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  1. 08-29-2010, 09:26 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by ddanny1992 View Post
    I made my mother cry...
    I did that once by doing nothing but saying nothing but "quit crying" and then she raged, started crying and was like "YOU KNOW WHAT? NOW I'M ACTUALLY CRYING AND I WONT QUIT OKAY? SO STOP SAYING THAT" then I was like "umad" and then she realized that was my random pop quiz on trolling which she now understands 100%
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toasterz View Post
    I did that once by doing nothing but saying nothing but "quit crying" and then she raged, started crying and was like "YOU KNOW WHAT? NOW I'M ACTUALLY CRYING AND I WONT QUIT OKAY? SO STOP SAYING THAT" then I was like "umad" and then she realized that was my random pop quiz on trolling which she now understands 100%
    lul u mad
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    One time I was in vent talking to Ownage and I said, "HA! Ownage look at this hilarious picture" and then I linked him a picture of Sheepshank's penis. I'm sorry, Ownage! but you deserve it because you called my mom fat. Asshole.

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    This old lady at a kiosk in the mall refused to refund a defective purchase, so I bought a large chocolate milkshake and dropped it on her counter. It exploded all over her and some customers. Then I called her many times over the next couple months to make fun of her about it until she finally disappeared. I'm not sure if I was responsible for her closing her kiosk, but I hope I was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rbcp View Post
    This old lady at a kiosk in the mall refused to refund a defective purchase, so I bought a large chocolate milkshake and dropped it on her counter. It exploded all over her and some customers. Then I called her many times over the next couple months to make fun of her about it until she finally disappeared. I'm not sure if I was responsible for her closing her kiosk, but I hope I was.
    That's hilarious. I hope you drank some of that milkshake, tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by purehatred24 View Post
    Honestly if I was near you and you were driving like a Nazi, I would run you off the road. First I would trap you, (granted my car is a hell of a lot faster with higher torque than yours) and then sandwich you into the curb. You would not be defiant anymore. I intentionally screw people when they are driving to piss them off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mohaas05 View Post
    lol, that eppisode was retarded XD


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    Quote Originally Posted by ddanny1992 View Post
    I made my mother cry...
    And then killed her?...
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    That's one of my favorite episodes of Family Guy.

    And no, I didn't drink any of the milkshake. It was all for her and completely worth the $4 it cost. I kept telling her on the phone that I planned to do it again an that she should have just given me the refund.
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    when i was 10 i lit the woods behind my old house on fire setting off m-80s.
    then i ran home and told my parents that i was walking to the store and saw everything on fire and didnt know how it happened.
    i dont really see this as a bad thing tho because they built a neighborhood where the woods were so i probably saved the contractors a shitload of money on having to clear trees and shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mohaas05 View Post
    we do that at work to our bosses lol

    the night before my roommates birthday he brought over a cute girl and i noticed she looked way too good to be with him. the next day at his party another one of my roommates said he was giving anyone 5 dollars to take her away from him. long story short at the end of the night he was slipping 5 bucks underneath my door. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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    i went to highschool...that was a something wrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by Verdasco View Post
    i went to highschool...that was a something wrong
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    I once dated a jewish girl , I dumped her cuz i found out she was jewish

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeRikey View Post
    I once dated a jewish girl , I dumped her cuz i found out she was jewish
    Did she ever make you totino pizza rolls?

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    she was expensive right

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    she was thrifty...no no no no no, wait, she had a BIG NOSE, right?


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    Quote Originally Posted by caveman View Post
    she was thrifty...no no no no no, wait, she had a BIG NOSE, right?
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    she was expensive right
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    Did she ever make you totino pizza rolls?
    i thought we were not suppose to be racist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babyfister View Post
    i thought we were not suppose to be racist?

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    Racism? SPIC African AmericanS where?
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    Honestly if I was near you and you were driving like a Nazi, I would run you off the road. First I would trap you, (granted my car is a hell of a lot faster with higher torque than yours) and then sandwich you into the curb. You would not be defiant anymore. I intentionally screw people when they are driving to piss them off.
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