Category: Prank call
Characters: Tyrone, Abdo, Russell
Prank Victim: College student
Rage Level: Hardcore
- “We ain’t gonna do anything for you now boy so have fun cuddling with your roommate”
- “On the bright side, you will be working your calf muscles as you tiptoe around the room”
- “His exact response was, ‘you snooze, you lose’”
- “We’ll put it under there at like at 10:05, we’ll slide under there so you can just be the only one awake. So you can tiptoe your ass over to the door and take it”
Body of content:
In this college prank, a university student paid $200 to reserve his single-suite dorm room for the year, but ended up being stuck in the room with another student anyway. He was furious over the situation and refused to take his money back from the college because he was determined to have the other student moved out. I prank called him pretending to be Abdo from the school office, just as he was awaiting news on a solution from the university!
Abdo let him know that since the other student arrived at the room before him on move-in day that the “early bird gets the worm!” He totally LOST IT and went on a rant about how awful his roommate is for being messy and going to bed too early. Bringing in the “manager”, Tyrone, only made him more mad and led to an absolutely hilarious interaction!
This video turned out crazy from start to finish! What would you have done in this guy’s situation? What other types of college pranks should I try out? Tell me your thoughts in the comments below!
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Pranker: [Speaking to audience] Some quick contest about this prank. A University student payed-
Pranker: $200 to reserve his single sweet dorm room for the year. But ended being double booked in-
Pranker: and claimed by another student leaving him pissed off and stuck with a roommate instead-
Pranker: living alone. He is already refusing University's offer to give him his money back and he-
Pranker: is eagerly awaiting a phone call with some type of solution to this whole deal.
Pranker: So sit back and enjoy craziness.
Pranker: Hello, may I speak with, uh, Zachary [censored], please?
Student: This is him.
Pranker: YES, hello, my name is ABDO, I'm calling from the University of [censored] room reservations.
Pranker: How are you doing today, sir?
Student: Oh good! How are you?
Pranker: I EXCELLENT, thanks you. We are still, uh, unfortunately DOUBLE BOOKED in 305B, so, uh, [lip smack]
Pranker: uh, the least I want to be able to do it for you is I want to be able to, you know, offer you-
Pranker: the refunding for your $200.
Student: Are you joking? I had to tell you guys, I do not want the refund back!
Pranker: I understand-
Student: I don't-
Pranker: your frustration but, you know, like unfortunately, he came a little bit earlier than you and that-
Pranker: is where the confusion started.
Student: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? SO, YOU'RE TELLLING ME BECAUSE HE-, HE GOT JUST HAPPENED TO GET THERE ON MOVE-IN DAY-
Student: LIKE AN HOUR BEFORE ME THAT HE GETS THE ROOM? ARE YOU JOKING? I'VE HAD IT FREAKING A YEAR BEFORE HE DID!
Pranker: Yeah, I-, I know but like, you know, he already moved all his stuff, all this things so it's a little bit-
Pranker: awkward for us to li-
Student: I DON'T CARE IF HE'S ALREADY MOVED ALL OF HIS STUFF, MOVE HIS CRAP BACK OUT.
Student: THROW IT ON THE STREET FOR ALL I CARE. THIS IS RIDICULOUS
Pranker: But, you know what they say, like, eh, early bird get's the worm, or whatever, you know like-
Student: Are you farking joking me? 'Early bird get's the worm?' This is RIDICULOUS like-
Pranker: Look, I-, I understand-
Student: I honestly can't believe this situation right now.
Pranker: How about, you know, as a extra COMPLIMENTARY we give you like two hundred and ten dollars instead of 200-
Pranker: and you can go have like a nice lunch or something? ON US.
Student: ARE YOU-, DUDE, I DO NOT-, I DON'T WANT THE TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS BACK. YOU GUYS KEEP FREAKING OFFERING ME THE 200-
Student: DOLLARS BACK. I DON'T WANT IT BACK! I WANT MY ROOM BACK!
