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lol weenah!Originally Posted by talladega
this ones real, but it might not sound as funny typing it
alright so in biology class last thursday, our teacher always asks us at the beginning of class if there was any news in the media taht was interesting. and someone said taht "OH some guy had a bunch of money and there dog ate some of it, they then got the droppings and peiced the money back together it ended up totalling to 30 dollars. " everyone thought it was pretty gross to do taht, and our teacher said, well i mean cmon, you would be suprised as to what i would do for 30 dollars. i then nudged my friend beside me and while leaning back on my chair i pointed with both hands to my p33n (implying that i would pay him 30 bucks to give me a blow job). as i did this i looked up and of course my teacher just happened to look on my side of the room as i did this and with terror in his eyes. he proceeds to ask me a question, which i currently can remember, because i was so caught up in how scared i was. and i said HEY MAN THAT WASN'T DIRECTED TOWARDS YOU! and he became even more surprised, not believing me and made a comment as to he couldn't wait till parent teacher conferences FML!
school sucks dsnt it, just drop out sell crack 100% profit negro
Last edited by Tempr8te; 03-23-2009 at 03:04 PM.
Yeah! Them niggas getting scurred! Wurrd?
All that talk was just a whole bunch of verb
Pussy ass nigga got a whole bunch a nerve
I have em putin' your picture on a bunch of shirts
How the fuck are you a mod
busted... going to jail, your roommate is tyrone, he anal rapes you everynight, and rapes you in the shower.... fml
STFU, mods are here to protect us. Sop violating Armani's posts niggaHow the fuck are you a mod
wow... seriously your like a fucking teachers pet to a mod. stop sucking up and gtfo.
I agree. I hate suck ups
You should change your picI agree. I hate suck ups
cuz im da shit why would i lie pop dem pills get so highHow the fuck are you a mod
Yeah! Them niggas getting scurred! Wurrd?
All that talk was just a whole bunch of verb
Pussy ass nigga got a whole bunch a nerve
I have em putin' your picture on a bunch of shirts
lol wtf armani
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lol wow armani gots dem runnin
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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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What dylan is saying is that Armani's a mod and uses the 'n' word, which we're all told not to, especially if you're a mod, and the word in general.
now back to why we are all here...
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I cried harder than I've ever cried in my entire life last night.
It's beginning to become natural to me. Crying myself to sleep every night.
Life just keeps on getting colder. FML emo mode soon
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