Category: Prank calls
Characters: Tyrone, Russell
Prank Victim: Kijiji user
Rage Level: Mellow
- “I saw your advertisement on ‘Kuh-jai-jai’...”
- “You don’t have to say ‘soory’, just say ‘sorry’...”
- “I had to call you from Tupac’s Motorola phone man.”
Body of content:
This Canadian guy was looking to trade or sell an iPhone 7 on Kijiji, which is similar to Craigslist. Check out how he reacts when I offer to trade him some older phones that were supposedly owned by celebrities! He doesn’t seem interested in the celebrity factor, but gets a huge laugh out of Tyrone’s antics. What did you think of this prank call? Let me know in the comments!
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Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Uh yeah, hey, what's up man? I saw your advertisement on, uh- K- Kijiji.
Guy: On Kajat? For what?
Pranker: Uh, f- for the iPhone, you had a iPhone?
Guy: Yeah I do, yup.
Pranker: Okay, excellent! So yeah, man, I- I would love to trade you for that.
Guy: Oh yeah? What do you got to trade?
Pranker: I- I do have i- it's a pretty good condition uh, iPhone 4? Uh, it's a 4s.
Pranker: But h- h- h- hold on I- I know it may seem like all that, uh, you know, when I first mention it-
Pranker: but- what's real important is, it was actually Drake's phone, and he used it in a couple of his music videos.
Guy: OH, it was Drake's phone?
Pranker: Yeah, yeah, so- so Drake owned it, you know I'm saying, are- are you familiar with him?
Guy: Yeah, no man, I'm kind of looking for cash.
Pranker: But I- I also do have, I have- do you know Tupac?
Guy: What about Tupac?
Pranker: But I- I do have his 1995 Motorola Phone and uh- i- it was actually the phone he was carrying when he got shot unfortunately.
Guy: [laughing] I don't know, you- like I'm- only reason I'm still on the phone with you, is because you're entertaining me right now.
Guy: Biggest load of bullcrap I ever heard in my life.
Pranker: I'll- I'll give you Tupac's phone AND- AND Drake's phone, yo- that's like a HIP HOP like sensation right there man, that's- that-
Pranker: crap would go to the museum, you know I'm saying?
Guy: [laughing] Why don't you put it in a FARKING MUSEUM then?
Pranker: Because man, I- I- I- I like you, I think you a good dude, and I wanna give you this opportunity FIRST, you know I'm saying?
Pranker: Because it just sits there in a museum, ain't nobody gonna use it man, you might be the next BIG THANG.
Guy: Six hundred cash, when you get it call me back, if not, don't waste my time, thanks bye. [hang up]
Pranker: Okay, Tupac's phone, Drake's- [laughing] [speaking to audience]: Dude, I was struggling to say that Tupac line, I wanted to laugh so hard. [phone ringing]
Pranker: Hey look- hey look- you- you drive a HARD BARGAIN, so I kind of went back on the DRAWING BOARD, I- I called up my cousin-
Pranker: to see what we could do here, and uh, but- but my cousin actually knows Drake's barber, and he has his last T-Blade from his haircuts? So he can get all them-
Pranker: shape-ups and stuff like that?
Guy: What the fark?
Pranker: So I- I wanted to get you the two phones AND the T-blade.
Guy: This is the most RETARTED phone call I've ever gotten in my life.
Pranker: Yo- yo, but- but come on man like tha- tha- that's like, you know, th- that's not socially correct no more man, you can't be using the "r" word, so like, you know-
Pranker: wuh- one of my BROTHERS has that, so like, you gotta relax dawg, can you apologize about what you said real quick?
Guy: No, not a chance in heck, don't call my farking phone no more you farking goof.
Pranker: DAWG, COME ON, HOW YOU GONNA SAY THE "R" WORD LIKE THAT- [laughing]
Guy: Listen man, STOP CALLING MY FARKING PHONE, alright? Jokes over.
Pranker: No, I- I- I feel you man, but like, ho- honestly I- I got offended by what you said-
Guy: LOUD AND CLEAR, STOP CALLING MY FARKING PHONE.
Pranker: No, I- I get- if you just SAY SORRY real- if you just say sorry real quick about the whole "r" word.
Guy: I'M NOT SAYING SORRY TO YOU YOU FARKING CRACKHEAD, DON'T CALL MY PH-
Pranker: LISTEN DAWG, I didn't- you have to say soorry just say sorry, man. [laughing] [speaking to audience]: You farking crackhead.
