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    I put a kitty on a grill once.. and i left it there for like 2 days.. took it out and threw it in the storm drain... my dad found all of the shit a day or so later when he tried to grill (like the cats shit in the grill) .. and boy did i get it.. I wasnt going to leave the cat there for that long.. i just forgot about it.. Oh and it was my neighbors cat, and the night before we used it as a volly ball over my van.. it was REALLY fucked up... sad face
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    Not the worst thing at all, but
    I really wanted oreos and my little brother had a pack, and I had a pack of 3 month old oreos that had been sitting in my car for 3ish months, over the very hot summer, so any time i'd crave oreos I'd take a handful of my disgusting oreos (legit made me sick, I was pooping for a whole day because of those things) and swapped them for his.

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    Poor kitty

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    When i was in 4th grade this douche bag 7th grader kept pushing me out of the lunch line and making fun of me, so one day when the doors were about to open for recess i falkon punched him in the face, i guess i wasn't really thinking cause i was so mad he just insulted me really bad so i also broke his glasses which gave him some pretty bad scars. Wierd thing is i never got into trouble...
    He burst into tears and ran off somewhere and i never saw his ass again

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    Quote Originally Posted by muaythaiboxerkid09 View Post
    I put a kitty on a grill once.. and i left it there for like 2 days.. took it out and threw it in the storm drain... my dad found all of the shit a day or so later when he tried to grill (like the cats shit in the grill) .. and boy did i get it.. I wasnt going to leave the cat there for that long.. i just forgot about it.. Oh and it was my neighbors cat, and the night before we used it as a volly ball over my van.. it was REALLY fucked up... sad face
    poor cat, thats really fucked up..

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    i been fighting since 5-6th grade. 2 years probation for fighting once. For those that think I'm a dick or a bloody asshole or something, i'll ask to fight first and give the other person 125-1 odds or something. Usually they just drive down the street stunned as fuck which is just as rewarding.


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    Quote Originally Posted by chum_bum View Post
    i been fighting since 5-6th grade. 2 years probation for fighting once. For those that think I'm a dick or a bloody asshole or something, i'll ask to fight first and give the other person 125-1 odds or something. Usually they just drive down the street stunned as fuck which is just as rewarding.
    Ill beat your ass IRL

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    now that i think about it, Ive never actually had a real physical fight with anyone back in high school.

    i guess i just get along with people, or im just a big pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 56ACE View Post
    Ill beat your ass IRL
    6-1 240lbs.


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    lol you're obese











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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemist View Post
    lol you're obese











    jk
    Im 6 and 160 lbs, im somewhat athletic.

    but idk 240, damn dude either you are really fat or really realllllly muscular. either way just sit on a dude when u get in a fight.

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    watching videos like "2 girls 1 cup, 1 guy 1 cup...etc"



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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemist View Post
    lol you're obese











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    Quote Originally Posted by Babyfister View Post
    Im 6 and 160 lbs, im somewhat athletic.

    but idk 240, damn dude either you are really fat or really realllllly muscular. either way just sit on a dude when u get in a fight.
    i dunno. i didn't sit around on my ass when i was a kid but i ate plenty of pizzas as well. all is well though; no high blood pressure, regular heartbeat, very immune to colds and flu stuff. wouldn't be scared of whipping your ass or helping lepers.


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    Quote Originally Posted by eGoTiSDiCK View Post
    That's fucking terrible!
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    wtf?? what could have caused you to do that? did u get arrested??.
    My friends and I get pretty bored during the summer, especially around 1 am. So we find ways to entertain ourselves. This involves window smashing, car tipping, throwing golf balls at people, etc.

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    When I was 3 I tried flushing a vest that I HATED down the toilet. My mom finally gave in and realized I hated that vest and we threw it away.

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    At my last birthday party I got completely annihilated and pulled a girl aside, told her I really like her, I don't care about any other girl at the party, blah blah blah. About 10 minutes later I left my party with another girl and didn't come back until morning. When I got home I had a voicemail from that girl saying I she was going to "floor" me the next time I saw her and I was dead to her. The next party we had at our house the girl showed up again and tried being all buddy buddy with me lmao

    i dont really feel bad about this one, that girl was a bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by bbqapplesauce View Post
    My friends and I get pretty bored during the summer, especially around 1 am. So we find ways to entertain ourselves. This involves window smashing, car tipping, throwing golf balls at people, etc.

    inb4 cool kid
    you and you friends are assholes lul


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    I made my mother cry...

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