Mostly Illegal Substances

[MistuhT]

Share an experience you have had with a drug, hopefully a funny experience. It can be any drug, legal or illegal, from robitussin to acid.

I have quite a few, but I will start with my mescaline experience.

It was the beginning of spring earlier this year, and a group of friends and I decided to go down to a "gathering" of the Rainbow tribe. I know what automatically went off in your head, rainbow=gay, and I would like to clarify that gays took the rainbow from hippies and this was a hippie commune we were going to stay at for a few days. Basically, what goes down is people from all over North America come to this one place and set up tents, and create temporary self sufficient communities. Naturally, it was very easy to find drugs (mostly hallucinogens) there. The weekend started out with stuff that wasn't too big to me like E, Molly(which is what E mostly consists of, but Molly is not laced with anything and in powder form), and of course weed. But that wasn't enough, and we went on a search for a "medicine man" which we found. He had a few things to choose from, but the one thing that caught my eye was the big bag of mescaline powder.
After trading some cool shit and a few bags of weed for it (you trade for stuff in the woods, money is no good), I hastily consumed every bit of bittery powder nasty awesomeness. It took around half an hour to really kick in, starting with trees in the distance turning into a mountain range. I honestly was not sure if it was very strong until I got this strange feeling like all of the trees were waving at me, and everything behind them was like psychedelic colors flowing around. I then started to walk around, occasionally stopping to admire a tree or to pack a bowl. Once it was hitting me the strongest, I was then putty in the hands of nature. The ground seemed like the most comfortable thing I had ever laid on (yes I was laying in the dirt), and as I stared up at the shimmering pine needles it looked as if they were plants in the ocean, with the sky being the water.
I spent damn near the whole day wandering around the woods and enjoying everything a whole new level, I'm just glad a bear didnt find my ass cuz I wouldve been eaten. This definitely gave me an interesting new perspective about everything, and how to be one with your natural surroundings.
Anyhow, I know this probably wasn't very funny but please share a funny story of one of your drug experiences. Hell it can even be a bad story, because I've never heard a good story involving cocaine, meth, etc.

[56ACE]

I shot a shitload of heroine and murdered an old lady with a brick.

This belongs in the random junk forum btw.

[MistuhT]

Lmao nice. I'll let the mods do the moving -_- I'm still kind of new here.

[BottlepoppN]

I smoked a whole codeine once. Then I was on floor.

[56ACE]

Also, rename this thread to "Coolest Story Thread"

[Skrillin]

Ate alot of sugar, got really hyper, made my stomache upset, threw up.

[Alexx]

Also, don't be a faggot 56.

[MistuhT]

Also, rename this thread to "Coolest Story Thread"

Is someone jealous that they never got to try mescaline? I wanted to hear about other experiences not have kids like you be a douche. Thanks internet.

[chum_bum]

One summer, me and my girlfriend gave this guy a ride to the justice center and he asked us to take care of his house if he went to jail. Well, assuming we would see him if he didn't go to or just have to take care of his house, we went back to the house and pretended to live there for a couple weeks. The guy never was to be seen again (at least then). Some friends came over, and they decided to live there. Eventually, a bunch of people where living there, mostly hippies. We all eventually new every drug dealer in town and had pot smoking parties every night. Then this acid dealer came to live with us. He had this green crystal meth gelcaps (which he stole from someone we knew and we always blackmailed him for free hits) and sometime other drugs like x and or nitrous. i was tripping like 2-3 nights a week. This other guy sold acid as well, but his was a liquid. I very much enjoyed his stuff. One night, I took 3 or 4 sugar cubes and rode about 2 miles to the lake to watch the sunset. It was amazing. So many swirls and colors and I remember it vividly (will post a drawing later). It had to been the best time when I was on drugs.
I saw dude about a two years later and he asked for his computer back. Someone took that when we got evicted; mainly because his government checks stopped coming to the address. It was a fun time. Some of the best parts were playing madden and theme park on 3do and watching people from the upper porch both while trippin or something.

[mtndewme]

I wouldn't usually do anything stronger than weed, but I had/have pretty bad insomnia and had a prescription to Ambien. If you take 2 or so 10 mg pills and stay awake instead of going to sleep: you'll start tripping balls, hearing people that aren't there, feel incredibly drunk, and you'll barely remember any of the stupid shit you did when you were on it.

[MistuhT]

Yeah I've heard some f*cked up stuff about ambien. Some kids wanted to dose me but I don't really trust pharmaceutically made stuff.

[Diablorain]

Me and Acid had some fun times back in the day...

[diche]

This was 2 years ago or so:
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So I have the next 36 hours until my next shift at workd and Ive been fairly sleep deprived seeing as theres been a hectic mishap, origins unkown. but tentions are high. I need to rejeventate my self. so I crush up and parachute a stillnoct and procede to smoke a joint.

After I finish the joint I go for a walk round the block listening to my ipod. I could hear voices over top of my musik desperatly telling me to "back up" and "sit down". I thought I had passed out and that this walk was merley a very lucid dream and that if I obeyed the instructions of these voices, I would wake up in a hospital bed or worse, the drunk tank.

I ignore these voices and walk down a path cutting through a small patch of trees. the voice are begging me to back up, now sit down, lean back. this cant be real. I dsregarded the voices in fear I might attract unwanted attention.

the world warps around me.....

the side of my hood over my head take on new and colourful forms, then the voices return. I obey. I close my eyes, take several steps and various directions and walk dead into a tree. no one saw me, I think. they tell me to sit, I obey. Instantly I feel an intence rush at the base of my cranium as if I was to be freed from the matrix, maybee Im too affraid to except the matrix, or Im just really fukked up?

[Kretus]

im on coke mate, every time im hyper n social

[LaxHardOrDieTryn]

one time me and my friends went off campus to smoke some weed and when we got back to the dorm we did the usual rounds at the cafe for food and headed to the elevator. halfway up to our floor the elevator stopped twice and filled up with people. when it finally reached our floor we were so high we forgot we were at our floor until the doors started to close. the elevator was dead silent and my friend screamed at the top of his lungs "WHOA! WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!" and he plowed through the people in front of us to stop the elevator from closing.

[RileyCola]

first time i did e was on mothers day...lol.

[Alchemist]

Never had any drug in my life.. don't need them.. I can get high naturally whenever I want.

[Matt0]

me n my friends liek to sm0k random things like dis 1 tiem i lika sm0k the t33chers hair and den the oder tiem i sm0k teh carpet

[Nightcraw1er]

ffs, you guys are all pretty sad lol

Learn to Live (l2l)

[dylan]

I don't do drugs.