Category: Relationship prank
Characters: Tyrone, Russell
Prank Victim: Ex-boyfriend
Rage Level: Moderate
- “You can go tell her, when you’re screwing her and giving her EBOLA, that I do not GIVE A DAAYYYUMM.”
- “Listen, I don’t have a small d***, I looked online, its…. pretty average…”
- “Listen here and listen well, TYRONE B****.....FOR BALLS!”
Body of content:
This prank call on a livid ex-boyfriend made for one of the weirdest conversations EVER! I called this kid pretending to be his ex-girlfriend’s new man, Tyrone, to get back a golden cat he originally bought for the girl but reclaimed after they broke up. Which isn’t surprising, he’s only 15 and he spent $4,000 on that golden cat!!
He was NOT amused when I pushed to get the cat back, and went off the rails when I questioned his penis size - which his friend informed me would really bug him! The comebacks this kid had were so odd that I knew this prank had to get animated!
What was your favorite weird line from this guy? If you prank called your ex-boyfriend or girlfriend what would you say to make them freak out? Tell me in the comments!
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Pranker [to audience]: So this guy hates his ex-girlfriend. He bought her a golden
cat sculpture that was worth $4,000
Pranker: But they ended up breaking up before he gave it to her. I call him as
Tyrone, her new man [message sound]
Pranker: and ask if we can have the golden cat and a stone necklace she once gave
Pranker: He was not very happy about this. Enjoy.
[phone calling sound]
Pranker: Eh, yeah.
Pranker: Yeah, what's up man? This Emanuel?
Ex-Boyfriend: Uh... Yeah?
Pranker: This is Tyrone.
Ex-Boyfriend: I don't know a Tyrone.
Pranker: I'm Amanda's new man, you know I just had a little bit of a problem I
wanted to sort out with you right quick.
Pranker: You know them little stones she gave you, right?
Ex-Boyfriend: Yeah. She gave it to me.
Pranker: Yeah, yeah, you know we was, uh, we was just hoping to get those back from
Pranker: A-at your earliest convenience.
Ex-Boyfriend: No,no,no,no,no, SHE GAVE IT TO ME.
Pranker: It was like a loan, you know what I'm saying? She just said:'Yo, hold onto
this for a little bit and then, you know-
Pranker: if we go our separate ways I want them stones back.
Ex-Boyfriend: Those stones belong to me and me alone!
Pranker: Li-Listen, boy. Times are tough right now if I can't get the stones back,
we definitely want that-that golden cat sh- th- that sh-she was entitled to.
Ex-Boyfriend: HECK NO!
Ex-Boyfriend: THAT BITCH DIDN'T-
Pranker: Listen, boy. You don't call her no bitch, alright? You is a bitch!
Pranker: So just listen to me, dawg, we need that golden cat back.
Ex-Boyfriend: You don't get that golden cat. It was a 24 karat golden cat...
Ex-Boyfriend: ... that cost over 4000 farking dollars, and I'm not gonna give it to
some random a**hole
Ex-Boyfriend: who is s******g my ex-girlfriend!
Pranker: Alright, w-
Pranker: Well look t-t-tell me this, alright? Tell me this.
Pranker: She was telling me last night that you had like a-like a-like a
micropenis. Is that true or she just salty?
Ex-Boyfriend: Listen! Listen [bleep]
Ex-Boyfriend: my dick size is none of your goddamn business!
Pranker: Alright, so-
Ex-Boyfriend: And you can go tell her when you're s******g her and giving her ebola
Ex-Boyfriend: that I do not give a damn!
Pranker: W- W-what'd you say to me, boy? You and your small ass d**k you making
ebola jokes now?
Pranker: Can we just come get those stones right quick, and that cat?
Pranker: We can make it quick-quick and painless, you know what I'm saying?
Pranker: We don't gotta drag this along and make it like a big ordeal, you know
what I'm saying?
Ex-Boyfriend: Go fark yourself!
Pranker: At least I can do that th-
Ex-Boyfriend: Go fark yourself!
Pranker: At least I- If I was to ever choose to do that, I could probably make it
happen , you know what I'm saying?
Pranker: But like, in your case, that's just a wishful thinking, y-you know-you
know what I mean?
Ex-Boyfriend: Listen! I don't have a small d**k. I looked online, and it's pretty
average, so fark off.
Pranker2: So wh-what did you compare it to?
Ex-Boyfriend: What? Wait, who is this?
Pranker2: It's Tyrone.
Ex-Boyfriend: Okay, for a second you sounded a bit different.
Pranker2: Wh-why do I sound different? What are you talking about?
Ex-Boyfriend: Okay, you go online type in average male size d**k
Ex-Boyfriend: and you figure out that mine isn't that different. Alright? So go
Pranker2: So when I look up micropenis on the Googles, that's the image right?
Ex-Boyfriend: Listen here, and listen well, Tyrone bitch...
Ex-Boyfriend: for balls I ain't giving you JACK crap. Understand?
Pranker2: Do you have like a cold, or something? What's going on like-
Pranker2: What's wrong with your voice?
Ex-boyfriend: I'm 15, who's this?
Pranker2: This is Tyrone. You're-you're angry-
Ex-Boyfriend: WHO THE FARK IS THIS REALLY?
Pranker: It's Tyrone, homeboy. Wh-why you keep asking me who it is?
Ex-Boyfriend: I'm going to find where you live, beat the crap out of you,
Pranker: Aw, come on dawg. You ain't gonna beat me up.
Pranker: Let-let's not even joke around about that dawg, come on, I will stomp your
Pranker: You know, y-you know your boy, Aria?
Pranker: He set you up for a little prank.
Ex-Boyfriend: That midget white [angry sounds]
Ex-Boyfriend: SON OF A [angry sounds]
Pranker: Go ahead, go ahead. L-Let it out.
Ex-Boyfriend: [angry sounds]
Pranker: Ple-please think out loud.What's going through your head right now?
Ex-Boyfriend: Well, I thought that Amanda....