Pranker: Ho- honestly man, that- that was rude, alright? Like y- you kind of- you kind of being disrespectful.
Lady: DUDE, DO ME A FAVOR, PLEASE.
Pranker: PLEASE just say SORRY man, like real quick.
Guy: YOU'RE GONNA SET ME OFF HERE AN- you're gonna put me into the really BAD MOOD.
Pranker: D- dawg.
Guy: Having a pretty good day so far-
Pranker: L- listen, I'm having- I'm having a good day too a- and you DISRESPECTED ME-
Guy: JUST STOP CALLING MY FARKING PHONE THEN, PLEASE STOP CALLING MY PHONE BRO.
Pranker: YOU DISRESPECTED me and my brother man, you- you DISRESPECTED US-
Guy: I DON'T GIVE A FARK ABOUT YOU OR YOUR STUPID FARKING BROTHER.
Pranker: Just- listen dawg- just say sorry real quick like- it's- it's not that big of a deal man, stop b-
Guy: I'M NOT SAYING CRAP TO YOU-
Pranker: MAN TAKE THE GODDAMN STICK OUT OF YOUR ASS-
Guy: don't call my phone.
Pranker: TAKE THE MOTHERFARKING STICK OUT OF YOUR ASS dawg, why you being a little bitch?
Guy: [hang up]
Pranker: Just farking- [laughing] [phone ringing]
Pranker: Yeah man, I had to call you from Tupac's Motorola Phone man like, I- I just really just want you to say sorry-
Pranker: right quick, and that's all, if you could just-
Guy: NO! It's never gonna happen.
Pranker: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST MAN UP AND SAY SORRY MAN?
Guy: Never in a MILLION YEARS will that ever happen.
Pranker: Why you gotta be so HARD HEADED man, like I just don't get it man. Like- like you- you are kind of being a little bitch.
Guy: No man.
Pranker: With all due respect, you are being a little bitch, so like just-
Guy: Aww bro, you gotta cancel that crap quick man, real quick.
Guy: That's really starting to piss me off, don't say stupid crap to me like that on the phone please.
Pranker: B- what you said about my brother well it pissed me off. [laughing] [phone ringing]
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Uh yeah, hi, I was calling about the iPhone on Craigslist? On Kijiji rather, sorry.
Pranker: What is the condition of it? It didn't really mention in the ad.
Guy: It's only a month old I just, uh- I just signed a new contract for uh Telus phone, I got the iPhone 6s and then-
Guy: a- like two weeks later, I BOUGHT OUT uh iPhone 7 plus, so like it's in a MINT CONDITION.
Pranker: Oh got you, no well I- I was talking about the iPhone 5 you had up?
Guy: I don't have an iPhone 5 for sale.
Pranker: Huh? Uhm, well I'm- I'm looking at the ad right now it says BLACK 32 gb iPhone 5 and then- it mentions something about-
Pranker: I- I guess DRAKE used to own the phone?
Guy: Oh man, somebody's- somebody's gotta have my phone number posted on or something, I think that's, I gotta phone call from these-
Guy: idiots looking for- to buy my phone the other day and uh- it's- they've must of posted my phone number on something that's not me.
Guy: I don't have an iPhone 5 for sale.
Pranker: Oh crap.
Guy: It might be one of these guys, I'm not sure if you have- if you have one of these guys, then don't call my farking phone anymore bro.
Guy: IF NOT THEN NO, it ain't my phone for sale, alright?
Pranker: Wait, so- sor- sorry I was just- I was just a little confused, uh, yeah, h- hello? [laughing] [speaking to audience]: He doesn't know what to think dude. We go again.
Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Yeah, hi, uh, I was calling about your advertisement on the Kijiji?
Pranker: Yeah, do you still have the iTelephone available?
Pranker: Okay, great! Uh, if you don't mind me asking, how- how did you even get that? Like- how did you even come across som- something like that?
Guy: What do you mean how did I come across it? I own it, I'm talking you on it right now.
Pranker: OH, no but- I'm say- if it was me man, I would put it in a box or something like that, it's probably worth a lot of money, you understand?
Pranker: You- you are talking about the Drake phone, right?
Guy: The what?
Pranker: Uh duh- the phone here says that uh- used to be owned by Drake, right?
Guy: By brick?
Pranker: NO! By Drake, duh- duh singer! The guy who says like a uh- he has that song out right now- it- with Future, "Used To This"? [Buk Lau raps Drake]
Guy: [hang up]
Pranker: Uh, he- he- hello? [laughing]