Category: Prank call
Characters: Abdo, Russell, Tyrone, Rakesh, Billy, Buk Lau
Prank Victim: Nightclub manager
Rage Level: Feel-good
- “SHORTIE HAD ZEM APPLE BOTTOM JEAN, BOOT WI’Z ZA FURRR…”
- “I dun-diddly-doo-daw tricked ya, didn’t I?”
- “We’ll ‘get jiggy with it’ as Will Smith used to say”
- “Yeeeaaahhhh… and then I was in your basement back door, if you will. Ha-Haaa”
Body of content:
I did a nightclub prank to their manager as Abdo, and was intending to push her for “com-ben-za-shen” after telling her I got a little too drunk in her club and made my wife angry. But this conversation ended up taking a much more wild turn!
While carrying out the prank, the nightclub manager, Brenda, becomes CONVINCED she knows me from somewhere, and no accent I use can shake her of that! She seems to think I’m either one of two men she knew from unspecified past experiences, or an actor who used to rent from her. The fact that she can’t figure me out drives her insane!
I've always wondered if Brenda ever found the channel and listened to the call. Some viewers think the men she suspected me of being were her former lovers, do you agree? Things DID get surprisingly heated! And did you catch her randomly telling someone she’ll call “Jay-Z” back?! Let me know your thoughts on this crazy prank in the comments!
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Manager: Good afternoon, [phone buttons sound]
Pranker: Uh hello?
Pranker: Can-, can I speak to uh, BRENDA PLEASE?
Manager: Can I say who's calling please
Pranker: Uh, this is ABDO.
Pranker: Abdo from uh, customer from the [censored] nightclub!
Manager: Oh! Just a minute please
Pranker: Uh, hello?
Pranker: Yes may I speak to uh, BRENDA PLEASE?
Pranker: Yes, I uh I have a problem at the nightclub! I want to
Pranker: talk to somebody about it, and uh, do explanation!
Pranker: Ah, I uh, last weekend I order uh, pineapple juice! And
Pranker: So I never have alcohol before! So like I'm drinking this one
Pranker: not-, no I thought it was like a different BRAND of pineapple
Pranker: juice or something! I drink that, and I get like, uh, a SILLY
Pranker: GOOSE, I become like a TIBZY MAN!
Pranker: And I make like, very embarrass myself on, on the floor, you know
Pranker: I'm like, uh, apparently my friends tell me, you know, I had uh
Pranker: the people dancing with me! I had like uh, the girls TOUCHING ME
Pranker: in the wrong way, as the music is playing, SHORTIE HAS THEM APPLE
Pranker: BOTTOM JEAN BOOT with the, the whole club was looking at HER
Pranker: SHE HITS THE FLOOR! Next thing you know! SHORTIE GOT LOW
Pranker: LOW LOW LOW LOW you know what I'm say
Brenda: Is this somebody playing a prank on me, right now?
Pranker: I, I, I, I'm very serious!
Brenda: Okay, I'm sorry, I-, I don't know what to say!
Pranker: Okay, but, I understand, so that happened, but what can we do now?
Pranker: Like I uh, my wife want to make like uh, A BREAK UP with me now.
Pranker: She tell me I want to take the house, take the car, you're
Pranker: "You're OUT OF CONTROL! I-, I thought you don't do the drinking!"
Pranker: So it make a BIG PROBLEM for me at home.
Brenda: Eh, I don't know that, if you got into a situation, and your wife
Brenda: wouldn't understand that, perhaps maybe there was a misunderstanding!
Brenda: And that, uh, it was an unusual situation.
Pranker: See like, but what you have to understand Brenda! Is my wife is not
Pranker: like YOU! Okay, she is not like reasonable understanding, all these
Pranker: things! She is from THE MIDDLE EAST! So it is like what they say?
Pranker: It is, HER WAY! Or the HIGHWAY!
Brenda: [Laughing] I'm sorry, who is this?
Brenda: No, I know you name is Abdo, I'm wondering if you are just somebody
Brenda: who knows me and is just joking around
Pranker: Brenda! I-, I realize that maybe, you think this is kind of a, weird thing!
Brenda: How did you get my number?
Pranker: I call, I call the club, I asking, can I speak to a MANAGER PLEASE?
Pranker: they tell me, Brenda is not here right now! Here is her number
Pranker: I call you ask for Brenda. They transfer, ME! Brenda answers the phone
Brenda: [Laughing] I'm sorry! I don't mean to be laughing, but I, I-, I mean
Brenda: I-, I don't know what I can do for you!
Pranker: Do you think maybe like, If I, if I talk to her, later tonight, and
Pranker: I give her, give her your name! And I tell her, "Brenda will tell you
Pranker: the story, you can talk to her about it?"
