Anyone Do Freestlye Rap? :D

[MeRikey]

Heres one i made;

most peoples hit songs r wut i like 2 call fragments//
cuz the subject is hot, but the predicate is absent//
the best i hav been,im in my prime presently//
sittin on top/u old dudes-time 2 be exiting//
my rhymes r jus everything/cant liv without them//
so i shake my head wen these kids start 2 doubt them//
u kno nuthin about skill if u questionin me//
im the most impressive MC,which means u lesser than me//
u still fall short even wen u the best u can be//
i aint gotta exert much energy wen facin enemies//
fuck rhymes/i’ll haunt ur dreams like Jason’s enemies//
u hide from the outside like fish in anemones//
cuz if u diss me,ill smack u so hard u wouldnt even remember wut u said 2 me//
most deadly wit intentions 2 leave ur species endangered//
like panda bears/this man is scared that ima be unleashin my anger//

[Toasterz]

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I feel as if this should be done via youtube videos or that little audio recorder thingy that ownage used that one time.

I also dont freestyle rap even though I'm a halfircan.

[MeRikey]

inb450tyson
inb4tribunal
inb4sheepshank
inb4everterriblerapbattleyoutubevideo
inb4nobecausewerenotblack
inb4youcantrapviatext


I feel as if this should be done via youtube videos or that little audio recorder thingy that ownage used that one time.

I also dont freestyle rap even though I'm a halfircan.

Problem is tha i dont have anything to record it on to

[Red Dawn]

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inb4tribunal
inb4sheepshank
inb4everterriblerapbattleyoutubevideo
inb4nobecausewerenotblack
inb4youcantrapviatext


I feel as if this should be done via youtube videos or that little audio recorder thingy that ownage used that one time.

I also dont freestyle rap even though I'm a halfircan.

!

[Lamb_of_God]

What's happening?
I keep my dreadlocks in a napkin ring
Rap and sing
Unlike the homogenous clones
I'm into earth tones, birth stones, and erogenous zones
The more ticklish the more you have
Sitting on the curb of what used to be the burbs
And before that was Canarcie
I'm a disturbed and bitter herb
Like saltwater and parsley
Mics crawl up, tights fall down
That's my mnemonic voice stalactite slash stalagmite
You may have this Maglite
It survived the apocalypse
And for the fragile force of an agile horse
Here's a handful of very special chocolate chips

[b4ifuru18]

Your freestyling skills are garbage/
suck on my penis cause its large/
cause thats what your better at fool/
even thought of suckin it makes you drool/

[BottlepoppN]

Nigga my flow is so ill it needs prescription pills
and my stacks is always fat like uncle phil
swagga so clean the nickames fresh prince
pull up to the club wearin shades with limo tint
flyer then a pigeon with rocket engines
oh and did i mention your styles so old that that shit got a pension?
and youll always find me with a clique of my henchmen
always strapped ready to leave you with with no blood retention
boats n hoes

[chum_bum]

i hate 2 say i would flow, but i would like to be one of those dudes that repeat shit.



Nigga my flow is so ill it needs prescription pills (perscrixin pillz <me>)
and my stacks is always fat like uncle phil (unkl fil <me>)

[MeRikey]

Ok, Lets play "Diss the guy above you"

Someone below me now diss me

[RobD]

^^you're a fucking faggot that sucks my dick while I eat the eggs you made me and watch Doctor. Oz.

[MeRikey]

^^you're a fucking faggot that sucks my dick while I eat the eggs you made me and watch Doctor. Oz.

Im new here, but when it comes to Spittin' Freestyles I'ma spit harda' than a raged llama
We all know you the one whos gots that HIV..
I feel sorry for you man i do,after you fucked your own mum you got STD and scabies with a slight possible chance of rabies,
So close to being brain dead!
Whats that you need your med’s?
Period pains hurting your legs?

Comments

1+ for wanting to suck my penis

[Alchemist]

lol

[Verdasco]

I see you live in China,
No wonder i cant suck your dick, Cause you have a VAGINA!
Im new here, but when it comes to Spittin' Freestyles I'ma spit harda' than a raged llama
We all know you the one whos gots that HIV..
I feel sorry for you man i do,after you fucked your own mum you got STD and scabies with a slight possible chance of rabies,
So close to being brain dead!
Whats that you need your med’s?
Period pains hurting your legs?

u wanted to suck someone's dick?

[RobD]

I see you live in China,
No wonder i cant suck your dick, Cause you have a VAGINA!
Im new here, but when it comes to Spittin' Freestyles I'ma spit harda' than a raged llama
We all know you the one whos gots that HIV..
I feel sorry for you man i do,after you fucked your own mum you got STD and scabies with a slight possible chance of rabies,
So close to being brain dead!
Whats that you need your med’s?
Period pains hurting your legs?

Lol i dont know if people take free styling on the internet seriously.....

SuCkY sUckkY STD LoWnG tYiME?

[MeRikey]

u wanted to suck someone's dick?

Lol, Damn, Nah i nver would suck anyones dick

[chaoswolf]

Lol, Damn, Nah i nver would suck anyones dick, accept my dads

correction

[eGoTiSDiCK]

there was a rap battle thread that i cant find and i wrote a pretty epic rap str8 off the brain biscuit

And I also wrote the original lyrics to the Ownagepranks Version of Stan which took me like 5 minutes so i guess you can call that freestyle

[MeRikey]

I like to suck big dicks

HOLY FUCK ARE YOU GAY!??!!?

[Lamb_of_God]

I'm chocolate like a bar but my name is not Roseanne / My skin has a pigment, reminiscent of a tan / I plan to grow dreads but first a nappy fro / The longer the hair the easier to scare a foe / It grows from my head until it covers up my face / People look and stare when I walk into the place / This is just a taste from the Funky Human Being / Ain't no misbehavin' ain't no use for ravin' / Surrounded by the people who would stab me in the back / My skin is really brown even though it's labeled black / Sometimes I wear a cap, and sometimes I wear bandannas / Forbidden in L.A. but I wore one in Atlanta / I chiseled up a sculpture to complement my culture / Thoughts of silly nubians is prone to give me ulcers / Hangin' with the brothers who are tribal in their ways / For this is how I like to spend my days and it pays to steal a groovy sample form the archives / Use my mental staff to eliminate aparthied / Still gather papes like my man Malcom Forbes / Ponderin' my life as I look into my orbs.

[chum_bum]

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