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Chinese Takeaway Prank Call - COMPLETE Meltdown

Jun 22, 2008 12.3M views 0 comments

Category: Restaurant prank
Format: Subtitled
Characters: Buk Lau
Prank Victim: Asian Restaurant
Rage Level: VOLCANIC MELTDOWN

Chinese restaurant gets a hilarious prank call about their menu!

Best quotes: 

  • “Like-a-sumboodee f*** you bic!!”
  • “Your grandmother very old like RAISIN!”
  • “I come with two chopstick, I shove up yo A**!!”

Body of content:

This is the original Chinese takeaway prank call I did years ago that turned into one of the most explosive and famous calls on my channel! I call this guy back to back numerous times as Buk Lau, demanding he let me make a huge order. He doesn’t care how much the order is worth, he just wants me off his line!!

We argue back and forth, lots of f-bombs, threats, and grandmother insulting all happens very quickly! If you’re listening with headphones, watch out for some major racket around halfway through…. I won’t spoil the surprise for new watchers but its intense! 

This call may have happened years ago, but it still makes me laugh every time I hear it, and it seems to have always remained a favorite among Ownage Pranks fans. Do you think the restaurant owner still remembers these calls? What do you think he’d do if someone who sounds like Buk showed up in his restaurant? Comment below and let me know!

 

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Transcript

Restaurant owner: Can I help you?

Pranker: Duh, hello, I need to speak to somebody who can speak a chinese.

Restaurant owner: I am.

Pranker: Duh, hello, how you doing?

Pranker: ... Son Ming Yoh

Restaurant owner: Ya.

Pranker: So, eh, oh

Restaurant owner: Yuto so mah ah

Pranker: Do mah som de de um-um um dum?

Restaurant owner: [confused]

Pranker: I do not know why

Restaurant owner: I don't understand what you tell me 

Pranker: No look here I speak vietnamese...

Restaurant owner: [surprised]

Restaurant owner: Yeah what you need

Pranker: The crap, I need to make order today.

Restaurant owner: Oh, no, no. It too late. Bye. 

Pranker: Do not ! Hello?

Pranker: Look here, big boy...

Restaurant owner: Yeah?

Pranker: I need to make big order for...

Restaurant owner: NO, NO

Pranker: FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR! FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR!

Pranker: I give you fi-

Restaurant owner: I DON'T CARE!

Pranker: You fark you, bitch!  [hangs up phone]

Pranker: You know he cares...

Restaurant owner: Ring help you?

Pranker: Like a somebody why you hang up on me today? 

Restaurant owner: NOOO!

Restaurant owner: We don't have order for you, ok?

Pranker: ...You in the butt. I fark you today, fark you big boy...

Restaurant owner: I fark your mother

Pranker: I know I fark your mother...

Pranker: ... you lie to me!

Restaurant owner: Fark you whole family, ok?

Pranker: No, you whole ancestor, I fark your grandmother

Restaurant owner: And all and all your everybody in your house, ok?

Pranker: No I yo yo-yo-your whole generation

Pranker: You fark-fark guy. I hate you. 

Restaurant owner: Fark all da Vietnamese, okay?

Pranker: No, what da heck, what you say to me?

Pranker: I-I kill you. 

Restaurant owner: I don't care!

Pranker: I kill you, I kill you right now 

Restaurant owner: Kill me, I'm right here, kill me, ok?

Pranker: I come two chopstick I shove up your arse.

[Asian sound]

Restaurant owner: Chopstick? Come over here, talk to me in the face 

Pranker: LIKE A SOMEBODY...

Pranker: You, fark you bich, you very cheap.[hang up phone]

Restaurant owner: HELLO?

Pranker: LIKE A SOMEBODY FARK you bitch  

Pranker: Why you hang up-

Restaurant owner: DON'T CALL NO MORE WE GONNA CALL THE POLICE , OK?!

Pranker: No, you fark-fark you 

Restaurant owner: FARK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY , OK?!

Pranker: No, you lie to me! No you fark your whole mother-

Restaurant owner: Hello?

Pranker: You want to hear it?

[BANG sound ]

Restaurant owner: ... YOUR MOTHER, OK?!

Pranker: I KILL YOU 

Restaurant owner: YOU MOTHER YOU HEAR ME?

Restaurant owner: YOUR MOTHER!

Pranker: No your grandmother...

Pranker: ... very old like raisin-

Restaurant owner: FARK ALL THE VIETNAMESE! VIETNAMESE SUCK PIECE OF CRAP, OK?!

Restaurant owner: VIETNAMESE FARK YOU!

Pranker: You Chinese people they like-

Restaurant owner: DON'T CALL NO MORE 

Restaurant owned: I'M GONNA CALL POLICE RIGHT NOW, OK?!

Pranker: No, fark you I-

[BANG sound ]

Restaurant owner: FARK YOUR MOTHER!

Pranker: You, fark you guy I come-I come…[hang up phone]

Restaurant owner: Hello?

Pranker: LIKE A SOMEBODY FARK YOU BITCH

Pranker: I hate you! 

Restaurant owner: Come fight with me I wait for you, you know where I am, come here!

Pranker: I kick-

Restaurant owner: FARK THE WHOLE FAMILY!

Pranker: I fark your Vietnam

Restaurant owner: YOUR MOTHER, YOUR MOTHER FARK YOUR MOTHER, OK?

Restaurant owner: YOUR MOTHERS MOTHER 

Pranker: Your-

Restaurant owner: FARK ALL-ALL YOUR AND SISTER!

Pranker: YOUR GRANDMOTHERS GRANDMA 

Restaurant owner: PIECE OF CRAP 

Pranker: GRANDMOTHER LIKE A SOMEBODEE

Restaurant owner: VIETNAMESE IS PIECE OF CRAP! 

Pranker: No you fark you, I fark you bic 

Pranker: I-I shove for-

Restaurant owner: ALL OF VIETNAM, OK?!

Pranker: I shove fortune cookie up your arse! I shove fortune cookies up your arse!

Restaurant owner: YOU’LL SEE [angry chinese]

Pranker: NO [fake chinese talk]

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Character:
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