Category: Prank calls, Craigslist and Backpage pranks
Prank Victim: Sugar baby
Rage Level: Feel-good
- “If I was there I would embrace your ass.”
- “So if you can kind of like, you know, ALTERNATE BETWEEN DADDY and KING KONG, that would really, you know, DO IT FOR ME.”
- “Right like you got your, DAD, you got your MOM, and you got your DADDY!”
Body of content:
In this funny sugar daddy prank call, I found a lady with several ads on Craigslist looking for a guy to be her sugar daddy! She wanted an arrangement where she gets money in exchange for certain favors of my choice. Her number wasn’t on the listing, so a friend emailed back and forth with her to get her number and more information.
I promised her £1,000 a month to get her on the phone, and she went for it! I asked her to call Tyrone really specific, awkward names constantly in exchange for the money. In case you miss the ending of this, I DID send her money via PayPal for her time. Should I look for more sugar daddy pranks to pull from Craigslist? Let me know your thoughts in the comments below!
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[Pranker clears throat] [phone ringing]
Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Uh, hello?
Lady: Hello Daddy!
vPranker: EY! What it do Mama? How you doing?
Lady: Eh, getting there.
Pranker: YEAH I FEEL YOU, so uh-, you got that cash I sent a-, couple days ago via PAYPAL, right?
Lady: Yeah, thank you very much!
Pranker: Yeah no, NO PROBLEMS, no problems, di-, di-, did you go out and get your self a NICE DINNER or something like that?
Lady: Or what'd you end up doing with it?
Pranker: I ehm, went an bought some, bits and pieces and, treated myself, yes it was lovely! Thank you very much!
Pranker: YEAH! No problem girl, I'm really happy to hear that, you know what I'm saying, so, you know-
Lady: You really cheered me up DADDY, when the money came through.
Pranker: Well I-, I'm-, I'M REALLY GLAD TO HEAR THAT! Girl, there's more to come! You know I'm saying? YEAH MAMA.
Lady: Yeah. It was, it was lovely and I thought, YAY! And I thought, PayPal actually works! So wha-, how are you anyway DADDY?
Pranker: I'm doing well, you know I'm saying? Just on that HUSTLE. You know still uh, on my grind! You know hanging out here-
Pranker: just, you know, it's the Holiday time, jus-, New Year passed! You know just doing-, doing me!
Pranker: So uh-
Pranker: one little thing I wanted TO MENTION, you know eh-, you know I'm saying is like, want-, I wanted to add a little, SOME RULES-
Pranker: possibly to the game, if you want to. You know, participate and kind of-
Lady: Uh huh. Yeah.
Pranker: uh, understand what we doing here! My late wife USED TO CALL ME KING KONG every once in a while! And that would kind-
Lady: Uh huh.
Pranker: that was kind of like a NICK-NAME of mine!
Pranker: So if you can kind of like, you know, ALTERNATE BETWEEN DADDY and KING KONG, that would really, you know, DO IT FOR ME-
Pranker: and make me real HAPPY, and on top if that, I'll be sure to send you a nice BONUS.
Lady: KING KONG?
Lady: How did you get that nick-name DADDY?
Pranker: Well you know, I-, I ju-, I JUST GO HARD! You know I'm saying, like I'm a big dude! You know I-, I DO ME! Everybody would-
Pranker: just call me, you know, KING KONG! Because of my, it-, it-, it was, it was mainly like a NICK-NAME, for my SHAM LAHM DOOBILY DOWNSTIARS. You know I'm saying?
Lady: Uh huh.
Pranker: YEAH! So-
Pranker: may-, maybe some day I'll sho-, maybe some day I'll show you, KING KONG, if you play your CARDS RIGHT.
Lady: Oh, I was gonna ask you Daddy, can you send me a photograph of yourself?
Pranker: Uh yeah! What kind of photograph, would you like?
Pranker: Do you want a photogra-
Lady: whatever takes your fancy-
Pranker: well do you want a, photograph of, ME? Or do you want a PHOTOGRAPH OF KING KONG?
Lady: Well, whatever, whatever you want you choose Daddy!
