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    Anyone see it yet?
    I saw it earlier, and I gotta say, it was really really good. I love ninja movies like this one, and its definately a must-see. (Especially in theatres)
    Only 1 real downside to the movie was the effects. Way way WAY too much blood. but then again, it doesnt really matter cause theres so much going on. blood is the only thing I would have changed.
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    so wait did all the effects look low budget or just unrealistic?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeToasterSmoothie View Post
    so wait did all the effects look low budget or just unrealistic?
    Both. The blood didn't look like actual blood, had the same consistency as water, and at one point I was like (after this guy got stabbed in the neck) "What the fuck? There's a tap of blood in his neck, or something "




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    Was it just an action movie with no story or does it actually have story?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lamb_of_God View Post
    Was it just an action movie with no story or does it actually have story?
    Naw, there was an actual story. I think the story was pretty damn good too.
    Romance in an action-packed movie= win.




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    Everytime someone got slashed there was at least 50 gallons of blood pouring out of them. Still, it was actually a lot better than I expected.

    Best part was when the army invades the sanctuary and starts blowing shit up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mohaas05 View Post
    Everytime someone got slashed there was at least 50 gallons of blood pouring out of them. Still, it was actually a lot better than I expected.

    Best part was when the army invades the sanctuary and starts blowing shit up.
    Agreed.

    My favorite scene was when Rhaizo (sp) was flashbacking to when he was a teen and killed that big fat white or mexican guy. Shit, that was fuckin intense.




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    I didn't bother to see the movie simply because it has the stupidest fucking name for a movie ever!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Flavaflave View Post
    Agreed.

    My favorite scene was when Rhaizo (sp) was flashbacking to when he was a teen and killed that big fat white or mexican guy. Shit, that was fuckin intense.
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    if you guys had to rate this movie out of 10, what would you give it? i didnt see it and maybe i dont cause i think this movie is too over the top...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChoizzleForizzle View Post
    if you guys had to rate this movie out of 10, what would you give it? i didnt see it and maybe i dont cause i think this movie is too over the top...
    Uhmm... I'd give it an 9/10. You should really watch it though.
    I was so pumped after it, I was like "guys, I'm so down to kick some ass right now"




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    i find it kinda funny how the star if the movie is a korean pop star.

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    he actually looks less faggy in the movie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny Milonakis View Post
    i find it kinda funny how the star if the movie is a korean pop star.

    YouTube- Korean famous singer RAIN, "I'm coming"

    Im korean... thats why i dont want to see this movie.. hes the justin timberlake of korea... but alot more famous.. like really really fucking famous..
    idk.. i think ill try this movie out but i think it might be to over the top and plus its Bi(Bee
    (( Which means Rain in English)) lol plying the guy
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChoizzleForizzle View Post
    Im korean... thats why i dont want to see this movie.. hes the justin timberlake of korea... but alot more famous.. like really really fucking famous..
    idk.. i think ill try this movie out but i think it might be to over the top and plus its Bi(Bee
    (( Which means Rain in English)) lol plying the guy
    Interesting. Well I guess for this movie, Ignorance is Bliss

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    Ninja Assassin is a laugh, they spent so much money on making the blood look shittier than it's supposed to look.

    oh, and it's just overall bad, usually i'm a nice reviewer when it comes to movies.. but.... *sigh*
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChoizzleForizzle View Post
    Im korean... thats why i dont want to see this movie.. hes the justin timberlake of korea... but alot more famous.. like really really fucking famous..
    idk.. i think ill try this movie out but i think it might be to over the top and plus its Bi(Bee
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    in the movie this guy is fuckin badass but when i found out hes a korean popstar i went FUUUUUUUUUUU. also scene that involved blood was just really terrible, every time someone got a papercut gallons of blood would pour out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny Milonakis View Post
    in the movie this guy is fuckin badass but when i found out hes a korean popstar i went FUUUUUUUUUUU. also scene that involved blood was just really terrible, every time someone got a papercut gallons of blood would pour out.
    hahaha thats my point to the movie... its over the top... just like transformer 2, that movie was horrible... but ill watch it... but im gonna torrent it instead of watching it at the movie thearthers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChoizzleForizzle View Post
    hahaha thats my point to the movie... its over the top... just like transformer 2, that movie was horrible... but ill watch it... but im gonna torrent it instead of watching it at the movie thearthers.
    yep. im pretty sure 80% of all people who went to go watch transformers 2 went because of meagan fox.

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