Category: Prank calls, Craigslist and Backpage pranks
Characters: Russell, Alexander
Prank Victim: Craigslist user
Rage Level: Mellow
- “Ok, so you have not- you have not explored her bush already?”
- “100% and you think you probably wanna kiss her, go balls deep the whole kit and kaboodle.”
- “We need to see y- your snake MEET her snake pit, you- do you understand what I'm saying?”
Body of content:
This guy met a Nigerian woman online, and is dying to finally meet his 'true love'. I called him up as a Nigerian filmmaker that wants to fly him out and make a movie out of the experience. Little did he know, this was no typical romance movie, but a full on naughty film!!
He had a surprisingly good sense of humor about the ridiculous call, and when I discovered more about his life I found out he was a pretty great guy! I started a campaign to help get him to Africa to meet his love. How do you think their story turned out? Would you go that far to meet a person you met online? Let me know in the comments below!
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Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Would we be able to film you, uhm, you know on your first intimate night-
Pranker: together? Would that be something you're comfortable with?
Guy: You say you're out of Africa Entertainment, are you a porn site?
[glass break sound]
Pranker [speaking to audience]: I called up this guy who met a Nigerian woman online, and he's madly in love with her.
Pranker: He put up an ad on Craigslist looking for potential backers who could pay for his flight to Nigeria.
Pranker: and said he'd be willing to have his experience filmed for a TV show. I called him up as Alexander-
Pranker: a Nigerian producer for a reality show, and offered to have him to be a star on my TV program. You all ready for a new character? Leggo.
Guy: Hello, this is Chris!
Pranker [speaking as Alexander]: H- h- hello, I see your advertisement here about wanting to go to Nigeria.
Pranker: OKAY! I wanted to see if I can do anything to help you my brother.
Guy: Ok, what were you planning on doing?
Pranker: Well- eh- you know- of course- here on the- on the posting, I don't have enough information about what happened.
Pranker: So I want to hear from you direct.
Guy: I'm planning on going there the 14th of January, I wanna go there and marry her.
Pranker: Basically, I saw on your posting that you said you are willing to have somebody film the trip!
Pranker: My brother has one production company! He work out in- in Nigeria but also has a one subsidiary here in the United States!
Pranker: So I want to see what he can do to- to- to sponsor your trip and he tell me he is willing to do this.
Guy: Ok, ok, so what does he need?
Pranker: So basically my- my brother he specialize in the nature film! So I want to see, you know-
Pranker: we can take you out there to show you around a little bit, and- and you can go out into the bush.
Guy: That would be fine. I would have no problem with that.
Pranker: You don- do you know the Nigerian bush?
Guy: I- I don't know the Nigerian bush, and she lives in the city. So-
Pranker: Ok, so you have not- you have not explored her bush already?
Guy: She lives in the city, I'll ignore that joke right there.
Pranker: Okay, because we want to do like a very good documentary to say like we had the man here from the United States-
Pranker: come out to Africa, meet African woman and it's the very beautiful love story.
Guy: Yes it is!
Pranker: OKAY! Uh- brother, give me one second, I will transfer you to my colleague.
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Uh, this is Russell Schwartz calling from out of Africa entertainment, uh, how you doing today?
Pranker: So, we are a subsidiary of National Geographic, we're working on a reality series about people finding love on the Internet.
Pranker: Even in places like Nigeria-
Pranker: and travelling across the world for love.
Guy: Well I've been talking to one girl that I met over the Internet through a website called Badoo-
Guy: for three years now, uh, I have been trying to get to Nigeria to actually meet her.
Pranker: Would we be able to film you uh, you know, on your first intimate night together? Would that be something you're comfortable with?
Guy: You say you're out of Africa Entertainments, are you a porn site?
Pranker: Uh, no, no, no sir, not at all actually, again, we're a subsidiary-
Guy: Oh okay, as far as us kissing and holding each other, you're gonna get that as soon as we get into the airport, because there's-
Guy: no way I'm gonna see a girl that haven't met 3 years and not kissing her within five seconds.
Pranker: I- I completely understand sir-
Guy: That uh, that- uh that's going to happen no matter who is watching!
Pranker: A 100% and you think you probably wanna kiss her, go balls deep the whole kit and kaboodle, I completely understand it's been such a very long time.
Guy: Yeah, right! Right.
Pranker: Yeah, yeah, uh, so, you know it- it would be tasteful, you know, I mean I- have you ever picked up a copy of- of National Geographic? Are- are you familiar with-
Guy: Oh yeah, I know it's re- eh- yeah I've- I've- so-
Pranker: Got you, and you are familiar with our style of quote unquote natural photography, correct?
Guy: Yes, I'm very well aware of natural photography.
Pranker: No, it's just, you know, like, in the jungle the droopy eggplant kind of thing like- like we're roaming around with wild animals with your family-
Pranker: around, it's a very natural, very like open, honest, uh- you know-
Guy: Oh yeah.
Pranker: let me go ahead and put you on hold, I'm gonna get Alexander on the line.
Guy: Oh ok.
Pranker: Alright great!
Guy: Ok! [explosion sound]
Pranker [speaking as Alexander]: HELLO CHRIS!
Guy: Yes sir!
Pranker: How are you doing, my brother, it's so good to hear your voice one more time.
Guy: I- I AM FINE! I'm just driving to get my kids right now.
