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Confused Chinese Restaurant Prank Call - Ownage Pranks

May 27, 2012 2.3M views 0 comments

Category: Restaurant prank, prank call 
Format: Subtitled
Characters: Buk Lau
Prank Victim: Asian Restaurant
Rage Level: Mellow

Hilarious Chinese restaurant prank call with Buk Lau!

Best quotes: 

  • “What do you have that’s a very delicious one?”
  • “Can I have one order of the cream of some young guy?”
  • “Do you have a tampon tea?”

Body of content:

Buk Lau is back with another hilarious Chinese restaurant prank call!! I called this Asian restaurant to try and order a few completely made up dishes like “cream of some young guy” and “tampon tea” to see how they would react! The Thai lady who I ended up talking to was too funny and it turned into a hilarious call. 

She COMPLETELY went along with the conversation through all my weird dish names and always seemed to think I was genuinely asking for something that was really on the menu. Something randomly set her off at the end of the call though, and suddenly she wasn’t so friendly with Buk Lau anymore! I wonder what finally pushed her too far? 

I can’t get over how long this prank went on without her suspecting something! Do you think she really didn’t know what I was really saying, or was she just playing it cool? Should I come up with some more crazy names and call back? Tell me what you think in the comments below! 

 

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Transcript

[phone ringing]

Lady: Hello, [censored].

Pranker: The hello.

Lady: Yeah?

Pranker: Can I make the order today for the pick u please? 

Lady: Okay. What's your order?

Pranker: Okay, what do you have today for the special?

Lady: Uh, everything [mumble] very good. Yeah?

Pranker: Uh, everything what?

Lady: [very distant mumble]

Pranker: What-what do you have that's the very delicious one?

Lady: [very distant mumble]

Pranker: The hello?

Lady: [distant] Hello?

Pranker: L- I- I try to talk to you right now I can't hear you.

Lady: Ah-huh. Yeah you hear me?

Pranker: The-the-there we go, what the heck happened? What happen right?

Lady: I don't know [chuckles] I hear you, you don't hear me?

Pranker: Now I hear you but very good one, I like it. I like it.

Lady: Ooooh

Pranker: Ooooh [fake laughing] So funny right?

Lady: [chuckles]

Pranker: Okay.  Okay, what do you have today for the special?

Lady: As- O- Do you hap- special everything special yeah?

Pranker: Everything you have on a menu is special? Somebody tell me that?

Lady: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Uh-huh.

Pranker: Oh-oh Okay! How much money is the orange chicken?

Lady: Uh, 10.95$ 

Pranker: 10.95$ Okay, do you have like the small size or the big size?

Lady: O-Only the 5 minute and 10 minute deliver for pick up yeah?

Pranker: Ooooh! 5 minute, that's a good one, I like it.

Lady: [mumbling]

Pranker: Okay can I have the one order of the cream of some young guy?

Lady: A handsome young guy?

Pranker: Do you have some young guy there to cream th-

Lady: yeah, yeah. We have yeah.

Pranker: ohhh, it's a delicious?

Lady: Uh-huh. And then we got-

Pranker: Some young guy?

Lady: [mumbling]

Pranker: Okay. Okay.

Pranker: Can I have a one order of the poo poo platta please?

Lady: Okay. Some young guy? 

Pranker: Okay. 

Lady: Okay, some young guy. Uh-huh...

Pranker: Okay...

Pranker: Some young guy right? He have to be very young-

Lady: Uh-huuuh...

Pranker: Okay, huh- 

Pranker: Okay, can I have one order of the uh...

Pranker: Do you have a tampon tea?

Lady: Huh?

Pranker: Do you have a tampon tea?

Lady: No?

Pranker: No?

Lady: What the- kampon?

Pranker: It's a-it's a-it's a delicious one.

Lady: No, no [giggling]

Pranker: I talk to somebody else about it, some other  chinese restaurant 

Pranker: ... every time of the month you know? You dip it in the hot water right?

Lady: Mhm...

Pranker: It's a tampon tea.

Lady: You try the pah-kai noodle? It's a very good.

Pranker: OH THE PAH-TAI NOODLE??!

Lady: Yeah. The noodle pah-tai-

Pranker: OH CRAP!

Pranker: That's sound like delicious one. How much m-money is that?

Lady: Chicken 10.95$ chicken pork beef 10.95$

Pranker: Chicken pork beef?

Lady: Yeah.

Pranker: Oooo, okay, the 10.95$ okay, the what would one order 

Pranker: of the pah-thai noodle right?

Lady: Uh-huh. 

Pranker: DO you have like the MONEY BACK GUARANTEE?

Lady: Yeah!

Pranker: You do it???

