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  1. 02-21-2009, 01:37 PM #61
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    Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
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  2. 03-07-2009, 08:25 PM #62
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    There are new ones everyday, lets keep updating the thread with good ones

    Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

    Today, my name was called during an assembly because I won some sort of prize. Everyone boo'ed. FML
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    Today i. FML
    Yeah! Them niggas getting scurred! Wurrd?
    All that talk was just a whole bunch of verb
    Pussy ass nigga got a whole bunch a nerve
    I have em putin' your picture on a bunch of shirts
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    Quote Originally Posted by OwnagePranks View Post
    There are new ones everyday, lets keep updating the thread with good ones

    Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

    Today, my name was called during an assembly because I won some sort of prize. Everyone boo'ed. FML
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    Man twitch.. people like you will cut this thread short.

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    Today, I was looking down at my paper in class and my spanish teacher asked if I was sleeping or not. I'm Asian. My eyes were open. FML
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    Today, I went on a walk with the guy I like. He held my hand, so I decided to tell him that I had feelings for him. He said that he had feelings for me too. I smiled and leaned in to kiss him. He put his hand on my face and pushed it away, and said "until your acne clears, we are NOT together." FML
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    Now that I think of it, I kinda wanna see someone make a vid of them chopping there balls in there...
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  6. 03-07-2009, 09:29 PM #66
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    Today, it was my final meeting with my psychologist who was helping me with my bipolar disorder. I just found out that he committed suicide. FML

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    Today, I was sitting on my 70 year old grandmothers bed with my older brother. I decided to snoop through the cabinet at the back of her bed, and I pulled out what I naively thought was a strange looking flashlight. When I twisted the bottom of it to see what would happen it started vibrating. FML

    I have to post another one. It's too funny

    Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML
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    I shall pour Liquid Nitrogen into your anal cavity.
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  8. 03-08-2009, 01:46 PM #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tactic View Post
    Dear Ownage, please read the rules for this thead:


    Today, I was looking down at my paper in class and my spanish teacher asked if I was sleeping or not. I'm Asian. My eyes were open. FML
    Owned bitch.
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  9. 03-08-2009, 03:51 PM #69
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    FML.
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    Today, I woke up at my grandparents house since my mom was out of town, still half asleep i went to brush my teeth. Mid brush my mouth started getting numb I looked again at the tooth paste I used..turns out it was my grandpa's anti-itch anal cream. FML
    I shall pour Liquid Nitrogen into your anal cavity.
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  11. 03-14-2009, 03:38 PM #71
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    Today, I was cleaning my room and opened my closet to spray febreze on all of my clothes. After they were fairly soaked, I placed the bottled back in the cleaning drawer, and realized that it was bleach. FML


    LOL, whata blower.

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    Today, I walked into the kitchen of the student house where I lived. One of the guys threw a ball at me and shouted 'Catch'. I decided to head it back. It was a bowling ball. FML



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  13. 03-15-2009, 09:32 AM #73
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    Kkkat has a good one
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    Julihudson has a good one.

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  15. 03-15-2009, 01:28 PM #75
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    neither of you have a good one.




    I am gay, except for Alex, I'd hit it.
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  16. 03-15-2009, 04:02 PM #76
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    michael has a gord one
    I shall pour Liquid Nitrogen into your anal cavity.
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  17. 03-15-2009, 04:14 PM #77
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    Talladega has a gord one
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    Ok i have a good one

    Today, I was trying to register for a porn site. I secretly took my father's credit card, but all I got back was a "this credit card is already in use." FML
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  19. 03-15-2009, 09:04 PM #79
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    ^^ thats not even that bad....

    this guy in my class purposely walks in on his dad watching porn cuz he thinks itll make him stop... but he doesnt stop.
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    So don't expect the end of the world to come one day out of the blue -- it's been happening every day for a long time.
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  20. 03-15-2009, 10:33 PM #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by OmgItsLeah View Post
    ^^ thats not even that bad....

    this guy in my class purposely walks in on his dad watching porn cuz he thinks itll make him stop... but he doesnt stop.
    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......... ..................................
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