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The How-to Guide to a Homer Simpson Prank CallThe How-to Guide to a Homer Simpson Prank Call

The How-to Guide to a Homer Simpson Prank Call

Nov 6, 2021

It's time to put that phone to good use! Calling people and playing pranks on them is a fun and easy way to make someone's day. But what makes a prank call successful? What can you do to make your victim laugh or get angry? And what should you say to the person on the other line? Ownage Pranks has the answer to that: a good ol’ Homer Simpson prank call!


Homer Simpson is an iconic TV dad and prankster. He has a way with words and a knack for sounding like a fool. What if you want to prank call like Homer Simpson? Well, we’ve got the perfect guide for you! This step-by-step guide will teach you everything from knowing everything about the man himself and how to ACTUALLY be like him to some of the best Homer quotes out there. With this handy guide, you’ll be on your way to sounding like the funniest TV dad around so you can have a successful Homer Simpson prank call in no time!

Who is Homer Simpson?

Homer Jay Simpson (born May 12, 1956) is the protagonist and title character of the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. He is the father of Bart, Lisa, and Maggie Simpson, husband of Marge Simpson, brother of sister Patty and sister Selma, half-brother of Charles Montgomery Burns (aka Monty), Jimbo Jones (aka Jimmy), Kearney Zzyzwicz (aka Kevin), Todd Flanders (aka Teddy) and Professor Frink Homer was created by Matt Groening and designed by cartoonist Sam Simon.


Homer's voice is performed by Dan Castellaneta and it has been said that he is based on a character called "Hank Homer" from Groening's comic strip "Life in Hell."


Homer is your typical lazy American male who loves beer, donuts, TV shows about cars, video games about shooting people in their faces for no reason whatsoever while being angry at everyone else. Homer is overweight, lazy, and ignorant to boot. He does not display any of the traditional American values that we've come to associate with masculinity. But Homer also has an admirable quality: he can be genuinely selfless at times, often risking his own safety to help others. The character is said to be America's favorite television dad.


As we all know, Homer Simpson is a prankster, and his most iconic and favorite prank call is the one he performs on Moe. While taking a closer look at this classic Simpsons joke, it becomes clear that there's more to Homer's prank calls than just annoying Moe or making Bart laugh. In fact, Homer's prank calls are surprisingly therapeutic for not only himself but also for those on the other end of the line.

How to become Homer Simpson for your prank call

As the world’s most famous cartoon character, Homer Simpson has made quite an impact on popular culture. From his famous catchphrase "D'oh!" to his love for donuts, he's one of the most recognizable animated characters out there. But even with his fame and popularity, it can be hard to make him like you. Why? Well, he's not like everyone else. He's got a unique personality that makes what would be normal for someone else seem strange or bizarre to someone like him.

Homer Simpson Quotes You Can Use For Your Prank Call!

Now that you’ve known who Homer Simpson is, it’s time you get acquainted with his most famous quotes so that you can make your Homer Simpson prank call more believable:

Homer Simpson quotes about alcohol and marriage

“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” 

“Yes, honey… Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle.”

“No, actually a woman is more like a beer. They smell good; they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one.” 

“Marriage is like a coffin, and each kid is another nail.” 

Best Homer Simpson quotes about life and work

“Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.” 

“What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna wind up back here, anyway.” 

“People can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 40% of all people know that.”

“I don’t know, Marge. Trying is the first step towards failure.”

“Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races.” 

“In America, first you get the sugar. Then you get the money. Then you get the power. Then you get the women.”

“Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.”

“Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.” 

“If something’s hard to do, then it’s not worth doing.”

“A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.”

“Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.”

Homer Simpson quotes about foods

“It’s donut o’clock time anytime.”

“Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?”

“Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it’s all because of my motivational techniques, like donuts and the possibility of more donuts to come.”

“Give me liberty or… OOOO… a jelly donut!”

“Mmm mmm… donuts.”

“Don’t tell me how to eat donuts!” 

Funny Homer Simpson quotes and sayings

“Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever…thy will be done.”

“Step aside, everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty. ‘Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'”

“Oh yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?”

“Operator! Give me the number for 911!”

“I can’t even say the word ‘titmouse’ without giggling like a schoolgirl.”

“Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!”

“All my life I’ve had one dream, to achieve my many goals.”

A few tips for your Homer Simpson prank call

  1. Put your phone on speaker and dial the number you want to prank call.

  2. After the person picks up, start talking as Homer Simpson using his famous voice and use some of the quotes we’ve given you above. 

  3. Keep it short and sweet so you can hear some of their reaction. 

  4. For an added bonus, try changing some words to make them sound like they’re coming out of a cartoon character’s mouth.

  5. Make sure you use a reliable spoof call app from Ownage Pranks to make sure that your identity is anonymous without having to buy a burner phone or an extra sim card.

And that was it for Ownage Pranks’ guide on how you can pull a successful Homer Simpson prank call! We hope you try doing this with your friends so you can all have a fun time. As always, happy pranking!


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