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  1. 03-16-2009, 02:35 PM #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by OmgItsLeah View Post
    ^^ thats not even that bad....

    this guy in my class purposely walks in on his dad watching porn cuz he thinks itll make him stop... but he doesnt stop.
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  2. 03-16-2009, 02:37 PM #82
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    ^^ ya... he also said the only thing hes every masturbated to was 2girls1cup, and he was serious. hes a freak. if u knew him you would believe it too.
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  3. 03-16-2009, 02:41 PM #83
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    Quote Originally Posted by OmgItsLeah View Post
    ^^ ya... he also said the only thing hes every masturbated to was 2girls1cup, and he was serious. hes a freak. if u knew him you would believe it too.
    he sounds like an attention whore lol
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  4. 03-16-2009, 02:43 PM #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kretus View Post
    he sounds like an attention whore lol
    i thought so too. but now he just goes so far that it cant rly be for attention
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  5. 03-16-2009, 03:17 PM #85
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    leah, u hav some straaaaange friends
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  6. 03-16-2009, 03:24 PM #86
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tactic View Post
    leah, u hav some straaaaange friends
    hes not my friend, ive jsut known him since 1st grade
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    Quote Originally Posted by OmgItsLeah View Post
    hes not my friend, ive jsut known him since 1st grade
    Let me guess you have his myspace?/
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  8. 03-16-2009, 06:37 PM #88
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    THIS FUCKING THREAD WASNT MADE FOR YOUR CONV. SO GTFO AND POST SOME RELEVANT SHIT FAGS.

    Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML
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    Pussy ass nigga got a whole bunch a nerve
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  9. 03-16-2009, 08:04 PM #89
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    Quote Originally Posted by Armani View Post
    THIS FUCKING THREAD WASNT MADE FOR YOUR CONV. SO GTFO AND POST SOME RELEVANT SHIT FAGS.

    Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML
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    and um yes i do. why is that relevant?
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  10. 03-16-2009, 08:07 PM #90
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    Today I woke up, got dressed, and walked into the kitchen to pour me some fruity pebbles. When I opened the box and poured, nothing came out but the sugar left over from what was my morning breakfast. FML
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    Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequins ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then proceeded to slap it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML
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    lol fmylife.com just got a book deal




    I am gay, except for Alex, I'd hit it.
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    Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML


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    My mom got a facebook, FML.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kkkkat View Post
    My mom got a facebook, FML.
    The follow up to that should be...My daughter denied my friend request on facebook, FML.
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    Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML
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    Today, my child says "Mommy. Sometimes my peepee goes up like a stick." I say "Well, honey, that's normal and ok." Then I ask when it does that. And he says "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes..." FML
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    Fuck I have no rent money, gonna have to sleep with my landlord, im a man and hes a man fuck my life x 3
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    After needing money to pay off a mortgage, i decided to donate sperm. keeping this secret, i found out a month later that my daughter had gone to the sperm bank that i donated sperm to. For her husband had an extremely low sperm count. i was sure she wouldnt get mine so i didn't to bring it up. after her child was born, and a few years in, i saw such a resemblance between my childhood pictures and her son. i then confessed the story and had to get us tested. the results turned out positive. FML
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    Perverted Armadillo joined the forums. FML
    I shall pour Liquid Nitrogen into your anal cavity.
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