Pranker: OK! Alright, so, what do you do for work?
Lady: I work at the hospital!
Pranker: Yeah, I got you! So if-, if I-, if I was to come, be able to visit you! Some day would you uh-
Pranker: yeah, would you hook me up with some GOOD, if I wand some like, EXTRA STRENGTH, uh-, IBUPROFEN! YOU GOT ME?
Lady: [giggles] Yeah!
Pranker: Alright well, when I got headache, I'mma hit your ass up!
Lady: Ah, [giggles], so what, what are you doing, the rest of the weekend?
Pranker: Uh, not much! Jus-, just gonna be uh-, you know just uh-, EDITING SOME VIDEOS, uh you know, uploading some stuff-
Pranker: TO THE YOUTUBE, JUST CHILLING.
Lady: Uh huh.
Pranker: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, so uh-
Lady: I really appreciate, I really appreciate you help, so far anyway Daddy! Because it's been great!
Lady: I just hope you can help me a little bit more that's all Daddy!
Pranker: OH YEAH! NO-, no doubt about that! And just by the way, IN CASE, if you wanna make it EASY ON YOURSELF, and you know-
Pranker: just wanna, you wanna, MIX THE TWO TOGETHER! You can just call me DADDY KING KONG sometimes, it's up to you!
Lady: DAD-, DADDY KING KONG? That sound good.
Pranker: YEAH. YEAH. So uh-, so ju-, just out of curiosity like, ob-, ob-, ob-, obviously, I'm sure that, you know I, I'm your only DADDY!
Pranker: Right like you got your, DAD, you got your MOM, and you got your DADDY!
Pranker: Who's me! But, right-
Lady: Yeah, you-, you-, you're my only dad-, you're my-, MY ONLY VERY SPECIAL KING KONG DADDY!
Pranker: OK... Alright yeah! That's what I like to hear! I like that! I LIKE THAT CRAP. So-, so-
Lady: I don't have any-, I don't have anybody else! Apart from you that's why I'd like a photograph of you so that I could see what you look like! KING KONG DADDY.
Pranker: Okay! Alright MAMA! I could do that! So I'm, but-, but-, so, like you said, I'm your only Daddy, RIGHT?
Lady: Yeah, you're-, YOU'RE MY ONLY DADDY! Apart from my real Daddy!
Pranker: YEAH OF COURSE! Of course, you know I'm saying, so like-, you know-, you know some day, after I help you out, and get yourself, you know-
Pranker: back on your feet again, and things are going well, I might fly to the U.K! And you know, TAP THAT ASS!
Lady: That would be nice.
Pranker: YEAH, YEAH! [clears throat]
Lady: OKAY DADDY!
Pranker: THERE WE GO! Yeah daw-, I like that! Okay yeah, so uh-
Pranker: WAIT, what, HOLD ON, huh-, HOLD UP. Wait a minute-
Pranker: Uh-, I-, I'M ON THE COMPUTER RIGHT NOW, and I see here, OH COME ON! You wouldn't do me LIKE THAT! RIGHT MAMA?
Pranker: I-, I see here like, weh-, I see, y-, y-, you posting more ads FOR MORE DADDIES! Girl I see sh-, HOW MANY DADDIES YOU NEED?
Pranker: I thought-, I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR ONLY DADDY.
Lady: No that's-, that's because, that's because, eh-, I've done it quite a few times, but I'm taking them off!
Pranker: OH. Come on now girl! I ain't go I-, but you-, BUT YOU LIED TO ME! Girl I thought we had like a TRUST BASIS!
Pranker: How you going to lie to KING KONG, like that!?
Lady: Well I'm sorry but I-, I-, I JUST... But I will-
Pranker: But girl I-, I-, I-, I-
Lady: I'll be taking-
Pranker: I've been hitting you up NON-STOP! I've been, REAL RESPONSIVE! I sent you that money on PAYPAL! I've been hitting you up-
Pranker: I-, I sent you that to kno-, make you know I was SERIOUS.
Lady: BUT I WILL BE TAKING THEM OFF!
