While there is a time for witty jokes and sarcastic jabs, there is also a time for crass and crude humor. Think about locker room talk and drunk conversations in bars. No one can say they haven't had a good laugh or two with their NSFW jokes. If you're tired of PG-rated jokes - up the ante with these NSFW gems.
So What Does NSFW Mean?
NSFW stands for Not Safe For Work. It's a label given to anything that you wouldn't want people to see over your shoulder. If you mute the video, dim the screen and look both ways before you watch - it is probably NSFW.
While NSFW is often associated with sex, it is not exclusive to that. Anything that requires a tad bit more viewer discretion can still get the label. Is it gross? Gory? Is there genitalia on-display? Yep, you guessed it - NSFW.
Now that we have that all cleared up, here are some of our top NSFW picks!
Top 10 NSFW Pranks
Since NSFW covers such a wide range, we hand-picked select pranks that suit different categories. Check out the list below and find the next NSFW prank you can pull on your friends and family!
Gory and Gross
Let's start off easy with gross and gory pranks. If your target has a sensitive stomach - you definitely have to try these out.
Slipped In The Tub
Pretend you slipped and fell in the bathroom. All you need for this prank is a bit of fake blood (food coloring is fine, too) and a sound clip of someone falling. Get yourself wet and strategically pour the blood on your head. Once you are satisfied with the look, add a little bit of blood on the floor and play the sound clip. Scream and wait for people to come rushing in.
Shark Week
Here is another blood and bathroom combo, though only girls can pull it off. Add a bit, okay, maybe a lot, of food coloring in your bathwater, then soak in the tub. Conveniently forget your towel or cellphone and ask your target to bring it inside. Once they ask about the red water, say you're on your period.
That goes to say it's best if your target is someone you feel comfortable around but not too knowledgeable about periods.
Pass The Poop
Oh! Damn, the bathroom is out of toilet paper. Ask your target if they can get some from the supply closet. Once they open the bathroom door to hand it to you, wipe a bit of "poop" on their hand. Screams are guaranteed.
People often use Nutella or other chocolate spreads for this prank, but peanut butter is good too. Bust out your Skippy or Peter Pan peanut butter for a more I-have-an-upset-stomach- poop. You could also make a mixture of both. Get creative.
There are many iterations of this prank in YouTube and TikTok videos, so make sure they haven't watched a similar prank video before.
Special Lunch
If you are in charge of packing your target's lunch - this is one for the books. Make a sweet potato mash with a little bit of peanut butter for color. Mold it into a poop heap and fill the container with it. You could also add a few corn kernels for dramatic effect. When they open their lunch at school or work, they are in for a surprise.
4:20 Shenanigans
If you are in one of the 36 states that legalized weed, try out these pranks!
Sharing Is Caring
Call a friend over and say you have something really special in-store. Hand them the bag of clumped green tea leaves and grass and ask them what they think. The weed connoisseur will spot the prank a mile away, but the newbies won't.
Weed Brownies
Now, this is something straight out of EuroTrip (2004). Scotty and Jenny gorge themselves with brownies in Amsterdam, thinking they had pot. They were trippy AF, only for the employee to tell them that they are good, old-fashioned brownies. Now isn't that embarrassing?
Bake a batch of brownies and call them edibles. Have a couple of friends over to try them. Be sure to hype it up too, but you know there is nothing in them. Video them and see if the placebo works.
Hook, Line, And Sinker
Discreetly take your target's phone and switch your contact name with their mom's. While you have their phone, replicate the last conversation they had. Your messages look exactly like their mom's. When the time is right, blast their inbox about the weed in their room.
For this text prank to go well, you need to meet certain conditions:
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Their mom should not know they smoke weed. Bonus points if their parents are super conservative - it makes the threat real.
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They should smoke weed.
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They should have a stash in their bedroom.
As long as you have these 3 conditions - it is a very realistic prank.
Down Right Dirty
It wouldn't be an NSFW list without having something more risque. If you want to get back at your boyfriend, girlfriend, ex, or roommate - here are our top picks for sex-related pranks!
Special Delivery
You may have seen this in our other prank list - but it's just so solid. Have a box filled with suggestive gifts. It can be sex toys like anal beads, dildos, gags, or kinky clothes like lingerie, sexy costumes, or a fursuit (not going to explain that one). Have it delivered to them and see their reaction.
It might be on the pricier side of things, but wouldn't it be great if they thought it was a Christmas or birthday present and opened it in front of the family? It doesn't matter if the recipient is a boy or a girl - people know. The side-comments are sure to be interesting.
Phone Sex Line
Let's switch it up a bit with an NSFW prank phone call. Call your target and start it off hot. Make a fake phone sex business name and have a script ready. The first half of the prank call is to get a reaction. If they stay awhile, you can go further. In the middle of business, ask about their fantasies and fetishes once they spill their guts - sike. It was a prank call all along.
Note: If you want to keep the friendship, this stays within the group. We don't kink-shame on this site.
If you need any help creating the perfect NSFW prank call, Ownage Pranks is here to help. Request a prank call, and we can make it happen for you!
Sex Toy To Go
While no one is making trips anytime soon this 2021 - this is a good prank to have in your back pocket. If you are traveling with your target on a plane, take the biggest dildo you can find and tape it to a massive water bottle. During security checks with the TSA, they have to get rid of liquids exceeding 100 ml. Once the agent pulls them aside and asks them to bring it out - they have to take the dildo as well. Best believe the TSA agents will be talking about it for weeks.
Porn On Repeat
This prank has been the source of embarrassment for many teenage boys and Matthew Perry. While they watch porn in their bedrooms, the signal goes to the wrong speaker, and you have porn blasting throughout the house.
What if we did this on purpose?
Connect your phone to your roommate or neighbor's Bluetooth speakers. Once you are paired with the device, bring out the porn. With all the moans and groans, you are sure to get them blushing!
That's it! Now you know our top 10 rated 18+ pranks. Use them at your own risk. If you tried any of the pranks here - comment your favorites below! You can also tag us on social media sites like Facebook, Instagram, and Youtube!
Happy Pranking!
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