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No-Show Chinese Takeaway Prank - Ownage Pranks

Oct 29, 2009 1.8M views 0 comments

Category: Restaurant pranks, prank calls
Format: Subtitled
Characters: Buk Lau
Prank Victim: Random guy
Rage Level: Mellow

Crazy no-show Chinese takeaway prank call at 2 AM!

Best quotes: 

  • “KLAM LEE SUM DEE stupid bitch lam lee.”
  • “MOTHERFARKING REDNECK guy, where the heck is HE?”
  • “Rangaha Tetemang Goyam Teerum Gae is my full name.”

Body of content:

It’s 2 AM and Rangaha Tetemang Goyam Teerum Gae is angry that no one came to pick up their big Chinese food order! This no-show Chinese takeaway prank call was intended for a guy named Gary, but a friend answered and ended up dealing with crazy Rangaha! Do you want to see more angry Rangaha calls to people who need to pick up their takeout?? Tell me in the comments below!

 

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Transcript

[phone ringing]

Operator: Hello? We are not available now-

Pranker: Aw.

Operator: your name and phone number after the beep. We will return your call. [beep sound]

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Duh hello? Pick up! I need to talk to someboodee, hello, is anybody there?

Pranker: KLAM LEE SUM DEE stupid bitch lam lee.

Guy: Hello?

Pranker: Hello?

Guy: Hello?

Pranker: Can I speak to Gary, please?

Guy: Uh, he’s asleep, may I take a message?

Pranker: This is very important, I call from the Saki Express two Japanese restaurant. I here ready, the food ready, he no come get it.

Guy: What- uh- really? At, like 2 in the morning?

Pranker: I have order here for the food, nobody come pick up, Gary Pool, right?

Guy: Uh yeah, Gary Pool.

Pranker: I NEED TO TALK TO HIM RIGHT NOW. HE ORDERED THE FIFTY DOLLAR FOOD, you know? SIT HERE, GET COLD.

Guy: What- like- it's- it’s two o'clock here.

Pranker: Listen, he order the food in his name with the number, ok? I waiting right now for him to come to pick up the food.

Guy: Oh, well I'm sorry you-

Pranker: MOTHERFARKING REDNECK guy, where the heck is HE? I call the POLICE on you right now, I need to speak to him.

Guy: You're gonna call the police on me?

Pranker: I ordered the food already, I make it, so much money, you know, economy very hard.

Guy: Who- who is this?

Pranker: Rangaha Tetemang Goyam Teerum Gae is my full name. Tell him he ordered the food here.

Guy: How do you- how do you spell your name?

Pranker: Ok, W-

Guy: Ok.

Pranker: o-

Guy: Ok.

Pranker: r-

Guy: Ok.

Pranker: q-, last name Gui.

Guy: Worq Gui? K, could you say that one more time?

Pranker: W, o-

Guy: You- say your name?

Pranker: Rangaha Tetemang Goyam Teerum Gae, it's a Japanese-Vietnamese name, but my mother mother half Japanese-

Pranker: my father, you know, from the- from the Vietnam. He get to choose the name, you know? But anyway-

Pranker: I need to talk to Gary right now, please.

Guy: Uh, he is-

Pranker: HE ORDERED THE FOOD, OKAY? TWO MUCH MONEY, you know? I cannot just THROW AWAY the food here GARY POOL.

Pranker: I have the money. I need to talk to him right now, please.

Guy: Well, I'm not saying you're lying, but he's- he's sleeping.

Pranker: CAN YOU WAKE UP, PLEASE?

Guy: Uh, crap, hang- hang on just one second.

Pranker: Okay. Like- like- like- like- a someboooooodyyyyyy, like a so- so- somebbbbooody.

Guy: Dude, actually I am outside and like my building and like, I don't really feel like walking now.

Pranker: I need to talk to him right now, please.

Guy: Uh, could you- could you call him back in the morning maybe?

Pranker: I call the police right now, bye, bye. [Skype hang up sound]

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