Brenda: Sure! That's not a problem, [talking through laughter] I'm sorry
Brenda: that you wife is not understanding! Uh, if you would like to your wife
Pranker: your wife to speak with me? I would totally speak to her no problem.
Pranker: Okay, so Brenda, who can I speak to, who can help me with like uh,
Pranker: COMPENSATION or something!
Brenda: Compensation, you want me to compensate you?
Pranker: Yeah if-, if you can, YES.
Brenda: I have no idea what kind of compensation, you would be looking for!
Brenda: I mean if you would like me to speak to you wife, that's not a problem
Brenda: But there certainly is no compensation!
Pranker: But like uh, eh-, if you can give me like, I have to find a NEW GIRLS
Pranker: now or something, ca-, can you give me like
Pranker: UH A V.I.P treatment or something
Brenda: You have to find a new girl? [Laughing] Is that what you just said to me?
Brenda: You have to find a new girl
Pranker: Well ya
Brenda: So you want a V.I.P treatment. To come into a bar, and you don't drink.
Brenda: Tell me does that make sense?
Pranker: Bas-, basically I can-
Brenda: DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?
Pranker: I know I real-, let me, let me finish! I have a GAME PLAY. Okay look,
Pranker: I will come in like, A V.I.P SUPERSTAR! OK?
Pranker: And then, the, the girls, they will be all over me, and I will have,
Pranker: OPTION! Right now I am like, SINGLE MAN!
Brenda: Okay enough! Who is this?
Brenda: Is this Wisam?
Pranker: EXCUSE ME?
Brenda: Ok, this is, eh-, this whole conversation is now getting a little bit silly
Pranker: It, I am not, look-, look
Brenda: You're calling me to tell me that, you've had some cocktails, you were
Brenda: dancing wildly with women. Uh, you're not used to drinking, your wife is
Brenda: pissed off at you, and now, you've got to look for a new woman
Brenda: And you want to have V.I.P treatment
Pranker: RIGHT! So I can use the V.I.P TREATMENT, so I can
Pranker: I can use it! I, the girls will be ALL OVER ME, you know how girls are!
Pranker: Sometimes they're like OH MAN he looks like a-
Brenda: Well you must
Brenda: Only if-, only if you're nice looking, are you a nice looking man?
Pranker: I am-, I am-, pre-, I AM PRETTY GOOD! I think!
Brenda: You're pretty good
Pranker: I-, I am-, I am-, you know I'm not TOO BAD.
Pranker: Like probably like, 8.78 out of
Brenda: Hey listen! Let me tell you, if you want to do, have V.I.P treatment
Brenda: and you want to walk into [censored], then you will definitely have to be drinking.
Pranker: I know but look, what I'm saying is, I will use the V.I.P TREATMENT
Pranker: to get the girls, I will be like: "Hey what's up, baby, I am a BIG BALLER
Pranker: SHOT CALLER! Here's my, V.I.P STYLE! Come back to my APARTMENT!"
Brenda: [Laughing] WHO ARE YOU? This is too funny for words, WHO ARE YOU?
Pranker: My name is ABDO! I want to know what kind of like
Brenda: ABDUL! Who are you for real?
Pranker: I-, my name starts, with the W
Brenda: Hey, hello darling [laughing] WISAM!
Pranker: AH YOU GOT ME
Pranker: I'M LIKE SILLY GOOSE!
Brenda: [Laughing] OKAY STOP.
Brenda: Talk in your normal voice
Pranker: So how's work going?
Brenda: [Laughing] You are so funny! You had me going and then I WISAM?
Brenda: Is that really you?
Pranker: Of course it's really me!
Brenda: Oh [Laughing] [Speaking to someone in background], you, that was VERY FUNNY.
Pranker: So I had you didn't I?
Brenda: You farking had me big time! EXCEPT, some of your requests were a little bit ridiculous!
Brenda: and how could your wife be pissed off at you drinking? Because, that's how she knows you!
Pranker: That's a great point!
Brenda: Really good point, but you do that really well!
Pranker: Well I'm glad I got-, so am I still getting, V.I.P treatment? Or what's the deal?
Brenda: You always will get V.I.P TREATMENT WITH ME BABY
Brenda: And I-, and I will dance wildly with you on the dance floor.
Pranker: I like that, I'm looking forward to it
Brenda: Been such a long time! How are you?
Pranker: It's-, it's-, it's been, I'm-, I'm pretty good, ho-, how have things been with you?
Pranker: I thought this would be a GOOD OPENER to get back in touch
Brenda: [Laughing] Well it's a great opener! How funny
Pranker: Yeah well, what's been new with you?
