Category: Prank calls
Characters: Tyrone, Buk Lau
Prank Victim: Car seller
Rage Level: Moderate
- “I'm offering you a free car and you're acting gay”
- “WHAT ARE YOU CHEWING OVER THERE DAWG? You having-, YOU HAVING A LATE NIGHT SNACK?”
- “YOU GONNA GET TO SMOOCH and embrace an American, it's like a once in a lifetime OPPORTUNITY.”
Body of content:
In this hilarious free car prank call, I rang a guy in Ireland who was giving away a Honda Civic - no strings attached! It seemed a little sketchy, and I wanted to see how much he'd pay me to take it off his hands. The listing had been up for two weeks, so I told him there was clearly something wrong with the car if he couldn’t get rid of it for free in that time.
He was NOT happy with my reasoning and told off both Tyrone and Buk Lau! Would you like to see more prank calls to Ireland? Where should I call next? Let me know what you’d like to see in the comments below!
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Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: HEY YO, what's going on man? How's it going?
Pranker: UH YEAH, y-, you got that H-, you got that HONDA CIVIC? Still available?
Guy: No, it's gone.
Pranker: How long it is gone for?
Guy: Since today.
Pranker: Why the post still up then, DUMBASS?
Guy: [passing phone around]
Pranker: YEAH, I saw your advertisement about the uh, THE HONDA CIVIC?
Guy2: The Honda Civic!
Guy2: No, we still have it!
Pranker: Alright, so, uh, you trying to get rid of it, right?
Guy2: Eh, well there's a lot of work to be done with it.
Pranker: Alright, well, tell me about it my DAWG.
Guy2: Like it, just like it needs the electric fixed, and the heater too.
Pranker: Okay, but does it start and run, or no?
Guy2: Yeah, it starts, it rides and all, like what, tax, insurance and NTP.
Pranker: Okay, alright, well if you, uh, if you hit me with like $200, I'll take it off your hands.
Guy2: Look, I don't really want much money for it.
Pranker: No, I'm saying, if you pay ME $200, I'll take it off your hands.
Guy2: If I pay you $200?
Guy2: Are you FARKING DELUDED?!
Pranker: WHAT, UH BUT I-, YOU HAD THIS AD UP FOR A LONG ASS TIME! SO OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVING TROUBLE GETTING RID OF IT.
Pranker: DAWG, SO I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT.
Pranker: Okay, well man-, I'M TELLING YOU, if you give me like ONE OR TWO HUNDRED, I'LL TAKE IT OFF YOUR HANDS-
Pranker: YOU DON'T GOTTA THINK ABOUT IT NO MORE, you don't gotta wake up every day and look at it.
Guy2L Why would I give you 100 Euro?
Pranker: BECAUSE is-, it's gathering dust over there and it's taking PRECIOUS REAL ESTATE on your PROPERTY.
Guy2: Are you CRAZY?!
Pranker: WHAT-, no, ARE YOU CRAZY?!
Guy2: NO, I'M NOT CRAZY, I'm the one-
Pranker: YOU SOUND PRETTY F-
Guy2: that's offering a free car.
Pranker: YEAH, THAT SOUNDS PRET-
Guy2: And are you saying I have to pay you to take it?
Pranker: GIVING AWAY A FREE CAR SOUNDS PRETTY GOD DAMN CRAZY, so I'm saying IF YOU WANNA PAY ME TO TAKE IT OFF YOUR HANDS, I can do that!
Guy2: Why would I do that though?
Pranker: BECAUSE, YOU'VE HAD THE AD UP FOR A WHILE, it's been like TWO AND A HALF WEEKS.
Guy2: I KNOW IT'S BEEN TWO AND A HALF WEEKS, I'VE BEEN AWAY FOR A WEEK and a half.
Pranker: Oh w-
Guy2: So people couldn't get in contact.
Pranker: ALRIGHT, SO YOU HAD A WHOLE WEEK WHEN NOBODY TOOK A FREE CAR, SO IT AIN'T GONNA GO NO WHERE MAN-
Pranker: I'm trying to take it off your hands.
Guy2: YEAH, you can have it.
Pranker: OKAY! So yo-, you-, you wanna do like a check? Or you gonna pay CASH?
Guy2: No, I don't wanna give you cash.
Pranker: Okay, can you at least fix the heater then, DAWG?!
Guy2: Can I fix the heater?
Guy2: And give it to you for free?
Pranker: UH, YEAH, I'll-, I'll-, I'll take it for free then.
Guy2: [chewing sound]
Pranker: WHAT ARE YOU CHEWING OVER THERE DAWG? You having-, YOU HAVING A LATE NIGHT SNACK?
Guy2: Yeah, a late night snack.
Pranker: What you snacking on?
Guy2: Eh, something that doesn't concern you.
Pranker: Well, can I get some of that too when I come get the car? Eh, SHARING IS CARING MY BROTHER.
Guy2: Yeah, I will give you something when you wanna come and take the car.
