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  1. 08-09-2010, 06:28 PM #1
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    Question i keep getting erections in class


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    ok i got a prop guys when i sit near a girl i keep getting erection i am a virgen and other day i shot my load in my trousers and i got laffed at forp ulling funny faces im 16 can anyone help this is a serious subject
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    Fuck a girl

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    Why the heck u guys randomly say rape her?
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    Lol
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    Umm.. Really? Like I could understand if you couldnt control your horny lvl but you actually came in class?
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    wear a condom so it dosent spew all over yourself.


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    Bathroom break anyone?
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    Cut it off.
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    Next time it happens blow your load all over your teacher.
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    Lol, omg whenever i hear about a girl on the internet i jizz on my keyb oard, its a serius porblem, how do i not let my peenis explode when i hear about a girl
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    lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bbqapplesauce View Post
    Next time it happens blow your load all over your teacher.
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    Jerk off moar!
    Got some free time? jerk it!
    Home alone? jerk it!
    Got a door that locks? jerk it!
    Got a hot neighbour, and a tree conveniently placed out side her window? Jerk it!
    Got a boner? Jerk it!
    Are you a guy? Jerk it!
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    Alright, here's what you're going to want to do. Follow these instructions carefully and you'll quit getting erections in class.

    Step 1: Get a picture with the girl you're sitting next to, preferably straight on. This might be tricky, but do it so you don't look like a total creeper.

    Step 2: Take the picture and get it developed. Ask the man/woman at the photo center to blow up the size of her face to life size.

    Step 3: Attach the photo of her face to the end of a pillow, long ways. Then with a knife (make sure you have supervision) cut a nice slit in the other end of the pillow. Make it a snug fit.

    Step 4: Insert your penis into the slit and thrust it till your fantasies are lived. Then, when you see her at school you won't get turned on by the bitch anymore.

    Tips: You can add arms and legs to the pillow using tube socks filled with bags or crunched up newspaper. This will add to the reality of it!

    Have fun, be safe, and most of all enjoy your home-made creeper sex toy.

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    ^you sick creep
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    Question your sexuality and become interested in male organs so the problem won't happen as much.


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  20. 08-10-2010, 07:48 AM #20
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    Just flip it into your waistband.

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