Brenda: THIS IS NOT WISAM.
Pranker: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
Brenda: IT ISN'T! Who is this?
Pranker: THIS IS ABDO!
Pranker: He-, he-, hello?
Pranker: Brenda, what's going on?
Brenda: This is not, OH FARKING ZIAH!
Brenda: YOU A**HOLE! [Laughing]
Brenda: OH MY GOD, it's Zia!
Brenda: Oh [Laughing]
Pranker: [Laughing] Oh, oh
Brenda: Oh my g-, you ha-, that was good, that was really good
Brenda: now you can go tell the whole world how you got Brenda [Giggle]
Pranker: Too funny! [Laughing]
Brenda: Really funny "MY WIFE she w-, you know I have to find myself a new woman"
Brenda: That was the good d-, the-the dead giveaway, because it was like
Brenda: "Okay no this is really silly" [Laughing]
Pranker: [Laughing] Alright Brenda, so w-w uh, am I going to come in there
Pranker: tonight and you're going to be around?
Brenda: Is this Zia? Oh now I'm getting really confused
Pranker: WHOA WHOA NOW- this is just, of course it's Zia!
Pranker: Make up your mind, who do you want it to be? Yes it's Zia
Brenda: Where you work?
Pranker: WUH-WUH-WUH, we're doing like 21 questions now? What is this?
Brenda: Oh this is not Zia
Pranker: Kind of, I'm kind of in between jobs right now
Brenda: Ok, who is this?
Pranker: My name is Abdo, I want to get like COMPENSATION PLEASE
Brenda: No come on- come on, STOP, who is this [laughing] I'm going to phone
Brenda: Phone Denise [laughing] find out if this is all-
Pranker: [Speaking as Tyrone] AYO Brenda?
Pranker: What it do girl, how are you been?
Brenda: Who is this?
Pranker: This is Tyrone
Brenda: Tyrone, now it's Tyrone, are you kidding me?
Pranker: You are y-, you don't, you don't swing that way?
Pranker: You only fark with the MIDDLE EASTERNS.. PEOPLE?
Brenda: [Laughing] yeah my life is all about Middle Easterns
Pranker: Ayo let-, I-I could show you the other side of the world
Pranker: right quick you know what they say.. Once you go black YOU DON'T GO BACK!
Brenda: Is this Roger now?
Pranker Wuh-wuh, what makes you think I'm Roger?
Brenda: [Laughing] Just tell me who you are [laughing]
Pranker: This is Wasam
Brenda: No it's not
Brenda: What's the name of your child?
Pranker: Excuse me? What-what do you say to me right now?
Brenda: Oh you could be so many people, you're really good whoever you are
Pranker: OH NO
Brenda: Anyways [laughing]
Pranker: AH DUHN DIDDILY DOO DAH MIND TRICKED you didn't I?
Brenda: [Laughing] Now he's black [laughing] okay, tell me who you are please, [laughing]
Pranker: I-I I kin-, I think it'd be funnier just to kind of leave you wondering
Brenda: You know who I think this is?
Pranker: Who do you think it is?
Brenda: Oh my god, it's the guy who used to live downstairs in my house
Pranker: You're getting warmer
Brenda: Talk some more, HUH?
Pranker: You're getting warmer
Brenda: Who's in the background? Prompting you?
Pranker: Who's in the background prompting me?
Pranker: Uh, there's nobody prompting me
Brenda: Are you still there?
Pranker: I'm still- I'm still hoping for-for for that dance you promised me though
Pranker: That's still on the table, right?
Brenda: Always on the table baby
Brenda: [Laughing] "nice"
Brenda: Oh come on! What's your name? I know who you are! I know your voice now!
Pranker: I-, you have-, you have to just come up with it
Brenda: YOU'RE AN ACTOR! You used to live downstairs for almost three years in my house
Pranker: Okay now we're getting somewhere, but I can't-
Pranker: I can't tell you my name until you guess it
Brenda: And you had that cute little girlfriend
Pranker: Of course, all my girlfriends are farking cute.
Brenda: [Laughing] "Farking cute" okay now-now, you don't sound like him [laughing]
Pranker: TRYING TO CHANGE THINGS UP
Brenda: Hey, come on, just tell me please [Laughing]
Pranker: This-this is really bothering you isn't it?
Brenda: IT IS!
Pranker: Like if I was to hang up right now, the rest of the day
Pranker: would consist of you wondering like "WHO CALLED ME EARLIER?"
Brenda: Who would I call, I mean no I'd have to- I'd have to remember. I know who you are
Pranker: It doesn't seem like it
Brenda: No-no you did.. that accent really well SO FUNNY
Pranker: what oh-, ABDO?
