Pranking 101: Break Up Prank Text
Are things not working out between you and your SO anymore? Did you catch them cheating on you with another person? Do you not see yourself spending the rest of your life with them anymore? Or maybe you just want to have a fun time (and possibly make them hate you for the rest of the day?) with them? Howdy, prankster, you’ve come to the right place because we are going to give you our top break up prank text ideas you can send to your significant other to either make (*crosses-fingers*) or break their day.
A break up prank text may or may not be just a playful joke, well, that depends on the situation. Just like any other prank idea that you have executed or are planning to pull off, you have to check whether or not your partner is in a pranking mood. Just like what we always say here at Ownage Pranks, a good prankster is considerate. They know when is the right time and where is the right place to make the playful, harmless prank idea they have in mind. Why are we telling you this? Well, first, you wouldn’t want your boyfriend or girlfriend to make a scene at the mall, would you? Second, worst case scenario: your significant other really buys your joke and ends up really breaking up with you! Ouch.
Note: Before we present you our top break up prank text ideas, we hope you understand that our break up prank text script will sound really felt at heart to the point that it will feel like the real stuff (because we want your prank to be successful). Take note that this should only be applicable when composing a good break up prank text idea, not when REALLY, really breaking up with your significant other. Grow some balls and stop being a coward if you really plan on breaking up with them because they at least deserve the respect of a face-to-face conversation!
Most heartbreaking break up letter
For the romantic pranksters out there, we have here the most heartbreaking break up prank letter you can send either via snail or electronic mail if you want to go big, or if you really are just that kind of romantic SO. Trust us, this is going to pierce right through the heart.
“Your love drugged me”
Dear forever who I forced to run away from me.
I've been thinking a lot about how things ended up the way they did. I am so sorry. I have so many unanswered questions and so many unspoken and unexpressed emotions. I understand why we couldn’t talk about why it was over. I was a disaster. It's funny the moment we met something in my gut told me everything has changed and it’s true everything did. I never told you this but I was planning on proposing not just sending a ring but the old fashion way I couldn’t wait to do it. I was going to tell you you were right. I never felt love growing up, and it took me far too long to realize you were what I spent my entire life searching for. I should’ve held on tighter to you when I could. Love was a new thing in my life and unfortunately I didn’t know how to show it. Truth is at the time I didn’t love myself. Even when we ended I chose to allow you to believe something was made because I felt like anything would’ve been better than me. I met you at the wrong time and that crushes me. I feel like I’m only half of something at all times, the longer I spend without you the more empty I feel. I miss looking into your eyes and feeling an overwhelming ease. I loved every ounce of you, you made me laugh, dream, better myself, and you gave my life meaning.
I repaid my gratitude by telling you lies and I’m so sorry for that. Those lies even caused you to believe I was unfaithful and truth be told I’m still unable to move on and be with anyone else. I know what I’ve lost and I can’t face it. Now for some honesty the pain of this loss has changed me and if by some miracle you ever came back to me I don’t know if it would work. I'm a completely different person, I know who I am now. Losing you truly motivated me to work on myself, in all aspects. Lately it seems I’ve hit a wall though, I can’t find the motivation to get up and continue all I was doing. It started by realizing not everything was my fault, and a lot of the things I believed I had done were actually the other way around. My mind was spinning for a week nonstop and it was exhausting. It happened almost immediately after I forgave myself for those things. I felt like a moron who had not only been gassed but convinced he was the one gassing.
However I did do some of my treatments to become healthy unfortunately that means I will be sober until the day I die. It drugged me into a dry spell that I’m unsure if I’ll be able to climb out of but I do hope you are happy. Hopefully things are working out with your new forever. You deserve to be happy and I’m proud of you, always was and always will be. All is forgiven. I still have nothing but love for you and you deserve to have the whole world. I wouldn’t change a day where I could’ve been in your presence you saved my worthless life
-signed the one who views you as the love of his life forever and always
Prank calls if prank texts aren’t your thing
We understand that prank texts might get a reaction delay since it will take time for your SO to respond or be able to take your break up prank text at heart. If you are an impatient person and want the prank response right away, we suggest you use our prank call app or spoof call app!
You can never go wrong with a classic prank call. Ownage Pranks’ prank calling app lets you prank call your partner anonymously. What makes it a good prank idea is because we have a speech recognition technology with silence detection, real time analysis, and AI response that works to make it seem like your prank victim is talking to a live person! Let all this translate into action right now and try doing your next break up prank text idea with this!
Oh, in case we forget, we have done an incredibly hilarious Angry High School Breakup Prank Call. You might want to get some tips from the expert prankster we have there!
We have an incredible idea: what if you want to make it seem like a friend is calling to inform your SO that you are done with them? Ownage Pranks has a spoof calling app that keeps your personal details private when calling and texting. You can use an alternate number to make it seem like a friend is informing your partner that they may have seen you getting touchy with another person. Don’t worry, all your personal details will stay safe and secure with us. Go ahead, try our spoof calling app right now!
7 Break Up Prank Text You Can Copy and Paste
If you are incredibly bored right now and you want to fool your partner into thinking that you are already ending things with them, fret not because we have here 7 break up prank texts you can copy, paste, and send to your SO right now.
I wanted to love, and I honestly was trying my best to love you like you love me. But I just can’t lie to myself anymore. We can’t be together, it just doesn’t seem right. You are a wonderful person, and I know you will eventually find someone who will be just right for you.
They say that, in a breakup, it is never only one person’s fault. And especially in our case, we are both to blame. Even though we tried our best, we just couldn’t make it work. This is why I think it is better for us to end here on a peaceful note, while we still can. I’m sorry, but this is goodbye.
I don’t know if this is for the best, but I feel this relationship asphyxiating. This is why I want to end this. It’s not you, it’s me, but I feel like I cannot deal with all this stress anymore. I’m sorry, but goodbye.
When you kiss me, I feel like I don’t want to kiss you back. When you hug me, I can’t wrap my arms around you with the same tenderness that you have for me. When you say you love me, it’s so hard for me to say I love you too. I’m sorry, but I’m not the one you need.
I haven’t been in touch because I think that continuing this relationship isn’t going to do either of us any good as, in my eyes, it has no future. I think it’s time to call it a day.
I’m sorry I couldn’t break up with you face-to-face. I just think that if I did, I would get all emotional and wouldn’t be able to say this to you. I don’t consider our relationship a failure, but it was definitely not a success. This is why it’s better for us to end this now, while we still have the chance to do it peacefully. Goodbye.
Our first date, the first time we kissed, every single message that you sent to me, I‘m keeping in my heart. And every single word that you’ve said to me, touches my soul. Although we cannot be together, you will always be a special person to me.
And that was it for Ownage Pranks’ Pranking 101: Break Up Prank Texts! Have you tried sending these texts to your partner already? How did it go? We would love to hear how it went. Talk to us here.