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  1. 08-15-2010, 06:21 AM #1
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    Default fleshlights


    Register on the forums to remove this ad!
    this can work both ways.
    call a sex shop looking for a toy for your 13 year old son
    or pretend to be a 13 year old and ask if you can buy a fleshlight.
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  2. 08-15-2010, 08:12 AM #2
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    I don' think that would work either way.
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    I believe fleshlights are sold online and are not available in a store near you.

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  4. 08-15-2010, 10:18 AM #4
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    Ownage has a pretty deep voice so the 13 year old thing is not gonna work.
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  5. 08-15-2010, 03:27 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by SUICIDE BOMBER View Post
    Ownage has a pretty deep voice so the 13 year old thing is not gonna work.
    his chineese voice is pritty high tho im sure he could pull it off and i have a store near me that sells them
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    i dont think it would work..

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    Quote Originally Posted by mohaas05 View Post
    I believe fleshlights are sold online and are not available in a store near you.
    lol yeah, biggest shame evar.
    could work for tyrone calling a walmart or suhlinder's 7-11
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  8. 08-17-2010, 09:08 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by diche View Post
    lol yeah, biggest shame evar.
    could work for tyrone calling a walmart or suhlinder's 7-11
    store near me has them lol i got the number if want
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  9. 08-17-2010, 10:02 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by unluckyelite View Post
    store near me has them lol i got the number if want
    buy me six

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  10. 08-17-2010, 10:13 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by unluckyelite View Post
    store near me has them lol i got the number if want
    You know this how?

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  11. 08-17-2010, 10:24 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by saw1833 View Post
    You know this how?
    i live near it and go past it alot. there is a big sign that says
    WE HAVE FLESHLIGHTS with a picture of a flashlight...
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  12. 08-17-2010, 11:37 AM #12
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    That's nice advertisement.
    Get on my level
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    maybe they sell flashlights and it was a typo. You should ask them if they have genuine Fleshlights(TM).

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  14. 08-17-2010, 01:35 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by mohaas05 View Post
    maybe they sell flashlights and it was a typo. You should ask them if they have genuine Fleshlights(TM).
    maby ill call lol but im not going in
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  15. 08-17-2010, 02:34 PM #15
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    I can do a 9 year olds voice :-D
    (´･ω･`)
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    How do you know its not an 8 year old voice?
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  17. 08-17-2010, 04:10 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lamb_of_God View Post
    How do you know its not an 8 year old voice?
    Slick his hair back... wait. Wrong joke.
    Can you see it? Let me show you:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lamb_of_God View Post
    How do you know its not an 8 year old voice?
    Because 8 year olds talk about chocolate milk
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    but I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK

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  20. 08-18-2010, 05:07 AM #20
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    I think it would be a lot more interesting if Ownage calls the Fleshlight company itself and tries to return it for some absurd reason XD
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