Category: Prank calls, Craigslist and Backpage pranks
Prank Victim: Craigslist sugar baby
Rage Level: Mellow
- “Everybody would just call me, you know, KING KONG! Because of my, it was mainly like a nickname for my shamlamdoobily downstairs.”
- “I might fly out to U.K. and, you know, TAP DAT ASS!”
- “How you gonna lie to KING KONG like that?”
- “I pledge allegiance to Tyrone of the hood, AW YEAH, AW YEAH, amen, and subscribe.”
Body of content:
As promised, part two of the funny sugar daddy prank video is here and it ended up being HILARIOUS. This lady/scam artist had several ads up looking for a sugar daddy, where I would give her money in exchange for certain favors. I ended up asking her to only refer to me as "daddy" in part one, and this is the following conversation we had after I sent her money via paypal.
In a separate email conversation (with someone she thought was totally different) this lady was offering topless photos and sexual favors in exchange for some cash. She clearly does this with a lot of people, but tries to pretend that 'Tyrone' is her one and only Sugar Daddy. How far would you be willing to go for some fast cash? How many creeps is this lady doing the same routine with?! Let me know what you think in the comments below?
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[Pranker clears throat] [phone ringing]
Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Uh, hello?
Lady: Hello Daddy!
vPranker: EY! What it do Mama? How you doing?
Lady: Eh, getting there.
Pranker: YEAH I FEEL YOU, so uh-, you got that cash I sent a-, couple days ago via PAYPAL, right?
Lady: Yeah, thank you very much!
Pranker: Yeah no, NO PROBLEMS, no problems, di-, di-, did you go out and get your self a NICE DINNER or something like that?
Lady: Or what'd you end up doing with it?
Pranker: I ehm, went an bought some, bits and pieces and, treated myself, yes it was lovely! Thank you very much!
Pranker: YEAH! No problem girl, I'm really happy to hear that, you know what I'm saying, so, you know-
Lady: You really cheered me up DADDY, when the money came through.
Pranker: Well I-, I'm-, I'M REALLY GLAD TO HEAR THAT! Girl, there's more to come! You know I'm saying? YEAH MAMA.
Lady: Yeah. It was, it was lovely and I thought, YAY! And I thought, PayPal actually works! So wha-, how are you anyway DADDY?
Pranker: I'm doing well, you know I'm saying? Just on that HUSTLE. You know still uh, on my grind! You know hanging out here-
Pranker: just, you know, it's the Holiday time, jus-, New Year passed! You know just doing-, doing me!
Pranker: So uh-
Pranker: one little thing I wanted TO MENTION, you know eh-, you know I'm saying is like, want-, I wanted to add a little, SOME RULES-
Pranker: possibly to the game, if you want to. You know, participate and kind of-
Lady: Uh huh. Yeah.
Pranker: uh, understand what we doing here! My late wife USED TO CALL ME KING KONG every once in a while! And that would kind-
Lady: Uh huh.
Pranker: that was kind of like a NICK-NAME of mine!
Pranker: So if you can kind of like, you know, ALTERNATE BETWEEN DADDY and KING KONG, that would really, you know, DO IT FOR ME-
Pranker: and make me real HAPPY, and on top if that, I'll be sure to send you a nice BONUS.
Lady: KING KONG?
Lady: How did you get that nick-name DADDY?
Pranker: Well you know, I-, I ju-, I JUST GO HARD! You know I'm saying, like I'm a big dude! You know I-, I DO ME! Everybody would-
Pranker: just call me, you know, KING KONG! Because of my, it-, it-, it was, it was mainly like a NICK-NAME, for my SHAM LAHM DOOBILY DOWNSTIARS. You know I'm saying?
Lady: Uh huh.
Pranker: YEAH! So-
Pranker: may-, maybe some day I'll sho-, maybe some day I'll show you, KING KONG, if you play your CARDS RIGHT.
Lady: Oh, I was gonna ask you Daddy, can you send me a photograph of yourself?
Pranker: Uh yeah! What kind of photograph, would you like?
Pranker: Do you want a photogra-
Lady: whatever takes your fancy-
Pranker: well do you want a, photograph of, ME? Or do you want a PHOTOGRAPH OF KING KONG?