Lady: Yeah! [giggles] yeah!

Pranker: Ooo-

Lady: That good you can't back! You take back-

Pranker: Okay so if I buy the food right now and it tastes like the...

Pranker: ... How you say, "crap"? Do I get my money back?

Lady: Yeah! It must taste not good.

Pranker: Okay so if it tastes like the, how you say, "crap",

Pranker: I can bring back the food and get my money?

Lady: What you mean... The food not good that you can come back?

Pranker: But I-If-If the foo not a good one if it tastes like...

Pranker: ... how you say, "crap", can I bring it back to you and get my money? 

Lady: If the food not good... Right?

Pranker: The- Yeah, yes.

Lady: Ah-huh. Yeah!! Sure!

Pranker: But what if I don't like it, what if it's not good to me?

Pranker: Can I bring back my f-

Lady: Yeah! Ah-huh!

Pranker: So-so basically if the food, you know, tastes like the...

Pranker: ... how you say "crap" I can bring back the food and get the money right?

Lady: Yeah!

Pranker: Okay, okay! That's excellent right? You- you give me the money?

Lady: Uh-huh, uh-huh. 

Pranker: Okay, okay YEAH! Good one!

Pranker: Okay do you have the order of the negro noodle?

Lady: Pah-thai with chicken?

Pranker: The yes. That one, exactly. You have a-

Lady: Okay. Yeah very good!

Pranker: You have a very good ear, I like it.

Lady: Very, very good.

Lady: Yeah! Uh-huh.

Pranker: Uh oh, yeah it's a good one. 

Pranker: Okay what-what do I do- How much money is the soda?

Lady: The soda?

Pranker: The yes. 

Lady: Uh, we have the-the Co-

Lady: Sprite, Pepsi...  

Pranker: You have a- you have a Coke and Sprite, right?

Lady: Yeah, uh-huh. 

Pranker: Do you have a can or the bottle? 

Lady: Can. The can.

Pranker: Well how much is one can? 

Lady: 2 p- 2$.

Pranker: 2 DOLLAR? What?! What the?!

Lady: Yeah? 

Pranker: 2 D- THAT'S A  TOO MUCH MONEY RIGHT?

Pranker: OH SHIT! Do you have like a discount for me please?

Lady: No.

Pranker: I-I talk to somebody else, who sell like the 2$ can...

Pranker: ...  but too much money you know? I do the- I call him one time.

Pranker: I do the prank call you know?

Pranker: He sell for the too much money, we argue like a so much. 

Pranker: You understand me?

Lady: I can't do- this 1 the price long time yeah sorry.

Pranker: Okay so if a- Can you give me for like for a 50 cent?

Lady: Huh?

Pranker: Can you give me the Coke for the 50 cent? 

Lady: No. Cannot. Yeah?

Pranker: Why can't you do it? 

Lady: I don't know, I tell you cannot! Cannot! Okay?

Pranker: BUT YOU CAN DO FOR ME RIGHT?

Lady: No.

Pranker: WOW! WHY I THOUGHT WE BECOME THE GOOD FRIEND RIGHT NOW, 

Pranker: WE TALK FOR LIKE THE 5 MINUTES I THOUGHT WE GOOD FRIENDS NOW.

Pranker: The hello?

Pranker: Helloooo? 

Lady: Yeah?

Pranker: What-what language do you speak?

Lady: Thai.

Pranker: Oooh... Do you speak the Mandarin? 

Lady: No.

Pranker: LAM YEY SUM DOO.

Pranker: RANGA HA TAMAMAN GOY UM TEE RAN GEY you know? Right?

Lady: Excuse me I'm busy right now, yeah you want to order...

Lady: ... the lemon can and the papaya?

Pranker: But I want you to tell me can you give me the Coke for the 50 cent?

Lady: No! 

Pranker: Can I-

Lady: You talk very much YEAH I HAD THE CUSTOMER THAT TAKE THEIR THE YO-

Pranker: DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? You make confuse right now...

Lady: No- You-You want to order? Yes l- no?

Pranker: Okay I-I-I want to order but if I-I if I buy the food right?

Pranker: And it tastes like how you say "crap" you give me my money right?

Lady: NO! I NEVER TALK LIKE THAT YOU [mumble] TAH-TAH-TAH!

Pranker: MMMMM?!

Pranker: WHAT THE WHAT DO YOU SAY TO ME?! 

Pranker: Oh crap! You say the bad thing to me- [phone call ends]

Pranker [speaking to audience]: [laughing] What the... What the heck was that?

Pranker: [laughing] I am so confused. What the heck was that?

Pranker: I think in the end she thought I was like accusing her  for saying something...

 

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