Category: Prank calls
Prank Victim: Interviewee
Rage Level: Mellow
- “I thought maybe you lost a bet or something and that's why you had to get that ugly tattoo.”
- “Do it for Marilyn ok? Put it up your buttocks.”
- “He's brainwashed me, I've finally come to the conclusion that I need things up my arse.”
Body of content:
Abdo and Rakesh teamed up for this interview prank call on a girl who was waiting for a call back from an adult shop she interviewed with. In stage two of the interview, I went into a bunch of uncomfortable requests to see how far she would go to get the job! Her response ended up being super funny and made for a hilarious prank.
Her friend set up this prank call with me - do you have a friend who would be perfect for an interview prank call like this? Let me know in the comments below!
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Pranker [speaking to audience]: This girl in the Uk is waiting for a call back after an interview with an adult shop that sells toys, laundry etc.
Pranker: Unfortunately I don't think she was quite ready for my stage 2 interview.
Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Uh, yes, hello. Uh, can I speak with uh, Jodie [censored], please?
Girl: Yes, this is her.
Pranker: I'm actually calling with Ann Summer, the management, uh... Regarding-
Girl: Oh, okay!
Pranker: Your application a little while back, you know I wanted to just move on to stage 2 of the interview...
Pranker: You know, I wanted to go ahead and maybe you know we can give you a few free products to try it out.
Girl: That's not something that I'd be interested in doing but...
Pranker: So hypothetically right? But if you can choose between like, varying butt plug, or uh, dildo.
Pranker: W-which one would you prefer it?
Pranker: Okay, we can come back to this. So I'm just wondering, you know we noticed you had you know, just a few piercings and things like this.
Pranker: Is that something that uh- you could you know, remove before work everyday?
Girl: Yeah, most of them, I can. Yeah.
Pranker: We have a note here as well that you seem to have some tattoos. Correct?
Pranker: I believe one is uh, Marilyn Manson?
Girl: Yeah, Marilyn Manson.
Pranker: Our upper management actually uh, the CEO, uh, he has just some interesting peculiar requests, but-
Pranker: One important stipulation would be that you have to cover up the Marilyn Manson tattoo.
Pranker: Just because he told me you know, he's like oh you know I don't want satanists working here so that's very important to him.
Girl: WHAT THE FARK?
Pranker: Yeah, uh-
Girl: How am I a satanist because I have a Marilyn Manoson tattoo?
Girl: NO. I don't- WHAT?
Pranker: I'm just you know, the messenger you know, but you know what Marilyn Manson has done right? All of his real fans are just like, you know...
Pranker: THEY WORSHIP THE DEVIL A LITTLE BIT.
Girl: OH MY GOD, ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Girl: Worship the devil? Just because I like someone and have my idol tattooed on me that doesn't mean I worship the devil.
Pranker: Oh wait he's your idol?
Girl: Oh I have a fark- Yeah see I don't have the farking Pentagram tattooed on my forehead, Jesus Christ!
Pranker: Honestly I bet you Marilyn Manson like shoving stuff up his ass, like it's not uh, sorry-
Girl: WHAT THE FARK?
Pranker: I don't mean that in a disrespectful way, I'm just saying like- you know-
Girl: How can you not say that in a disrespectful way- WHAT THE FARK?
Pranker: I'm not trying to upset you or anything like that-
Girl: HOW CAN YOU NOT UPSET ME BY SAYING I'M A SATANIST?
Pranker: Honestly, I thought maybe you lost a bet or something and that's why you had to get that ugly tattoo, but I didn't think-
Girl: [offended sigh] OH MY-
Girl: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Pranker: Pretend I am Marilyn Manson right. If Marilyn Manson told you to- told you to try some-
Girl: [giggles] Okay-
Pranker: Some adult products you would do it right? So-
Girl: No. I don't- WHAT?!
Pranker: Do it for Marilyn ok? Put it up your buttocks.
Girl: WHAT THE FARK?
Pranker: Yeah [stuttering] are you upset? Uh, or-
Girl: Yes, I am! I'm not- I'm not a satanist! Why would I be a satanist just because I have an idol?
Pranker: I just tell it like it is. Don't take offence to it, please.
Girl: Yeah, but I am taking offence, because this is the shop I'm gonna be working for and these questions are coming into it, then why'd I wanna work for you like-
Pranker: I won't be in the store too often myself, I am like the big boss man, the big baller, shot caller. You won't have to worry about that.
Girl: Yeah but if you're the big boss man all of your other people who work for you gonna be like you?
Pranker: Uh, no, no, I'm- you know, I interviewed them so they're not gonna be like satanists and stuff like- they'll be fine.
Girl: How many times must I tell you that I'm not a satanist?
Pranker: But I don't get it like if you weren't a satanist, I feel like you would be willing to try the dildos.
Girl: That doesn't mean I'm a satanist if I don't wanna farking use a butt plug.
Pranker: Yeah I mean, honestly right now I have one in my ass. Right now, just trying it out new one that came in just-
Girl: Are you the manager? Can I talk to your manager?