Lady: Well, whatever, whatever you want you choose Daddy!
Pranker: OK! Alright, so, what do you do for work?
Lady: I work at the hospital!
Pranker: Yeah, I got you! So if-, if I-, if I was to come, be able to visit you! Some day would you uh-
Pranker: yeah, would you hook me up with some GOOD, if I wand some like, EXTRA STRENGTH, uh-, IBUPROFEN! YOU GOT ME?
Lady: [giggles] Yeah!
Pranker: Alright well, when I got headache, I'mma hit your ass up!
Lady: Ah, [giggles], so what, what are you doing, the rest of the weekend?
Pranker: Uh, not much! Jus-, just gonna be uh-, you know just uh-, EDITING SOME VIDEOS, uh you know, uploading some stuff-
Pranker: TO THE YOUTUBE, JUST CHILLING.
Lady: Uh huh.
Pranker: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, so uh-
Lady: I really appreciate, I really appreciate you help, so far anyway Daddy! Because it's been great!
Lady: I just hope you can help me a little bit more that's all Daddy!
Pranker: OH YEAH! NO-, no doubt about that! And just by the way, IN CASE, if you wanna make it EASY ON YOURSELF, and you know-
Pranker: just wanna, you wanna, MIX THE TWO TOGETHER! You can just call me DADDY KING KONG sometimes, it's up to you!
Lady: DAD-, DADDY KING KONG? That sound good.
Pranker: YEAH. YEAH. So uh-, so ju-, just out of curiosity like, ob-, ob-, ob-, obviously, I'm sure that, you know I, I'm your only DADDY!
Pranker: Right like you got your, DAD, you got your MOM, and you got your DADDY!
Pranker: Who's me! But, right-
Lady: Yeah, you-, you-, you're my only dad-, you're my-, MY ONLY VERY SPECIAL KING KONG DADDY!
Pranker: OK... Alright yeah! That's what I like to hear! I like that! I LIKE THAT CRAP. So-, so-
Lady: I don't have any-, I don't have anybody else! Apart from you that's why I'd like a photograph of you so that I could see what you look like! KING KONG DADDY.
Pranker: Okay! Alright MAMA! I could do that! So I'm, but-, but-, so, like you said, I'm your only Daddy, RIGHT?
Lady: Yeah, you're-, YOU'RE MY ONLY DADDY! Apart from my real Daddy!
Pranker: YEAH OF COURSE! Of course, you know I'm saying, so like-, you know-, you know some day, after I help you out, and get yourself, you know-
Pranker: back on your feet again, and things are going well, I might fly to the U.K! And you know, TAP THAT ASS!
Lady: That would be nice.
Pranker: YEAH, YEAH! [clears throat]
Lady: OKAY DADDY!
Pranker: THERE WE GO! Yeah daw-, I like that! Okay yeah, so uh-
Pranker: WAIT, what, HOLD ON, huh-, HOLD UP. Wait a minute-
Pranker: Uh-, I-, I'M ON THE COMPUTER RIGHT NOW, and I see here, OH COME ON! You wouldn't do me LIKE THAT! RIGHT MAMA?
Pranker: I-, I see here like, weh-, I see, y-, y-, you posting more ads FOR MORE DADDIES! Girl I see sh-, HOW MANY DADDIES YOU NEED?
Pranker: I thought-, I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR ONLY DADDY.
Lady: No that's-, that's because, that's because, eh-, I've done it quite a few times, but I'm taking them off!
Pranker: OH. Come on now girl! I ain't go I-, but you-, BUT YOU LIED TO ME! Girl I thought we had like a TRUST BASIS!
Pranker: How you going to lie to KING KONG, like that!?
Lady: Well I'm sorry but I-, I-, I JUST... But I will-
Pranker: But girl I-, I-, I-, I-
Lady: I'll be taking-
Pranker: I've been hitting you up NON-STOP! I've been, REAL RESPONSIVE! I sent you that money on PAYPAL! I've been hitting you up-
Pranker: I-, I sent you that to kno-, make you know I was SERIOUS.
