Category: Prank calls
Characters: Abdo, Buk Lau
Prank Victim: Inn owners
Rage Level: Moderate
- “But this one like a B.Y.O.P, right? Like a bring your own prostitute, right?”
- “Ok, I'm sorry, but is it okay if I do a boom boom there if I pay for the day?”
- “I'm a woman, you- you a**hole lady.”
- “Please, don't walk in yet because my- my hotdog is- is out.”
Body of content:
This inn is known to be frequented by a ton of prostitutes. It's one of those places that rents rooms by the hour. You know, for those who want to take a power nap, right? They have terrible ratings online and seemingly could NOT care less about their filthy rooms.
You won't believe their HILARIOUS responses when being called out! All of their employees seemed shocked by this crazy call. I’d love to do more inn prank calls, tell me in the comments where you think I should call next!
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Pranker [speaking to audience]: This motel is known to be frequented by a ton of prostitutes.
Pranker: It's one of those places that rents rooms by the hour. You know, for those who want to take a power nap, right?
Pranker: They have absolutely terrible ratings online and seemingly could care less about thier filthy rooms of prostitues-
Pranker: roaming the premises. Check out what happens when the OP crew decides to call in. Oh is it good.
Lady: [censored] Can I help you?
Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Yeah hello, uh, I'm staying here for another day, uh, I was wondering like if you guys had any like booklets-
Pranker: or information about like the entertainment services, here?
Lady: Uh, no we don't.
Pranker: Wh- what's the best way to flag somebody down like with somebody with like a nice mangos, like easy on the eyes.
Lady: The what I'm sorry?
Pranker: Uh what's the best way to flag one of these people down like the workers who are like here for the sexy.
Lady: OH, we don't have that, we don't have that services here.
Pranker: But there's all these girls everywhere with their mangos hanging out like I- I- are- are- aren't they just-
Lady: Yeah I'm sorry, we don't have that here.
Pranker: oh okay, but are- are these women like a prostitute or something, or what is it?
Lady: You'll have to do that, find someone on your own.
Pranker: OH, okay! So I have to go up to her-
Lady: Okay, yes, huh?
Pranker: myself, oh I'm sorry, I- I- I- my- my bad, I don't know how it works, you know, like I- I'm new to this.
Lady: That's okay.
Pranker: Yeah, yeah, I will walk around and- and- pick one from my shopping cart.
Lady: Uh huh. Okay bye bye. [hang up]
Pranker: Alright. [explosion sound] [laughing] [speaking to audience]: I love that she more or less confirmed the fact that that hotel-
Pranker: is full of hookers and that I more or less have to just find one myself. I'm pretty sure this place literally rents out a room-
Pranker: hourly! Who would rent out a room by the hour, unless people are just banging in there.
Lady: [censored] How may I help you?
Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: [explosion sound] Uh yeah, hello, it's Lulu, I was wondering if you guys have a service providers there already?
Pranker: Or if it's like a B.Y.O.P policy?
Lady: Oh no- we don't sir, we don't have no shuttle.
Pranker: Oh, no, no, I was just talking about like the services like I see all those people walking around in like the short skimpy outfit and stuff like that.
Pranker: I don't know if- are they part of the hotel? Or is that everybody B.Y.O.P?
Pranker: Like, you know like a B.Y.O.B right? Bring your own beer? Have you heard of that saying before?
Lady: No sir!
Pranker: But this one like a B.Y.O.P, right? Like a bring your own prostitute, right?
Lady: This is the [censored] motel sir.
Pranker: Got you, so if I want to come in like a for a quick boom boom, I can like do it for like a twenty dollar something like that?
Lady: No sir, fourty six for one night, no boon boon.
Pranker: Ok, I'm sorry, but is it okay if I do a boom boom there if I pay for the day?
Lady: If you pay, you can come in do boon boon, if you got the pay.
Pranker: Yeah but not a boom boom-
Lady: Bye bye sir.
Pranker: with a boom boom, with the m right?
Lady: No, boon boon. You bring your wife! You bring your girlfriend and peck them and pay for the room.
Lady: And then do boon boon.