Pranker: You want to speak to somebody else?
Girl: Yes, please. What's your name for reference?
Pranker: Uh, my name's Abdo.
Girl: Abdo, okay thank you very much Abdo.
Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Uh, yes, hello. This is Ann Summers Rakesh speaking, how can I help you?
Girl: Hi, uhm, I've just been on the phone to one of your colleagues and he was being quite foul to me in his language, saying that he had a butt plug in his anus.
Girl: I know this is an interview for Ann Summers but-
Pranker: You were- hold on, let me see what is your name?
Pranker: It says here that you were getting a follow up call for a stage 2 interview?
Girl: Yes. For Ann Summers.
Pranker: I don't know if we told you but we actually just got some new products in the mail today, I have to-
Pranker: P- pull-out the butt- oh, one second.
Girl: Oh my God...
Pranker: Sorry what happened?
Girl: Did you just-
Pranker: I think we might have a misunderstanding.
Girl: No, it's fine anyway, yeah.
Pranker: Oh, okay. Well what did you hear exactly, I'm sorry I'm confused? Just- just to recap for me real quick.
Girl: That you've got new products in store and that you need to readjust or something along those lines.
Pranker: We just got a new shipment of this type of inflatable varying butt plug and we were all trying it out . My-
Girl: Oh my-
Pranker: It was a little too tight so I had to just remove to sit down, I'm sorry about that.
Pranker: So yeah, what happened today with the interview?
Girl: I was- on the phone to Abdo, I think it was, he was making foul remarks about how I am a satanist, I'm satanic because I have certain tattoos and things like that.
Pranker: There will absolutely be no right for him to call you something like that, I mean but-
Pranker: Unless of course you had like a tattoo of Marilyn Manson or something like that.
Girl: Yes. I do have a tattoo with Marilyn Manson on it so how am I a satanist? I don't- I really [indistinctive speaking]
Pranker: But can you cover it up when you're working?
Girl: Yes, I can. But I don't see how that's necessary different to other tattoos?
Pranker: [making weird sounds] Sorry I- knocked over my EasyRider- Male masturbator Cup oh, it spilled all over the floor.
Pranker: I'm sorry about that.
Girl: THE FARK?
Pranker: Ah, I don't know if Abdo tried to tell you but we actually have great introductory ability to give you three dildos free of charge, right?
Pranker: But just that you can try in your over time and then tell us "Ok, I like this one, I have went black and now I cannot go back right”?
Girl: Is this real, like- I don't wanna use your farking butt plugs and your dildos.
Girl: I just wanna work for your shop selling crap.
Pranker: Every time somebody new is hired here they get the Employee Starter Pack right?
Pranker: And that includes: 3 dildos, 4 butt plugs, 3 different kind of lubricant, 50$ voucher for any item of your choice.
Pranker: And then just like a follow up form where you just say okay I like this, I don't like this, you rate each one on 1-10...
Pranker: ... and then you say which one made you bust the most nuts, right?
Girl: [gasp] OH MY- OH MY GOD, IS THIS REAL? LIKE-
Pranker: Listen lady, just put it in your butt and then it'll be a good deal, right?
Girl: I DON'T WANNA FARKING PUT ANYTHING IN MY BUTT, WHAT THE HELL?
Girl: WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT PUTTING THINGS IN MY BUTT THIS IS A FARKING INTERVIEW?
Pranker: If we give it a starter pack we ha- we can ease the buttocks right? We can ease the buttocks just-
Girl: Yeah, you know like, just because all the satanic crap he's brainwashed me I've finally come to the conclusion that I need things up my arse.
Pranker: That's why I'm giving you 4 different ones. Okay uh, hold on... [typing]
Pranker: Let me- [typing] Before we can send the product out we have to call just one final reference to make sure that they can vouch for you.
Pranker: We're gonna go ahead and call a, Katie [censored] right? You put her on your sheet?
Girl: Okay, yeah?
Pranker: We actually talked to her first and she said that you will prefer the butt plug so...
Pranker: We talked to Ben as well and he- he gave us very good things about you said you are the best hire, right?
Girl: How did you get his contact number?
Pranker: He- he came in actually, to the store for we had uh, booth set up for prostate massage...
Pranker: ... and he came actually to try it.
Girl: WHAT THE FARK?
Pranker: See Ben is open-minded for th-
Girl: Yeah I know Ben is open-minded, trust me, I know.
Pranker: He took home quite the gift back right? He said that he has some exciting plans for you right?
Girl: I've had enough of this. I'm gonna go. Thank you.
Pranker: OKAY OKAY OKAY LAST THING LAST THING! Last thing okay?
Pranker: Quickly last thing.
Girl: Oh my God! WHAT?!
Pranker: Your friend Katie...
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: ... set you up for this prank. This isn't actually a job interview and none of this is actually true.
Pranker: Your friend Katie set you up for this prank, I'm not actually calling from Ann Summers...
Girl: WAIIIIIT, wait, wait, OH MY GOD...