Pranker: Yeah, yeah, I will try to see what else I can do, but, do you mind, uh, explaining a little bit about your-
Pranker: INCOMPATIBILITY with your current roommate? Is it anything crazy? Or just small stuff, like-
Student: DUDE, HE'S A-, HE'S A FREAKING WEIRDO IS WHAT IT IS, HE'S A FREAKING WEIRD, HE GOES TO BED AT LIKE 10 O'CLOCK-
Student: AND HE'S A FREAKING SLOB. I HAVE TO LIKE TIP TOB AROUND MY ROOM AND IF I TRY TO WATCH SOMETHING ON MY LAPTOP-
Student: HE FARKING COMPLAING LIKE A LITTLE A**HOLE.
Pranker: Do you think that in the INTERMEDIARY time, you can just maybe try to like go to sleep a little bit earlier and work with him?
Student: Are you-, are you JOKING RIGHT NOW? You want me to-, you're telling me to go to bed earlier?
Pranker: NO, I-, I-, just-, I'M JUST ASKING, you know, proposing a temporarily solution perhaps, you know? I was just trying to help out.
Student: A TEMPORARILY SOLUTION? YOU TELL-, YOU'RE TELLING ME WHAT TIME I SHOULD GO TO BED. ARE-, ARE YOU FARKING KIDDING ME?!
Pranker: NO-, NO-, NO-, I try to propose to maybe like just-, I know he sleeps like a little bit earlier than you, just try-
Pranker: to maybe just TEMPORARILY-, try to be responsible too, and fall asleep early, you know? Like just for a little bit, like one week.
Pranker: or something, until we can-
Student: ARE YOU-, dude, I SWEAR TO GOD, THIS IS-, CAN I PLEASE TALK TO YOUR MANAGER? This-, this is absolutely ridiculous.
Student: This is SO FARKING STUPID. Can I please talk to your manager?
Pranker: [Inhales] Uh, alright sir, I'm sorry, I apologize I could not help you. I will, uh, put you on hold, and get my manager, to uh, to-
Pranker: try to resolve it, okay?
Pranker: Okay, thanks.
[Background music] Operator: All of our representatives are currently busy, please stay on the line.
Pranker [speaking as Tyrone] Uh, this is Tyrone speaking, with room and board, how can I help you today, sir?
Student: Okay, you know this is getting absolutely ridiculous, this farking INDIAN guy, whoever the fark he is, I can't even understand-
Student: what the heck he is saying. He's farking trying to farking bribe me in-, to get my freaking give up my room. This is absolutely ridiculous.
Pranker: Uh, alright sir, well-, just, let-, let's slow down for a second here, so, what's happening, you said Indian guy tried to bribe you?
Student: HE'S FARKING TRYING TO GIVE ME TWO HUNDRED AND TEN-, LIKE OFFER ME MY REFUND BACK WITH AN EXTRA TEN DOLLARS. TO GIVE UP MY FARKING ROOM-
Student: THAT'S RIGHTFULLY MINE. TH-, THIS IS RIDICULOUS, AND HE'S FARKING TRYING TO TELL ME WHAT TIME I SHOULD GO TO BED.
Pranker: Okay, I am sorry to hear that-
Student: HOW THE FARK IS THIS GUY EVEN WORKING FOR YOU?
Pranker: You know, he has been with is here for a little while now, I'm sure he had good intentions, uh, but he-, he is just regarding the double-
Pranker: booking of 305B?
Pranker: Okay, uh, well yeah, you see-
Student: THIS IS RIDICULOUS right now. I had a room year and a half. Like-, and this guy happened to get here AN HOUR before I did on move-in day.
Student: And by the time I went up there, he unloaded not even all of his stuff, like a half of his stuff. I've been stuck with some freaking-
Student: WEIRDO crappy roommate, and nothing is being done with my room.
Pranker: Okay, well-
Student: Keep trying to-, you guys keep trying to offer me a refund, I don't want a refund. I want my farking room back.
Pranker: I-, I understand sir. So, I-, you know, it-, in the time that you have been living with him, have you all been able to get along a little-
Pranker: bit, you know, get to know each other, become friends, anything like that?
Student: NO, NOT AT ALL. Like-, he is farking messy as crap. He leaves his crap all-, every time I walk in to the room, it's like a freaking OBSTACLE-
Student: course trying to get in there.
Student: And he farking goes to bed like 10 o'clock. Who the heck goes to bed at 10 o'clock? It's freaking college.
Student: Like 11 on the weekends, like are you joking?!
