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(319): umm..so my Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
(1-319): put a dollar in it?
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post ones that you think are funny...
Couple of my favs:
(603): Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
(617): yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
(949): Getting food. Want anything?
(1-949): Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
And many more, great site!
(402): I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
(484): I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
(209): is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
(1-209): yes...dear jesus what did you do?
(209): bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
(402): I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
That's my area code -.-
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So what are you saying? That you recently high-fived someone?Originally Posted by Alexx
(619): he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?\
(619): I want to have your abortion
lol only in San Diego. xD
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(336): Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Let's roll baby haha
(902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
(818): I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
hahlol oh mom
(248) i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
(625): hey its japandaaa, you are amazing why dont you call me back?
oh em gee.
/ wink.
fashooooo
(440): he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever
(978): Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
(617): dude are you serious?
(978): I know you already have a pic on your phone
(702): Its only 8 and she is already passed out
(1-702): Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
(831): I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
(1-831): Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
There is a ton from my area.
(216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
(440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
(216): Holy shit r u serious? How?
(440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
my area code (856): My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
you would, wouldn't you....
Busted! lol.
(512): its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Hahahahahha
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