Pranker: I just don't want-, I-, I don't want you playing me girl! You know I'm saying? That's all!
Lady: I won't be playing you! DADDY KING KONG. But as I say, I have, I just-, I WILL DELETE THEM ALL, I promise you!
Pranker; Okay, alright, well I mean, di-, di-, if you could do me a favor, di-, there's one thing that I could you know, you could do for me-
Pranker: that would, you know, make me forgive you and just put this behind me, is that if-, if-, if-, if you could just, you know, PLEDGDE ALLEGIANCE-
Pranker: TO YOUR DADDY TYRONE, in like, you know, in like a polite, playful way, pl-, PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO YOUR DADDY TYRONE and repeat after me-
Pranker: I will forgive you, I'll-, I will keep that PAYPAL PAYMENT GOING THROUGH TONIGHT.
Lady: I will, I WILL KEEP THAT PAYPAL GO-, GOING THROUGH TONIGHT!
Pranker: Okay, no, ah-, okay re-, REPEAT AFTER ME! I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE-
Lady: I pledge allegiance!
Pranker: TO TYRONE-
Lady: TO TYRONE!
Pranker: OF THE HOOD!
Lady: Sorry I can't-, I didn't catch what you said there.
Pranker: OF THE HOOD.
Lady: OF THE HOOD.
Pranker: OH YEAH!
Lady: OH YEAH!
Pranker: OH YEAH!
Lady: OH YAY!
Pranker: AND SUBSCRIBE!
Lady: AND SUBSCRIBE!
Pranker: THERE WE GO! I LIKE THAT MAMA! YOU GONNA GET ME MAD YOUTUBE HITS! You know I'm saying? I LIKE THAT!
Lady: I'll-, I'll take them off when I go back!
Pranker: [clears throat]
Lady: Uhm, KING KONG DADDY.
Pranker: OKAY ALRIGHT, I'mma keep an eye out! And we gonna see WHAT HAPPENS.
Pranker: Alright, ALRIGHT MAMA.
Lady: I loo-, I LOVE-, I LOVE YOU DADDY!
Pranker: I LOVE YOU TOO MAMA! KISS! KISS!
Lady: KISS KISS, and I really hope you-, hope I haven't put you off, helping me more.
Lady: KING KONG!
Pranker: Yeah, you know I-, I-, I LIKE THAT MAMA! You know, usu-, usually I'm the one, who says I LOVE YOU, first on the phone-
Pranker: but I was PLEASANTLY SURPRISED, by your, you professing your LOVE FOR ME! You know I'm saying, that made me REALLY HAPPY!
Pranker: KING KONG'S REALLY EXCITED! HE SAYS WHAT'S UP, right now!
Lady: Alright well I will, love you-, LOVE YOU!
Pranker: [clears throat]
Lady: Take care! DADDY!
Pranker: Alright Mama, I love you too! MUAH!
Lady: Okay! Bye!
Pranker: Gi-, NO WAI-, HOLD ON! GIV-, you know-
Pranker: CHARGE UP, and give me like a GOOD SMOOCH!
Pranker: No ma-, MAKE IT SQUEAKY!
Lady: WHAT? [giggles]
Pranker: Make it squeaky! Ma-, make it squeaky like, [kiss sound] MUAH!
Pranker: NO GIRL. What the-
Lady: I'm not that-
Pranker: WHAT THE FARK?
Lady: I'm not good at that Daddy! I'm not really that good at it on the phone, DADDY!
Pranker: Dayum Mama, so you good in person, huh?
Pranker: YEAH! Alright.
Lady: Anyways, I will, I will take them off when I go back, and I will... OKAY DADDY? [beep sound]
Pranker: Alright Mama, I appreciate that! KISS! KISS! MUAH!
Lady: KISS! KISS!
Pranker: You too! BYE, BYE.
Lady: Bye okay!
[King Kong counter: 7] [Daddy counter:20]
Pranker: [laughing] [speaking to audience] The call had to end, I'm about to lose all the psychotic kisses she was doing-
Pranker: and saying King Kong over and over again.