Pranker: I feel you, you know, back in my-
Student: I have to freaking TIP TOE around my god damn room.
Pranker: I-, I understand man, back in my college days, I was staying up, you know, pretty late too, but, uh, I fell for you man, I'm sorry about that-
Pranker: but, right now we-, we in a tough position too, because we trying to figure out the solution to this. And unfortunately, you know-
Pranker: He-, he- moved in first-
Student: No, I'm paying the c-
Pranker: on move-in day. You know what I'm saying?
Student: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU FARKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? WHAT DOES THAT MATTER?
Pranker: It's almost ki-, uh-, to add some humor to the situation, it's kind of like the that-, you know that 'Finders Keepers', you know, losers-, whatever-
Pranker: they say, but I just-, It's tough for us right now.
Student: FARKING-, LIKE THIS IS FARKING SO ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS!
Pranker: Sir, relax. Let's-, let's not get carried away okay? But, right now you have like, you know, you could have a roommate, you all can be homies-
Pranker: you all can hang out together, go party together get to know each other, it's still to early to say whether or not you hate him or not, right?
Student: I DON'T FARKING NEED ANYMORE FRIENDS. I FARKING HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS. THIS IS SOME FARKING ABSOLUTELY INSANE RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE FARKING TELLING ME THAT-
Student: I SHOULD GO TO BED EARLY, YOU'RE TELLING ME I SHOULD MAKE FRIENDS WITH THIS FARKING IDIOT DOUCHEBAG.
Pranker: No, I'm-
Student: This is FARKING RIDICULOUS
Pranker: Look, look, man PLEASE, calm-, calm DOWN watch the language. I'm just trying to help you out here. I'm trying to find a solution to this, because-
Pranker: right now, we don't have any other vacant rooms, right now.
Student: OKAY, IF YOU HAVE NO OTHER FARKING VACANT ROOMS THEN YOU TAKE HIM, OUT OF MY FARKING ROOM, AND YOU STICK HIM WITH THE FARKING DOUCHEBAG ROOMMATE-
Student: THAT I'M WITH RIGHT NOW. AND LET HIM FARKING DEAL WITH IT.
Student: THIS IS RIDICULOUS, THERE'S A FARKING SOLUTION RIGHT THERE.
Pranker: No, but remember what I was saying about finders keepers? He was there first. Man, I'm really sorry about that, but like, I-, we can't kick him out right now.
Student: ARE YOU FARKING JOKING ME? WHAT-, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
Pranker: Sir, my name is Tyrone.
Student: Okay, farking Tyrone dude, I swear to god, I'm a farking come down there and farking punch you dumba** in the face. This is farking ridiculous. With this farking-
Student: finders keepers bullcrap.
Pranker: EXCUSE ME? We ain't going to do CRAP for you now boy, so have fun cuddling with your roommate, because if you are going to talk to me like that, we ain't going to-
Pranker: nothing for you. Here's your chance to apologize-
Student: I SWEAR TO GOD, I'M GOING TO FARKING COME DOWN THERE-
Pranker: HERE-, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO APOLOGIZE-
Student: AND KNOCK YOUR FARKING DUMBA** OUT.
Pranker: Here's your chance to apologize to me.
Student: I'M NOT FARKING APOLOGIZING TO CRAP YOU FARKING FAGGOT.
Pranker: Okay, well-
Student: HOW ABOUT I COME OUT THERE AND KNOCK YOUR FARKING DUMBA** OUT AND STEAL YOUR FARKING CAR AND NOW I HAVE FARKING FINDERS KEEPERS?
Pranker: Alright, well go take a nap with your roommate first, and snuggle up, watch some Netflix, and then we can meet up, and figure out his together.
Student: IF YOU DON'T FARKING GIVE ME MY ROOM BACK, I'M GOING TO FARKING KICK HIS GOD DAMN DOOR DOWN AND FARKING THROW HIS CRAP OUT AND TAKE IT FARKING BACK AND FARKING TELL-
Student: HIM THAT TYRONE SAID I GOT FINDERS KEEPERS NOW.
Pranker: On the bright side you will be working you calf muscles as you tip toe around the room.
Student: OH, FARK YOU, you son of a bitch, I swear to farking god I'm coming down there right farking now.
Pranker: So, [inhales] sir, [cough] who was there first? You or him?
