Category: Prank calls, Craigslist and Backpage pranks
Prank Victim: Cheerleader
Rage Level: Mellow
- “The customers don’t get ass slaps, not for free at least!”
- “Question number two, do you gots a ghetto booty?”
- “Are you cool with just like doing some twerking instead?”
Body of content:
I put up a fake job listing on Craigslist for “Rakesh’s Bangalorean Cuisine”, and prank called a girl who applied to the listing. As Tyrone, I called to ask her a few questions to see if she was a good fit for the completely crazy crew at Rakesh’s. I found out quickly that she is a cheerleader, and tried to get her to agree to use her talents at the restaurant! She totally bought into the fake interview prank and was trying to make a good impression.
This girl stayed on the line for a surprisingly long time, and even gave me her friend’s number to verify some inappropriate details!! How long would you have kept chatting with Tyrone? Let me know what your favorite part was in the comments below!
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Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Uh yeah, hey how you doing? My name is Tyrone, I'm calling with Rakesh's Bangalorian cuisine...
Pranker: How you doing today ma'am?
Girl: Good, how are you?
Pranker: I'm excellent. Did you apply recenty for our job opportunities?
Girl: Yes sir.
Pranker: Okay excellent. So yeah can you tell me- I wanted to call for a little bit,just do a real quick brief phone interview...
Pranker: ... and get a good idea about your work experience and just see if you're a good fit for us.
Girl: Okay well, I'm currently 18 years old...
Girl: And I'm on a Cheerleading scholarship so I'm home for the summer right now and...
Girl: ... I'm looking for a summer job currently.
Pranker: You- I see you don't have much working experience so I- I'm assuming he's gonna be okay with like entry level...
Pranker: ... minimum wage position for starters right?
Girl: Yes, of course!
Pranker: Okay... Alright, killing it.
Pranker: I was thinking you know, we have like- you mentioned being a cheerleader and stuff...
Pranker: We actually have disco nights on Friday, si is that something that you can possibly do like-
Pranker: Cheese and stuff for our patrons or is that like out of the question?
Girl: Uhm, well I mean I'm not really used to doing with a big group of people.
Pranker: Yeah, but I mean like- You know- let's say like the food comes out you be like OKAY!
Pranker: BRING OUT THE FOOD AND EAT IT RIGHT [making disco sounds]
Pranker: I could do it with you-
Girl: Uhm, I don't wanna do that alone! [chuckles]
Pranker: Okay I mean I- well I can pop in there with you and do like a high kick-
Girl: I could uhm...
Girl: I could [mumbles]- like what kind of floor it is?
Pranker: Uh, we got hardwood.
Girl: I mean, depending what kind of floor it is, I might be able to do flips, and how much space there is...
Pranker: Damn! Backflips?!
Pranker: We gotta pay you extra for that! Okay!
Girl: Yeah! [giggles]
Pranker: Okay, and just to make sure that you cool with like the practices and stuff...
Pranker: ... and we- if we were to you know hire you as like a server, just to keep the comradery...
Pranker: ... and like you know we all friends here and we all work together and have good teamwork...
Pranker: ... something that I did not personally start but-but became a pattern with uh...
Pranker: ... under- under Rakesh's ownership is that after somebody that does a good job or like uh...
Pranker: Get's- get's a great tip or at the end of the night things are going real well for whatever reason...
Pranker: They give each other like- like a friendly slap on the ass.
Pranker: I know it sounds weird but it's supposed to be like a friendly like- GOOD JOB!
Pranker: Like- like they do in football!
Pranker: So, would that be something you would be comfortable with?
Girl: Wait, if that was the wh- like the your coworkers doing it or like a random person?
Pranker: No, no, no, it would be the co-workers. I mean-
Pranker: The- the customers don't get ass slaps, not for free at least. [chuckles]
Girl: Oh, okay! I mean it's like a job tradition I'd be fine with it.
Pranker: Okay. A-and like the-the back of the kitchen is a little bit tight I-it's a little bit of a tight space so...
Pranker: The owner told me specifically that "do not hire any girls with a-"
Pranker: You know, uh- uh- How do I say this? DO not hire any girls that are on the bigger side or that got a big rear-end.
Pranker: So since you've been doing backflips and stuff I assume you ain't on the bigger side. Am I right?
Girl: Yeah [chuckles]
Pranker: Okay! Excellent! Pass! Okay.
Pranker: Question number 2, do you got the ghetto booty?
Girl: Uhm... [chuckles] I mean, people say I do!
Pranker: Okay! Okay! We may have to reconsider hiring you girl, you can't be knocking down sugar in the back room!
Pranker: I'm- I'm being- it's a tight space girl!
Pranker: Okay, okay. And do you have possibly- have any references that can kind of back up your statements?
Pranker: About the ghetto booty?
Girl: Yeah. You want their numbers?
Pranker: Uh, yeah.
Girl: Uhm... Tori?
Pranker: Okay Tori
Girl: [censored] 4177
Pranker: 4177 and so basically if I call Tori she'll tell me i- is Tori like your best friend or something like that? Or who is she?
Girl: She's my best friend.
Pranker: Okay so-so Tori's gonna be understanding of my questions right?
Pranker: Okay, excellent. I'ma go ahead and give Tori a call right quick and then I'm gonna holla at you right afterwards, okay?
Girl: [chuckles] Okay!
Pranker: Okay, talk soon!
Pranker: Okay, bye-bye.
Girl2: You've reached...
Pranker [speaking to audience]: Goddamit!
Girl2: ... Tori [censored].
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Tori what are you doing?
Pranker: Hey Kristen, how you doing?
Girl: Good, how are you?
Pranker: I'm excellent. This is Tyrone I-I tried calling your reference she didn't pick up the phone.
Girl: Oh, I don't know where she is.
Pranker: That's too bad, I was- I was mad excited to talk to her too, it's too bad.
Pranker: Okay! So uh...
Pranker: Basically it's gonna take like you know, just one good word from me and then Rakesh is going to hire you no questions asked!
Pranker: So I was wondering like w-we wanna entertain the people and make sure people are having a good time...
Pranker: ... so you said that you would potentially entertain doing backflips, right?
Girl: Yeah, but I need to like see what kind of floor and liek space it is.
Pranker: Okay. I-I-If the space is too tight are you cool with just like doing some twerking instead?
Girl: Uhm... [giggles]
Pranker: It's okay you can be honest. I don't mean to put you on the spot or nothing.
Girl: Not really...
Pranker: But I'm w-what else to do with that ghetto booty?
Pranker: You can't do nothing-
Girl: I don't know! [giggles]
Pranker: Okay girl you don't have to answer the question it's okay!
Pranker: It's okay. How about this.
Pranker: We could have like a in-person interview and then we can kinda get down with it...
Pranker: ... and then we can figure out how you feel about it, you can meet the team and that kind of thing a-
Pranker: And get an idea of what we're about.
Girl: Okay, when should I come in?
Pranker: Okay, me and you we can just meet at the movie theater and have like a little date and talk about it.
[phone call ends]
Pranker [speaking to audience]: [laughing] That was too much, everything else is okay?! [laughing]