Pranker: Well, I have to find a girlfriendy, you know? Can you find me one, so I can pay her like a fifty dollar?
Lady: You- you want me to find you, no. I don't find a girlfriends for you, you have to bring your own woman. [laughing]
Pranker: Okay, I- I- I- but I need some boom boom, you know?
Lady: Have a nice day sir!
Pranker: It's- it's been a long time, it's been a- been three months since I boom boom, you know? Yeah.
Lady: Oh my God. No, no.
Pranker: I want to boom boom.
Lady: You go find you own one.
Pranker: BOOM, HEAR ME SAY WEYOO.
Lady: No boon boon, no boon boon.
Pranker: You know that song, yeah. Yeah.
Lady: Bye bye sir. [chuckles] [hang up]
Pranker: Okay I see you soon honey. [laughing] [speaking to audience]: She keeps saying boon boon [laughing]
Pranker: I called the hotel back, but I used their number on the caller ID. So, they think I'm calling from one of their room phones, but can't tell which one.
Lady: Hello, [censored], how may I help you?
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: [explosion sound] Yeah, hi, my name is Russell, I- I was just calling, I'm- I'm staying in here at the property, I had someone just-
Pranker: walk into my, like, up to my door and, my knock on it, quite loud, uh, I got out of bed and answered the door and it was a woman that was wearing like a jacket-
Pranker: or robe of some sort and ended up like kind of undoing it and she's like more or less half naked and wearing undergarments, she was trying to proposition me for-
Pranker: some type of sexual relations, so I'm just kind of confused like, I- who- who sent that to my room?
Lady: That's so weird, uh, what room you have sir?
Pranker: I'm in 103, like is that- is that-
Lady: You're in 103?
Pranker: is- is that normal for people to kind of walk around and- and-
Lady: We don't do stuff like that over here sir, in 103, that's a- it's a- it's a female in that room, that's not your room.
Pranker: yeah well, I'm staying with her, she asked me to call because she left so uncomfortable like it- it looks like I'm just like calling prostitutes on the side or something.
Pranker: It's kind of- it's a problem for me.
Lady: Okay, normally there- yeah, we don't have no prostitutes over here in the premises and plus, you know, everybody has their own key in the room, let me send security to walk around. Uh, yeah.
Pranker: That'd be great because she was saying that she wanted to have a menage a trois? Or, I guess she's a alluding to wanting to have like a threesome and saying you know, I won't charge you-
Pranker: extra money to do the boom boom boom with your wife, like it was- it was really really strange and uncomfortable, so like, I- I just didn't know what was going on, you know, she had her-
Pranker: dangly eggplants just kind of on full display just eh- hanging like a pendulum, and I- I just- I literally like-
Lady: Let me send security over there sir, let me send police over there, okay?
Pranker: ok, alright, just like you guys are gonna knock again, right, because we want to get some sleep, so I was hoping like-
Lady: Let me send up s- manager over there to the room sir, ok?
Pranker: okay, but are you guys gonna disturb us?
Lady: I know you're here, you in one of the room, but you not in 103 sir.
Pranker: Got you.
Lady: Yeah, but let me send security to go find out, you know, what happened sir.
Lady: We don't send no prostitution, we don't have no prostitution here sir.
Pranker: No, I understand that, maybe there's a slight chance I got the room number wrong and I- I can go outside and check.
Lady: Check your door so like that I can see what room and I then I can see- I can send somebody over there to check. Okay?
Pranker: Okay, alright well, thank you so much, I appreciate your help.
Lady: Okay. Oh, you welcome.
Pranker: Thank you. Bye.
Lady: Yes sir, bye bye. [hang up]
Pranker [speaking to audience]: [explosion sound] I- I was trying to get away from having to give her a room number I'm glad-
Pranker: she let me off the hook, because she's like: "Check the number and see!" [laughing] I love that she's like: "You're-
Pranker: on the property but not in that room, I don't know which room but", like the- the caller ID thing is working.
Pranker: They're not thinking twice about whether or not I'm in there. [phone ringing]
Lady: Hello [censored], how may I help you?
Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: [explosion sound] Uh, yeah, hi uh- I- I was in the shower just now and I'm not sure if my door wasn't-
Pranker: closed all the way or something, but to- s- some- I came out and there's somebody sitting on my bed just laying there-
Pranker: uh- un- unsolicited, so I'm just kind of curious like what's happening here like it- it really shocked me.
Lady: Okay, this is the second time that you call sir, what room do you have sir?
Pranker: I'm- I'm in 108 uh- no- I'm sorry I-
Pranker: I only called today, it is my first time.
Lady: Just today? Okay, because somebody just called a while ago, okay, uh-
Pranker: Wh- wait ho- ho- hold on, is this the same lady, because she said she thought I was mister Richard, she said: "Oh I'm so-
Pranker: sorry I thought you were Mr. Richards and I don't know, is this person going from room to room or what?
Lady: sir, your door is lock?
Lady: Your door is locked?
Pranker: I- it is now, I- I think honestly maybe I didn't push it all the way.
Lady: Okay, a while ago when you called me you said you were in room 103.
Pranker: Ha- habibti, is this-
Lady: Now you said you in room 108.
Pranker: n- n- number one why do you have an- an attitude with me, number two, this is the first time I talk to you, so I don't know-
Pranker: why you're telling me like he- called me before, I- I'm calling you to tell something that you very scary for me and decide what-
Lady: First of all sir, you know, I'm not having no attitude with you, I'm just trying to help you.
Pranker: yeah no- you have an attitude-
Lady: We have cameras, we have security.
Pranker: that's great! Go check the cameras then, if you're gonna sit here and try to have an attitude with me-
Lady: Let me send security over there sir, okay? To go help you.
Pranker: oh- alright, perfect. I'm- I'm locking my door right now with a lock inside, but like again like, I'm just calling you as the front desk to help-
Lady: And there's- I'm- I'm checking the cameras right now, there is nobody on that section.
Lady: There's nobody-
Pranker: Well- well- well habibi-
Lady: walking around.
Pranker: ha- habibiti rewind I- I don't know what to tell you, ok? I'm just saying that somebody-
Lady: Let me tell the manager right now sir, I'm gonna call the manager, okay?
Pranker: alright, perfect!
Lady: Okay, lock your room! Don't let nobody in.
Pranker: I- I'm locking, trust me- trust me yeah, yeah, for sure.
Lady: Okay. [hang up]
Pranker: [laughing] [speaking to audience]: Okay, so now, give it like two minutes and then we can call back like: [speaking as Buk Lau]-
[explosion sound] "Yeah, I'm looking for mister Richard, I thought he was like between one hundred one ten something like that?" [explosion sound]
Pranker [speaking as Russell to audience]: Dude, like gonna be funny as [censored] dude! [phone ringing]
Lady: Hello [censored] how may I help you? [explosion sound]
Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Yeah, I- I'm trying to find somebody in apartment like 100-110 I- I'm having trouble finding them their not picking up their-
Pranker: telephone. Do you possible know who is staying in Mr. Richards uh, in the one hundred to one ten something like that?
Pranker: Yeah, my maybe like Richard Richards something like that he- he text-
Lady: Oh my God. What is- hold on sir [song playing]
Pranker: INSIDE MY BONE AH SOMETHING AH.
Lady: I don't have no Richards nobody registered over here with Richard sir.
Pranker: Got you, uh well- I- [exhales] I tried knocking a couple times one guy got mad at me if I just try like-
Lady: You can not be knocking on doors sir, you can not be knocking on doors, gonna call the police on you.
Pranker: Uh yeah, but he call me for the serv- he already pay me like a $150, you know like I trying to just figure out like I-
Lady: But you can not be doing that, you can not be calling too, you can not be knocking on rooms sir.
Pranker: yeah but- but my PIMP is gonna be mad if I come back empty handy, you know? He gonna beat me, you know I-
Lady: SIR, WHAT KIND OF GAME ARE YOU PLAYING?
Pranker: no, I'm- I'm being- I- I- I-
Lady: WHAT KIND OF GA- WHAT KIND OF GAME, ARE YOU PLAYING, WHAT DO YOU MEAN A PIMP?!
