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    This is a friend of mine that is fairly weird. If his group gets 1000 members he has to ask a girl out. Please help!
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    Thread title FAIL LOL.
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    Yeah, wtf is Asiab?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Flavaflave View Post
    Thread title FAIL LOL.
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    Yeah, wtf is Asiab?
    I meant Asian
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    Why would you need the approval of 1000 people to ask out a girl?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mohaas05 View Post
    Why would you need the approval of 1000 people to ask out a girl?
    Told you he is weird..
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    Is he a loser.


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    Quote Originally Posted by eGoTiSDiCK View Post
    Is he a loser.
    Basically
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    If it gets to 2000 people will he ask out a shemale?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lamb_of_God View Post
    Okay so I was on Xbox Live talking to my Chinese friend Aaron Kwan (lol I know but it gets better.) I said something along the lines of whos the first chick you would wanna fuck. He said I don't wanna have sex or get married or be in any relationships. I asked why and he said because sex doesn't seem interesting. I said were do you get that idea he said because STDs are to dangerous. I said what if the girl doesn't have any STDs he said then she will see my penis become depressed and commit suicide. I asked if he was gay he said no my mom made me watch Broke Back Mountain 2x to see if I was. And she made him watch Juno so he wont get a chick pregnant in highschool
    I said well then goto China I doubt the women care its normal. He said China is already to over populated. He was being completely. His gamertag is Mr Dynasty King

    He was being completely serious
    I posted this a while ago but its true. Just to show how much he fails.
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    Get him a fleshlight.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mohaas05 View Post
    If it gets to 2000 people will he ask out a shemale?
    HAHAHAHA.

    I'll join this but if he's too scared to ask a girl out now, I doubt he'll do anything if 1000 people actually join.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mohaas05 View Post
    Why would you need the approval of 1000 people to ask out a girl?
    first sign of gayness.

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    Shit's the bomb son.
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