Student: WHAT THE FARK DOES THAT MATTER WHO WAS THERE FIRST? IT'S MY FARKING ROOM!
Student: I FARKING HAD IT ALL LAST YEAR. I RE-BOOKED IT AGAIN FOR THIS YEAR. BECAUSE YOU GUYS FARKED UP, NOW YOU'RE EXPECTING ME TO JUST FARKING, OH GO WITH SOME FARKING FAGGOT ROMMATE?
Pranker: No man you-
Student: NO YOU FARKING TELL HIM-
Student: YOU TELL HIM THAT YOU MADE A FARKING MISTAKE AND YOU CAN FARKING COMPENSATE HIM ALL YOU WANT. I WANT MY FARKING ROOM BACK.
Pranker: You know, having that outlook is only going to cause more tension it'll take even longer for you all to get along, so like-
Pranker: why just you, just try to like, put that behind you, and just try to-
Student: WE'RE NOT GOING TO FARKING GET ALONG. HE'S A FARKING SL-, SLOB DUDE WHO FARKING GOES TO BED AT 10 O'CLOCK.
Pranker: THAT'S WHY HE GOT TO THE ROOM EARLIER THAN YOU MAN. YOU SLEEP TOO LATE AT NIGHT.
Student: DUDE, I SWEAR TO O GOD, I'M-, I'll farking see you in like five minutes.
Pranker: Sir, I understand you-
Student: Th-, there's no farking talking about this.
Pranker: Listen, I know-
Student: Either, get me my room back and kick his farking dumba** out whoever the heck's in my room right now. I want my farking room back.
Pranker: I-, I-, I'm really sorry about the situation, but like, I-, it's tough for us too, because we have no open VACANCIES right now, so like-
Pranker: we can't-, after he had his stuff moved in-
Student: I DON'T FARKING CARE IF THERE'S NO OPEN VACANCIES. PUT HIM IN THE FARKING ROOM THAT I'M IN RIGHT NOW.
Pranker: If we kick him out-
Student: WHY CAN'T THAT BE-, WHY CAN'T THAT BE DONE?
Pranker: Because we asked him he said that he's not willing to do that.
Student: I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT HE'S WILLING TO DO. I HAD THE ROOM FIRST.
Pranker: His exact response was, you snooze, you lose.
Student: Are you farking-, I swear to god, I'm going to farking kick his farking crap down and farking throw his god damn crap out of the farking-
Student: room and put mine in there-
Student: then I'll have farking finders keepers early bird farking catches the worm.
Pranker: [Tries to hold laughter] [exhale] Sir, y-, you putting me in a very awkward situation right now. I'm trying to make this right for you.
Pranker: I got a lot of people angry right now, you want to fight me, you upset, you don't want the REFUND, he'll be upset if we move him out.
Pranker: So what do I do now?
Student: THEN HE CAN FARKING BE UPSET, I HAD THE FAKRING ROOM FIRST. THIS IS, THIS-, SO FARKING BEYOND RIDICULOUS.
Pranker: Alright man, I understand you upset, but in the mean time, let us go ahead and process refund, okay?
Student: No! I swear to god, if you guys farking offer me a refund one more farking time, I'm not accepting the refund. I do not want farking 200 dollars-
Student: To be-
Student: I want my farking room.
Pranker: But like, can I just go ahead and process it to the credit card on file?
Student: You can not farking do that. I am not giving you my permission to farking process my god damn credit card and give me the refund, I don't-
Student: want the farking refund.
Pranker: To give you money back, we don't necessarily have to, you know, get explicit permission, we just doing that out of-
Student: THEN I'LL FARKING CANCEL MY GOD DAMN CREDIT CARD, THEN YOU GOING TO FARKING SEND IT?
Pranker: LISTEN, I'm going to talk to the cash office, I'm going to try to get you an envelope and just put it under the door. Is that okay?
Student: NO THAT'S NOT FARKING OKAY. THAT IS NOT GOING TO FARKING WORK. I DON'T WANT THE FARKING 200 DOLLARS BACK.
Pranker: Will you be-
Student: You know man, go a farking ahead and do that, I'll farking-, I'll farking tell them that my DOUCHEBAG farking roommate took the money.