Lady: THIS IS- THIS IS A HOTEL SIR!
Pranker: Yeah I know.
Lady: WE DON'T DO BUSINESS LIKE THAT.
Pranker: No, I know but like-
Lady: YOU CALL THE POLICE, OKAY?
Pranker: no, no, no, but I-
Lady: OBVIOUSLY THEY NEED, YOU NEED HELP-
Pranker: I have- I have the PIMPY, you know, the pimpy send me.
Lady: [hang up] [explosion sound]
Pranker: [laughing] [phone ringing]
Lady: Hello, [censored], how may help you?
Pranker: Look, like is- is- my life is hard, okay, like I don't like- to do this stuff, you know-
Lady: SIR, WHAT-
Pranker: you know- but I- I'm just-
Lady: WHAT IS YOU TALKING ABOUT? THAT YOU- THAT YOU HAD?
Pranker: I know, but like look, ah- look I don't like to do this stuff, okay lady, I just have to-
Lady: you jerk is a- YOU ARE- [laughing] [hang up]
Pranker: What are you talking about? [laughing] [phone ringing]
Lady: Hello, [censored], how may help you? [laughing]
Pranker: Please, okay I'm just- I need to find Mr. Richard, honestly I'm gonna get in very big trouble, so is okay, if I just knock on a couple doors, something like that, because I'm gonna-
Lady: SIR, I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE ON YOU.
Pranker: [sighs] LADY.
Lady: OKAY, I'M GONNA-
Pranker: AHHH- PLEA-
Lady: CALL THE POLICE ON YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE VERY SICK
Pranker: no I- I'm just doing business, you know I'm HUSTLING you- you understand that I-
Lady: YOU HUSTLING?
Lady: AND THEN YOU HUSTLING, BOTHERING CUSTOMERS LIKE THAT.
Pranker: No I didn't mean-
Lady: I THINK YOU VERY SICK, YOU VERY SICK PERSON, YOU KNOW-
Pranker: NO, NO, NO, NO-
Lady: YOU KNOW- YOU DON'T HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO, YOU DON'T HAVE A WIFE?
Pranker: You- you don't I'm- I'm not-
Lady: YOU DON'T HAVE, YOU DON'T-
Pranker: I'm a- I'm a woman, you- you a**hole lady.
Lady: OKAY, I already have your phone number and I'm gonna give it to the police officer right now, OKAY?
Pranker: That's okay.
Lady: So you need to stop, calling over here.
Pranker: This is my-
Lady: This is the last time THAT YOU CALL. OKAY
Pranker: THIS IS MY PREPAID TELEPHONE, it's a prepaid phone, you know, it's okay if you want-
Lady: IT'S A PREPAID PHONE, OH- VERY FUNNY
Pranker: Yeah but like-
Lady: OH BUT- BUT LIKE-
Pranker: no I'm- I'm serious like I- I- you think I- you think I like to do this work? I'm- I'm working here like I have to-
Pranker: suck the d**k, all this bullcrap, you think I like that?
Lady: YOU KNOW WHAT?
Pranker: Yeah, what?
Lady: GO, F**K YOURSELF.
Pranker: OOOOH [laughing] [deep breathing] [speaking to audience]: You know what she like CHARGED UP, she like [inhales] GO FARK YOURSELF [laughing] [phone ringing]
Guy: Hello? [explosion sound]
Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Yeah, hello, is this the front desk?
Pranker: Uh yeah.
Guy: Who you are?
Pranker: Ahh, yeah, I'm staying here, right now for the day, there is a lady outside the-
Pranker: Ah um, I'm sorry?
Guy: What room you are?
Pranker: 106, ah- there is a lady-
Guy: One zero six can come to front desk, right now?
Pranker: Yeah, yeah, but I- I'm in my BOXER PANTY, I have to put-
Guy: Come to the front desk right now.
Pranker: yeah s- w- what's wrong? Why are you being so rude?
Guy: Because, I wanna- who- what room you are?
Pranker: Yeah, but I'm- uh- but I'm talking to you-
Guy: Can you use your room phone?