Brenda: Abdo, yeah
Pranker: H- how about this one [Clears throat] [Speaking as Buk Lau] Duh hello?
Pranker: Can I talk to SOMEBODY who can help me with a problem I have today?
Brenda: [Laughing] You definitely have to be an actor when you can change your-your accents that much
Brenda: So have are you been? I've seen you on a couple of uh.. movies, not movies-series whatever
Pranker: I-I've been good, you know, just been uh, trying to work
Pranker: just been working on that hustle if you will
Brenda: Good hustle
Pranker: Yeah, what about you, what's new with you, how's work, how's-how's how's the managerial life?
Brenda: Ask me something personal
Pranker: Well f-, we're on a public line come on
Brenda: No-no not personal in that sense
Pranker: B-Brenda we can't be talking about that on the phone
Brenda: Okay.. so who am I talking to?
Pranker: So first, y-you call me w-w-wuh WASAM, you call me uh-uh-uh ZIA
Pranker: Then y-then you apparently don't know my name anymore
Brenda: Well if you're the person I think you are
Pranker: WHICH IS?
Brenda: So just give me your name
Pranker: [Lip smack] [Frustrated exhale] Alright, my name is Rakesh
Brenda: [Seductive giggles] No it's not
Pranker: [Speaking as Rakesh] I want to talk to somebody who can tell
Pranker: me about HOPPILLY HIPPITY SKILLY customer relation, right now?
Brenda: Okay I'm like going to go if you don't-, tell me who this-
Pranker: DON'T DO IT, NOT GOOD
Brenda: I am
Pranker: Brenda, okay listen
Pranker: I'm-I'm going to come in there tonight me and you we'll-we'll head
Pranker: back to the back room, you know, WE'LL GET, WE'LL GET, WE'LL GET
Pranker: "jiggy with it" as used to say
Brenda: [Laughing] Yes you'd definitely lot
Pranker: NA NA NA, UHH
Brenda: Okay come on tell me!
Pranker: [lip smack] HEY! Can you-can we we-can we agree to some UHH
Pranker: some funky time in the back room or wuh-wuh-wuh, what's the deal here?
Brenda: No funky time in the back room
Pranker: No-, yeah [lip smack] we used to do it all the time THOUGH
Brenda: Oh yeah I'm sure
Pranker: NOT IN THE back room but- you know I mean y-you're a wild one! That's for sure
Brenda: I'm totally wild, I'm wild and
Pranker: You're a f-
Brenda: boring BIG YAWN
Pranker: NO you-you have your freakish side, come on
Brenda: [Laughing] Tell me more-
Pranker: Okay [Music playing in the background] In West Philadelphia is where I was born and raised
Pranker: I-I typically spend my days on the PLAYGROUND chilling out relaxing all cool, occasionally
Pranker: I would shoot some B-Ball outside of the school BUT, you know, a couple of guys were up to
Pranker: no good, they.. Made trouble in my neighborhood I-I had some really bad problems with the
Pranker: fight, my mom got scared she said "you're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air" An
Pranker: and the rest is history!
Brenda: OH WILL, how are you Will?
Brenda: [Laughing] okay, tell me
Pranker: It's Will
Brenda: Yeah.. no..
Pranker: [Speaking as Tyrone] IN WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND RAISED ON THE PLAYGROUND IS WHERE I SPEND
Pranker: MOST OF MY D-, [speaking in normal voice] see? I could be Will
Brenda: You could be Will
Pranker: Yeah, except he doesn't sound quite as gangster
Brenda: No, so you moved to L.A. for a bit I think?
Pranker: YEAH and then I was in your basement back door, if you will [laughing]
Brenda: God that's interesting you said "basement" see I-then I never said the word basement
Brenda: So yes I know who this is but I just can't remember your name
Brenda: and I feel so stupid because you lived downstairs for such a long time
Pranker: [Lip smack] You have to pull up the old lease or something [laughing]
Brenda: There was never a lease
Pranker: See the-
Brenda: So, so great chatting
Brenda: Give me a call back when you want to reveal who you are
Pranker: Alright, well try-, don't let this get to you, too much now okay?
Brenda: I won't
Pranker: ALRIGHT. I love you
Brenda: You take care
Pranker: Do-do you love me to or-
Brenda: I-, can't tell you I love you because I have no idea who I'm talking to now
Pranker: You got to show the love what's wrong with showing a little love-
Brenda: [Coughing] okay
Pranker: XO XO [kiss sound]
Pranker: Love you
Brenda: Have a great day
Pranker: [Speaking as Buk Lau] Do you love me too?
Brenda: Thanks [giggles] bye
Pranker: Come on, DON'T DO THAT TO ME!
Brenda: [Hang up]