Pranker: Alright, you said he sleeps at like 10 o'clock. We'll put it under there like a 10:05 we'll slide under there so you can just be the only one awake.
Pranker: So you can tip toe your ass over to the door and take it. How's that sound?
Student: ARE YOU FARKING STUPID? LIKE HOW THE FARK DO YOU EVEN GET EMPLOYED? YOU'RE A FARKING DUMB FARK.
Pranker: Listen, d-, DAWG! I-
Student: How the fark did you manage to get appointed to a farking head position, what did you farking try to bribe somebody else?
Pranker: No, no, I-, I kind of slept my way up the mountain. You know what I'm saying? Like, I know some people. And-, and they like that SHAM LAM DOOBILY-
Pranker: But just keep that between us.
Student: Are you farking-, WHY THE FARK DID-, WHY ARE YOU EVEN TELLING ME THIS?
Pranker: BECAUSE MAN I'M TRYING TO CHEER YOU UP-
Student: I DON'T FARKING CARE!
Pranker: I'm trying to cheer you up a little bit. Relax.
Student: HOW THE FARK IS IT GOING TO CHEER ME UP? You slept your way to the top. COOL DUDE! Are you farking trying to imply you want to farking sleep with me-
Student: to get my farking room back?
Pranker: No, let's not-
Student: Are you farking joking?!
Pranker: Let's not get carried away my dawg, I'm not-, I'm not trying to sleep with you, I don't fark with that homo crap, now RELAX.
Student: Dude, this is farking, I'm-, I'm done talking with you. I'm farking coming down there.
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Dude, we are trying to fi-
Student: farking help me, I'll go farking god-
Pranker: I'm trying to help you right now. You just have to work with me.
Student: I-, what?!
Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: I'm trying to help you right now, you just got to work with me.
Student: THERE'S NO FARKING WORKING DUDE. EITHER GET ME MY FARKING ROOM BACK OR NOT.
Pranker [speaking as Russell] But, you see the-
Pranker: the rooms been-
Pranker: the room's been double booked and the other guy doesn't want to move out, so it's kind of putting us in a awkward position-
Pranker: where we can't kick him out to bring you in. Because he'll then complain and try to-, and try to-
Pranker: file a lawsuit.
Student: WHAT THE FARK-, AM I-, WHO THE FARK AM I TALKING WITH NOW?
Pranker [speaking as Tyrone] What are you talking about boy? It's Tyrone.
Student: Are you guys farking playing like pass over the farking phone around the god damn office? You think this is a farking joke?!
Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Yeah, not really. But you're on the-
Student: Okay, you know what-
Pranker: you are on the speaker, you are on the speaker-
Student: Fark you
Pranker: telephone. STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! Look, habibi-
Student: You guys are all a bunch of farking incompetent little a**holes.
Pranker: Habibi, I am telling you, uh, you-, you don't know, a nap will work wonders for you, if you just go back to your APARTEMENT-
Pranker: lay down a little bit, watch some net-, NETFLIX, and try to just, get some rest.
Student: I'm not-, I don't farking need a nap, I need my farking room back. I'm done talking with you guys. I'm hanging up the phone-
Student: I'm farking coming up there right now.
Pranker [speaking as Tyrone] Look, look, dawg-, [laughing] [speaking to audience] Oh my god, dude, this guy is farking like, let me call-
Pranker: him back before he calls a farking mayhem at the college like rampage. Dude he's, where' Tyrone and farking Abdo [mumbling] [laughing]
Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Look man, I got to tell you something, okay?
Student: How the-, how the fark are you calling me from a farking god damn Milford?
Pranker: It-, it's my call phone.
Student: You're farking callling me from a farking cell phone now?
Pranker: You were not answering the phone man. Look-
Student: I'm done talking to you-
Student: I'm going to shut my farking phone till I get there.
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: This is a joke. This is a prank. [Laughing]
Student: Real-, really? So you're farking, you guys are all pranking me at the farking office, you think that's farking funny as well?
Pranker: Uh, do you have a buddy named Harry [censored]?
Pranker: Prior to this phone call, were you guys very close? And BFF'S?
Student: I mean we're good friends, but how-, how the heck do you know who-, who Harry [censored] is?
Pranker: Because Harry [censored] is the one that set up this prank. [Laughing]