Guy: DIAL ZERO-
Pranker: Yeah I'm-
Guy: can use your room phone, dial zero-
Pranker: Yeah, I'm using it right now, what's wrong with you? Why- why are you being so rude to me?
Guy: What's wrong with you? What room you are?
Pranker: yeah but-
Guy: Just tell me what room you are, we gonna come to help you.
Pranker: one- one- 106. I TOLD, MOTHERYUCKER I TOLD YOU, ONE ZERO SIX, CAN YOU HEAR ME OR NOT?
Guy: If you- not 106.
Guy [speaking to someone in the background]: Baby, put one- one six.
Pranker: If I'm not 106 what?
Pranker: Yeah, hello.
Guy: Yeah the naked lady-
Lady: Yeah that's a him- yeah that's him- yeah that's him.
Guy: okay, use your phone, dial zero and then the police officer are gonna come to help you. Okay?
Pranker: I'm using the phone right now, there is a lady outside screaming Mr. Richard-
Guy: USE YOUR CELL PHONE DIAL ZERO the police officer, come to your room-
Pranker: MOTHER UGLY ONE TIME, you say cell phone one time you say room phone, make up your mind, like your confusing me and being so rude.
Guy: yeah just use your CELL PHONE, dial zero.
Pranker: Okay, please just get the prostitutes out of my- in front of my building please, please.
Guy: Yeah. Use your cellphone, dial zero, the police officer gonna be here to help you.
Pranker: Okay, please, bring two or three, because this lady is screaming outside saying MR. RICHARD mister, I don't know what it means over and over, I can't-
Guy: OKAY, CAN TELL ME YOUR NAME? CAN TELL ME YOUR NAME?
Pranker: yeah it's-
Guy: CAN SPELL YOUR NAME TO ME?
Pranker: YEAH, IT'S RAKESH.
Guy: Hold on, can you spell? Spell your name.
Pranker: It's Q0R-
Guy: QUR right?
Pranker: yeah, right.
Guy: QUR and a what?
Pranker: Yeah then, the- the 3T9.
Lady [speaking in the background]: WHAT DID HE SMOKE?
Guy: He said Qur something.
Lady: THERE'S NO QUR, HE'S SICK, HE SMOKED SOMETHING!
Guy: Sir, just a tell me uh-
Lady: FIRST HE SAID 103 THEN HE 108.
Guy: yeah, we're not 106, use your- use your- room phone, use this phone-
Pranker: I'm using it right now like I- look- look at the caller I.D don't you see it is the room phone? I don't get it.
Guy: Come to hallway right now.
Pranker: One zero s-
Guy: Come to the hallway.
Pranker: uh one zero six-
Guy: GET OFF FROM THE H- GET OUT OF YOUR- GET OFF YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW.
Pranker: LOOK, I HAVE TO PUT MY PANTS ON, I told you I just- I'm- I'm not- I'm not comfortable.
Guy: Okay, PUT YOUR PANTS ON and get off from the ROOM.
Pranker: Can- can- can you come here?
Guy: STAY ONE THE HALLWAY.
Pranker: Can- can you come to me?
Guy: YES, stay on the hallway, I'm gonna come to your room.
Pranker: Okay, okay, I'm gonna put on my BATHROBE, please, don't walk in yet because my- my hotdog is- is out, buk okay.
Guy: Okay, okay.
Pranker: Okay, okay alright just- just get- please get this lady out of here, she look dangerous, I don't know.
Guy: Okay, okay, just a come out stay on the hallway, okay? We'll be there-
Pranker: Yeah, yeah, I know, I'm gonna put my robe on but her TITTIES her titties are hanging out.
Guy: Put your pants on and come to the hallway.
Pranker: Okay, I have to put it on because if I don't this lady's outside, I don't know what she might do, but okay, alright.
Pranker: Okay, I'm coming [explosion sound] [laughing] [inhales] [speaking to audience]: I can't tell which one of them I like more the guy-
Pranker: or the lady with the "no boon boon!" [laughing]
Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Oh my God, the people working there are so crazy eh, but they are- hilarious, you know?
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: I know! It's insane! Should we call back for part 2?