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Asian Makeup Artist Prank Call - Our Funniest Prank Videos

Oct 2, 2016 655.3K views 0 comments

Category: Prank calls, Craigslist and Backpage Pranks
Format: Subtitled
Characters: Buk Lau
Prank Victim: Makeup Artist
Rage Level: Mellow

Annoyed makeup artist in the funniest prank videos!

Best quotes: 

  • “Perfect! Make me look like I got my ass beat”
  • “LISTEN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE DR. PHIL, you know, like there's not a moral obligation, right?”
  • “In my country to say like a good day, have a nice evening, we say Halum YAY MOE YAAAAAAAAAE!”

Body of content:

I found an ad for a makeup artist who specializes in special effects makeup and called her up as Buk Lau with a VERY special request! She got super uncomfortable when she realized her makeup work was part of a bigger, manipulative plot against Buk Lau’s girlfriend! Should I do another prank on a makeup artist? Let me know in the comments below. Don’t forget to subscribe for the funniest prank videos on YouTube!

 

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Transcript

[phone ringing]

Lady: Hello?

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau] Uh yeah, hello, I'm calling about the advertisement, you know, about the makeup.

Lady: Okay.

Pranker: The people I am working with nowadays in my office, they don't really respect me too much, I think-

Pranker: it's because I have like a baby-face or something like that. So I wondering if you can give me-

Pranker: like a- just do like a contour on my muscles so I look like a buff- you know, a buff motherfarka, you know-

Pranker: like they need to get down like let's do this [beatboxing] beat your ass, y- you know?

Lady: I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GOT MY NUMBER FROM, but if you got it from my website, you can see that my-

Lady: makeup specialises in special effects.

Pranker: Perfect! Make me look like I got my ass beat, then I can walk in like, you know, very straight be like-

Pranker: Yeah, yeah, I got in a fight last night, this a**hole guy try to fark with me and then I- you know-

Pranker: I beat him, you know, BOOM, right in the face, you know?

Lady: If you would like, we can meet somewhere and we can do a sit down and talk about, what you specifically you're looking for?

Pranker: Honestly, I have one other idea since you are like the special effect lady [inhales], I honestly, you know-

Pranker: for a while now, my girlfriend, you know, she want to get married, she- she putting a lot of pressure on me and I-

Pranker: don't know how to get out, I'm- I'm really bad at break up, you know, so like I- I don't know how to tell her-

Lady: Okay, I'M GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE, because it-

Pranker: S- NO, NO, NO, BUT HOLD ON WAIT-

Lady: sounds like-

Pranker: WAIT, wait, I'm not done yet, hear me out.

Lady: IF YOU'RE TRYING TO USE ME as makeup, artist to get you out of your- out of the pressure of your girlfriend trying to-

Lady: convince you to get married, I think that's something, you need to, work on communication with her, as opposed to-

Pranker: Ah- All I want you to do as the special effect makeup artist, is maybe that, you know, you can do like a special makeup-

Pranker: on my Tootsie Roll that I look like I have a wart or something like that, right, so that I can show her and be like-

Pranker: OH CRAP, look at this growing here like a, you have to break up with me, oh-

Lady: M- uh, no, I'm sorry uh, I am uncomfortable with working with- uh- for these reasons.

Pranker: A LOOK AT HE- LISTEN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE DR. PHIL, you know, like there's not a moral obligation, right, you can-

Lady: You- PART OF MY JOB IS MORAL- MORAL OBLIGATION, THE SECOND HALF OF MY JOB IS CLIENT- um satisfaction and the final part of my job-

Lady: is staying withing the legal and responsible guidelines, so if I do-

Pranker: Yeah, yeah, of course-

Lady: something like this, there's actually-

Pranker: it's very-

Lady: LEGAL REPERCUSSIONS that will land on my shoulders-

Pranker: Okay, but first, can you explain to me-

Lady: and I am not comfortable-

Pranker: I get it- I get it-

Lady: working.

Pranker: I get it, but, what kind of legal- anything, you know, I'm asking you to do a special effect.

Lady: Sir-

Pranker: makeup for me, you know?

Lady: sir-

Pranker: I- I actually I don't-

Lady: you have my answer-

Pranker: I-

Lady: I AM NOT COMFORTABLE WORKING-

Pranker: look-

Lady: UNDER- uh, FOR THESE REASONS OR UNDER THESE CIRCUMSTANCES.

Pranker: I actually identify as a woman, so if you can call me ma'am, I would appreciate it, yeah.

Lady: Okay ma'am, in that case ma'am but I am still not comfortable.

Pranker: But just help- HELP A BROTHER OUT, I MEAN HELP A SISTER OUT, THIS D- how much money can I-

Pranker: give you to take away your moral obligation, you know, money is not- an o-

Lady: ZERO DOLLARS, BECAUSE YOU CANNOT TAKE AWAY MY MORAL OBLIGATIONS.

Pranker: IS IT BECAUSE I AM THE ASIAN PERSON?

Lady: PLEASE DON'T PLAY THE RACE CARD, THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.

Pranker: YES, IT'S BECAUSE I'M ASIAN, ISN'T IT?

Lady: Alright.

Pranker: I just really don't understand how there would be legal anything if you just- you know-

Pranker: put a wart on my penis I don't get it, str-

Lady: THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT I'VE HEARD THE WORD PENIS, SO.

Pranker: OH, CRAP.

Lady: Alright.

Pranker: OH YOU'RE SORRY, I SAY THE TOOTSIE ROLL, I SAY THE TOOTSIE ROLL, YOU KNOW, I- I SORRY, IT'S LIKE A-

Pranker: METAPH- you know, different word.

Lady: My apologies, I did not understand the different word.

Pranker: Oh, you got, okay, okay, well see, you sound very angry now, you know, I do- I want to- I don't want to-

Lady: No-

Pranker: I run b-

Lady: I'm not angry, I'm just firm in my decision.

Pranker: yeah-

Lady: I'm sure there are, um, other makeup artists-

Pranker: Can you give me the referal-

Lady: and you're more than-

Pranker: can you give me the referem- uh- the referation? Please?

Lady: Um, are you on Facebook?

Pranker: Uh, one- I don't have a- a face- no, sorry. Do you still have a MySpace account? I have one of those.

Lady: I have been away from MySpace for well over a decade.

Pranker: But last thing, you know, in case you want to help me out, I would happily put you as my top two, you know, like a-

Pranker: I have no problem with that, yeah.

Lady: I appreciate it, thank you.

Pranker: In my country to say like a good day, have a nice evening, we say Halum YAY LULUAYE, just say Halum yeh moe yeh-

Pranker: and then we can be on our ways, you know? We can both have a good day.

Lady: *Pf*, I will not be able to get my tongue around that.

Pranker: We- but what can you get your tongue around? If you know what I'm saying? HAH.

Pranker: I kidding, I joking, uh, you know, uh-

Lady: THAT WAS KIND OF CROSSING THE LINE, just to let you know.

Pranker: NO, NO, but g- come on, it- it's like a- you- you set it up so perfectly, you know, [giggles], you can-

Lady: Yes, but it was still inappropriate.

Pranker: Okay, okay, let's just close this, okay, just say Halum yeh moe yeh and then we-

Lady: [hang up]

Pranker: [laughing] [speaking to audience]: That was too much.

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