Pranker: What you gonna give me?
Guy2: A DIG IN THE FACE.
Pranker: WHOA, COME ON NOW DAWG, WHY YOU GON-, WHY YOU GONNA GET ALL HOSTILE WITH ME MAN?
Pranker: I WANNA TAKE YOU OUT FOR A BEER or something afterwards.
Guy2: Take me out for a beer?
Pranker: YEAH, YOUR TREAT.
Guy2: Do you just want the car?
Pranker: [lip smack], YEAH.
Guy2: You gonna come and collect it?
Pranker: BUT YEAH, are-, ARE YOU GONNA PUNCH ME IN THE FACE STILL?!
Pranker: Alright, well, can I at least get like a hug before we can do anything to make sure that we cool?
Guy2: Can we at least get a what?
Pranker: Li-, like-, LIKE A HUG, like, can we EMBRACE?
Guy2: Well, that wouldn't be a problem.
Pranker: Alright, so you are cool with that, right?
Guy2: I'm cool with that.
Pranker: What about like a-, like-, like-, what about I'm saying like MAXIMUM ABSOLUTE like PUSHING IT-
Pranker: can I give you A LITTLE SMOOCH on the cheek, to make sure that we cool and stuff?
Guy2: JESUS, you're weird.
Pranker: What, NO MAN, I'M JUST SAYING LIKE A LITTLE PECK! NOTHING TOO CRAZY!
Guy2: I'm offering you A FREE CAR and you're ACTING GAY.
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Pranker: It's all LOVE DAWG! It's no homo! It's just-, I'm-, it's called, it's brothaly LOVE, you know what I'm saying?
Guy2: You want the car, yes or no?
Pranker: YEAH, I WANT THE CAR, plus an embrace, and maybe like a little SMOOCHIE SMOOCHIE on the side.
Guy2: JESUS CHRIST.
Pranker: WELL, YOU CAN'T PAY ME, RIGHT? SO I'M TRYING TO GET OTHER METHODS OF PAYMENT DAWG!
Guy2: Why would I have to pay you to take my car?
Pranker: YEAH, look man, I-, I'm-, I'M FROM Los Estados Unidos, I'M FROM AMERICA, right? I said, THAT'S HOW THEY DO IT OVER HERE.
Guy2: Yeah, well mate, you're not in America now.
Pranker: YEAH, BUT I MEAN, YEAH, but I mean, but isn't AMERICA SUPERIOR?
Guy2: No, it's not America.
Pranker: Alright, DAWG, I'M A LET YOU, YOU GONNA GET TO SMOOCH and embrace an American, it's like a once in a lifetime OPPORTUNITY.
Pranker: A BLACK American too!
Guy2: You're a weirdo.
Pranker: Alright dawg, so, [laughing] [speaking to audience]: I can't believe he got that long.
Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Duh, hello?
Guy2: How you doing?
Pranker: Uh, duh, yeah, I see your advertisement for the uh, the car, right? On the Internet?
Pranker: Duh, yeah, do you still have it available?
Pranker: Alright, and the, uh, what is the goo-, uh, when can you bring it to me?
Guy2: No, you have to come and get.
Pranker: Oh I, I have to come there?
Guy2: Yeah, I'm giving to you for free.
Pranker: Oh, YES I KNOW! But uh, okay, but uh, but I want to take off your hand, you know?
Pranker: It-, it look like you have it for a LONG time!
Guy2: [lip smack], fark off.
Pranker: Eh, HELLO? [laughing] [speaking to audience]: "Fark off".
Pranker: Hello? Uh, I believe telephone got disconnected.
Pranker: Uh, I-, I-, I call you right now, but uh, the-, the telephone got disconnected.
Guy2: Do you want the car?
Pranker: Duh yeah! I would love the car, please!
Guy2: Yes, meet me somewhere.
Pranker: OKAY! Uh, where do you want to meet?
Guy2: Uh, do you know where Dung Tree Flats is?
Pranker: I can look it up, right, I can do it!
Pranker: Okay. And, ju-, ju-, just to be sure, how much are you gonna pay me to take the car of you?
Pranker: But, NOTHING?
Pranker: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOTHING?
Guy2: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Why-, why would I pay you for the car?
Pranker: BECAUSE you have the advertisement here for like TWO WEEK OR SOMETHING AND NOBODY COME GET IT!
Pranker: And it gathering DUST THERE AND YOU WANT TO GET RID OF IT, RIGHT?
Guy2: I DON'T GIVE A FARK.
Pranker: Okay, look, I will come, I meet you, you give me like the 100 Euro, WE DO IT.
Guy2: No, look, alright, you listen to me.
Pranker: I listen.
Guy2: I give you the car-
Guy2: I give you the car-
Guy2: I give you 10 Euro-
Guy2: AND WE FARK!
Pranker: EH, WHAT?
[laughter in background]
Pranker: HELLO? [laughing] [speaking to audience]: He hung up!