talk to the home owners association myself and just see if we can go-
Pranker: ahead and squash this entirely, just on the basis that maybe somebody in the neighborhoods trying to uh-, you know-
Guy: YES, SOMEBODY FOR SOME REASON, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THEY DON'T LIKE SOLAR, OR-, UH-, YEAH, I HAVE NO CLUE.
Pranker: Okay, alright, we'll-, I'll have someone follow-up with you, uh-, r-, regarding that matter, hopefully and we can go ahead and squash this, but again, thanks very much for-
Pranker: your time today, and I'm sorry for any inconvenience.
Guy: Okay [hang up]
Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Yeah, hello, [censored], how are you doing man?
Guy: Okay, now let me tell you two things, I talked to my neighbor who's a POLICEMAN, [inhale], he said, if you call me again, he's going to be at your door, now I have your number-
Guy: and, uh-, number two, if you ever even step on my property, I'll shoot you.
Pranker: Wha-, OH CRAP!
Guy: I don't wanna EVER HEAR FROM YOU-
Pranker: UH MAN-, THAT-, THAT'S A SO RUDE, UH-, JUST HEAR ME OUT, I have an idea, I have an idea, I almost have a for-
Guy: [Yelling]: I DON'T WANT YOUR IDEAS!
Pranker: But-, but-, but PETITION MAN IT'S ALL-, IT'S ALMOST SIGNED, YOU KNOW, I have it, I just want-, I want to work with you, I want to be reasonable, you know, just work, just hear me out man.
Guy: I-, IT'S NOT GONNA WORK!
Pranker: Okay, look, just try this, okay, how about for just, two days, you try to cover the solar panel with the bed sheet and then we just see how it is, and then-, if it doesn't-
Guy: I'M NOT COVERING NOTHING WITH ANYTHING, CALL ME ONE MORE TIME, MY NEIGHBORS A POLICEMAN, HE'S GONNA BE AT YOUR DOOR, OKAY?
Pranker: Uh, he-, HE SIGNED THE PETITION TOO, HE SIGNED IT HIMSELF.
Pranker: W-, w-, WHICH NEIGHBOUR ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT'S HIS FIRST NAME?
Guy: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
Pranker: NO, WHICH ONE THOUGH?
Guy: DON'T CALL ME, DON'T EVER WANNA HEAR FROM YOU.
Pranker: I KNOW BUT WHY IS-, WHY YOU SO GRUMPY? WHY CAN'T WE JUST A TALK LIKE A HUMAN BEING, YOU KNOW? Just, like a work with me, you know, just p-
Guy: NO, THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT, IT'S NOT-
Pranker: I KNOW-
Guy: GONNA BE MOVED, IT'S NOT GONNA BE COVERED AND WE HAVE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT.
Pranker: YOU JUST WOKE UP FROM YOUR NAP, I THOUGHT YOU'D BE-
Guy: GOOD DAY!
Pranker: MORE REASONABLE, MORE CIVIL, YOU KNOW?
Guy: [Hang up]
Pranker: HELLO? [laughing]