Lady: BUT I WILL BE TAKING THEM OFF!
Pranker: I just don't want-, I-, I don't want you playing me girl! You know I'm saying? That's all!
Lady: I won't be playing you! DADDY KING KONG. But as I say, I have, I just-, I WILL DELETE THEM ALL, I promise you!
Pranker; Okay, alright, well I mean, di-, di-, if you could do me a favor, di-, there's one thing that I could you know, you could do for me-
Pranker: that would, you know, make me forgive you and just put this behind me, is that if-, if-, if-, if you could just, you know, PLEDGDE ALLEGIANCE-
Pranker: TO YOUR DADDY TYRONE, in like, you know, in like a polite, playful way, pl-, PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO YOUR DADDY TYRONE and repeat after me-
Pranker: I will forgive you, I'll-, I will keep that PAYPAL PAYMENT GOING THROUGH TONIGHT.
Lady: I will, I WILL KEEP THAT PAYPAL GO-, GOING THROUGH TONIGHT!
Pranker: Okay, no, ah-, okay re-, REPEAT AFTER ME! I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE-
Lady: I pledge allegiance!
Pranker: TO TYRONE-
Lady: TO TYRONE!
Pranker: OF THE HOOD!
Lady: Sorry I can't-, I didn't catch what you said there.
Pranker: OF THE HOOD.
Lady: OF THE HOOD.
Pranker: OH YEAH!
Lady: OH YEAH!
Pranker: OH YEAH!
Lady: OH YAY!
Pranker: AND SUBSCRIBE!
Lady: AND SUBSCRIBE!
Pranker: THERE WE GO! I LIKE THAT MAMA! YOU GONNA GET ME MAD YOUTUBE HITS! You know I'm saying? I LIKE THAT!
Lady: I'll-, I'll take them off when I go back!
Pranker: [clears throat]
Lady: Uhm, KING KONG DADDY.
Pranker: OKAY ALRIGHT, I'mma keep an eye out! And we gonna see WHAT HAPPENS.
Pranker: Alright, ALRIGHT MAMA.
Lady: I loo-, I LOVE-, I LOVE YOU DADDY!
Pranker: I LOVE YOU TOO MAMA! KISS! KISS!
Lady: KISS KISS, and I really hope you-, hope I haven't put you off, helping me more.
Lady: KING KONG!
Pranker: Yeah, you know I-, I-, I LIKE THAT MAMA! You know, usu-, usually I'm the one, who says I LOVE YOU, first on the phone-
Pranker: but I was PLEASANTLY SURPRISED, by your, you professing your LOVE FOR ME! You know I'm saying, that made me REALLY HAPPY!
Pranker: KING KONG'S REALLY EXCITED! HE SAYS WHAT'S UP, right now!
Lady: Alright well I will, love you-, LOVE YOU!
Pranker: [clears throat]
Lady: Take care! DADDY!
Pranker: Alright Mama, I love you too! MUAH!
Lady: Okay! Bye!
Pranker: Gi-, NO WAI-, HOLD ON! GIV-, you know-
Pranker: CHARGE UP, and give me like a GOOD SMOOCH!
Pranker: No ma-, MAKE IT SQUEAKY!
Lady: WHAT? [giggles]
Pranker: Make it squeaky! Ma-, make it squeaky like, [kiss sound] MUAH!
Pranker: NO GIRL. What the-
Lady: I'm not that-
Pranker: WHAT THE FARK?
Lady: I'm not good at that Daddy! I'm not really that good at it on the phone, DADDY!
Pranker: Dayum Mama, so you good in person, huh?
Pranker: YEAH! Alright.
Lady: Anyways, I will, I will take them off when I go back, and I will... OKAY DADDY? [beep sound]
Pranker: Alright Mama, I appreciate that! KISS! KISS! MUAH!
Lady: KISS! KISS!
Pranker: You too! BYE, BYE.
Lady: Bye okay!
[King Kong counter: 7] [Daddy counter:20]
Pranker: [laughing] [speaking to audience] The call had to end, I'm about to lose all the psychotic kisses she was doing-
Pranker: and saying King Kong over and over again.