Pranker: I- I- I don't get explanation from uh- Russell but I want to hear from you. I uh want to see you meet your fiance-
Pranker: I want to see you interact, I want-
Guy: I AM comfortable with it, I would have to ask her if she is comfortable with it.
Pranker: Do you mind if I ask what- what- he- your- your body type- your body type is- is- it's- it-
Guy: I AM UGLY! Alex- uh Alexander, I AM UGLY, I'm a- I'm FIVE FOOT, I'm fat, eh- and I am not that good looking.
Pranker: can we consider maybe going to like a work out to the gym or something to maybe lose five-ten pound?
Guy: I GO I- I go to the gym daily! I was at the gym last night.
Pranker: W- we need to see y- your snake MEET her snake pit, you- do you understand what I'm saying?
Guy: IT'S NOT THAT BIG! No amount of the gym is going to change that.
Pranker: Bru- brother to brother-
Pranker: how big- how big is the snake?
Guy: It's about FIVE INCHES, it's not that big sir!
Pranker: Ok! Look, that is nothing to be ashamed of, that is natural-
Guy: I'M NOT ASHAMED, I mean I told you, I ne- it is what it is.
Pranker: they say in America, you are going to beat the pu**y up. You- you haven't see her in so long-
Pranker: I know you want to go.
Guy: I understand that, but the thing about it is, I can't tell you it's going to be good for filming.
Pranker: The show is about getting very deep, we want to get deep in the relationship, deep in the brain! Deep in the emotion.
Guy: I- I- I understand that Alex.
Pranker: The technology these days, you have a camera that can be as small as the pinky, it very tiny.
Pranker: So I want to know, can we put a small camera b- o- on the snake perhaps to get like a deep- deep look inside?
Guy: Yeah, Alex, I don't have a problem with that, it's whether or not she says yes sir.
Pranker: Bru- brother to brother, can we have one st- time where I can meet you to take a look just to make sure like-
Pranker: just to see what you are working with?
Guy: Where are you? I mean I'm off Wednesday?
Pranker: I will come fri- I can come to you, but I want to maybe meet, shake your hand and we can look person to person-
Pranker: then I can just see your body.
Guy: That's fine. If you want to see me sometime Wednesday let me know.
Pranker: Ok, but you are comfortable showing me your snake brother to brother, right?
Guy: Yeah I don't have a problem with it.
Pranker: If we want to give it a TWIST can I set you up with one of my other brothers or something like this, like-
Pranker: you can pretend like you are having a side affair, something like that?
Guy: With a GUY? Ewh.
Pranker: Eh just- uh- brother to brother, but right.
Guy: No, not with a guy, ewh.
Pranker: What if it's somebody you are comfortable with I can show you my snake too?
Guy: Uh, no, not with a guy. Ewh. [hang up]
Pranker: I understand, but if it's going to- I- he- hello? [laughing][speaking to audience]: Finally! Finally! He was phased!
Pranker: Oh my God, nothing- that guy's a character. I- I think we have to help get him to Nigeria.
Pranker: The more I read up about this guy's life on his Twitter account, the more I realized what a courageous and determined man he is.
Pranker: The guy works three jobs and raises two children all by himself, and he had a pretty tough life.
Pranker: He's also clearly madly in love with this Nigerian woman. I decided that it was time to put an end to the prank and reveal that it was just a joke.
Guy: Hello, this is Chris!
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Hey Chris, how are you?
Guy: Hi! How you doing today?
Pranker: I'm good, thank you for asking, you know this Russell calling again with out of Africa Entertainment, I was hoping to go ahead and-
Guy: Yes. I know I- yes.
Pranker: and get a hold- I did wanna go ahead and call you today regarding some next steps, I- I wanted to also apologize about Alexander, uh- I think he-
Pranker: we have his calls monitored, and I was listening to some of the conversation he was having with you-
Guy: Uh- yeah-
Pranker: the first time around and I don't know he was being a little unprofessional and kind of strange, so we actually re- reprimanded him for- for that-
Pranker: he's on a little probationary period now.
Guy: [mumbling] You know what, I- like I said- I don't know where he was going with that and I deal with weird people, mhm.
Pranker: I honestly yeah- you- you- you handled the weirdness like a champ.
Pranker: I do wanna uh- fill you in on-
Pranker: on one last little tidbit.
Pranker: [explosion sound] My name is indeed Russell, but I'm not with out of Africa Entertainment per say.
Pranker: I- I'm actually a voice actor and comedian and this is indeed a prank call, but I think me and my audience-
Pranker: me and my audience of four million subscribers can hopefully help you towards your goal of getting to Nigeria.
Guy: I- FELT, I FELT that it was a prank call, uh-
Guy: I do appreciate your sense of humor, but like I said, if you can get the word out as far as-
Pranker: Dude, I'm honestly- I- I'm honestly super down, I'm gonna- I'm gonna toss you a 100 bucks myself on your go fund me-
Pranker: as like a small token of- of-
Guy: Thank you.
Pranker: of my appreciation and then on top of that, I'm gonna-
Pranker: I am gonna go ahead and try to get my audience to- to- to rally and try to get you to Nigeria.
Guy: I appreciate that, and I hope you got some good uh- I hope you got some good comedy out of it, I do.
Guy: Because I do appreciate good comedy.
Pranker: I honestly- no, no, for sure! I mean- [speaking to audience as Alexander]: My brothers, we must help get this man to Nigeria.