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Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
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03-07-2009, 07:25 PM
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There are new ones everyday, lets keep updating the thread with good ones
Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML Today, my name was called during an assembly because I won some sort of prize. Everyone boo'ed. FML |
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03-07-2009, 07:28 PM
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Today i. FML
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Today, I went on a walk with the guy I like. He held my hand, so I decided to tell him that I had feelings for him. He said that he had feelings for me too. I smiled and leaned in to kiss him. He put his hand on my face and pushed it away, and said "until your acne clears, we are NOT together." FML
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03-07-2009, 08:29 PM
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Today, it was my final meeting with my psychologist who was helping me with my bipolar disorder. I just found out that he committed suicide. FML
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03-07-2009, 08:33 PM
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Today, I was sitting on my 70 year old grandmothers bed with my older brother. I decided to snoop through the cabinet at the back of her bed, and I pulled out what I naively thought was a strange looking flashlight. When I twisted the bottom of it to see what would happen it started vibrating. FML
I have to post another one. It's too funny Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML
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03-08-2009, 12:46 PM
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03-08-2009, 02:51 PM
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FML.
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03-08-2009, 07:26 PM
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Today, I woke up at my grandparents house since my mom was out of town, still half asleep i went to brush my teeth. Mid brush my mouth started getting numb I looked again at the tooth paste I used..turns out it was my grandpa's anti-itch anal cream. FML
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03-14-2009, 02:38 PM
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Today, I was cleaning my room and opened my closet to spray febreze on all of my clothes. After they were fairly soaked, I placed the bottled back in the cleaning drawer, and realized that it was bleach. FML
LOL, whata blower.
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03-14-2009, 11:29 PM
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Today, I walked into the kitchen of the student house where I lived. One of the guys threw a ball at me and shouted 'Catch'. I decided to head it back. It was a bowling ball. FML
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03-15-2009, 08:39 AM
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Julihudson has a good one.
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03-15-2009, 12:28 PM
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neither of you have a good one.
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03-15-2009, 03:02 PM
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michael has a gord one
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03-15-2009, 03:14 PM
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Talladega has a gord one
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03-15-2009, 05:30 PM
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Ok i have a good one
Today, I was trying to register for a porn site. I secretly took my father's credit card, but all I got back was a "this credit card is already in use." FML
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^^ thats not even that bad....
this guy in my class purposely walks in on his dad watching porn cuz he thinks itll make him stop... but he doesnt stop.
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