i keep getting erections in class

[saw1833]

Just flip it into your waistband.

And cum in your belly button.

[caveman]

stick ur peepee hole in your doodoo hole so that when u make white white thinggy, u want make it all over ur trousers and humiliate urself
and one of 2 things might happen
a-this might cut off ur errection and teach u a lesson u horny basterd
b-u'll become a fag
either way, u won't jizz in ur pants anymore

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no.

[dv9unknown]

Alright, here's what you're going to want to do. Follow these instructions carefully and you'll quit getting erections in class.

Step 1: Get a picture with the girl you're sitting next to, preferably straight on. This might be tricky, but do it so you don't look like a total creeper.

Step 2: Take the picture and get it developed. Ask the man/woman at the photo center to blow up the size of her face to life size.

Step 3: Attach the photo of her face to the end of a pillow, long ways. Then with a knife (make sure you have supervision) cut a nice slit in the other end of the pillow. Make it a snug fit.

Step 4: Insert your penis into the slit and thrust it till your fantasies are lived. Then, when you see her at school you won't get turned on by the bitch anymore.

Tips: You can add arms and legs to the pillow using tube socks filled with bags or crunched up newspaper. This will add to the reality of it!

Have fun, be safe, and most of all enjoy your home-made creeper sex toy.

You sir, are just epic in a sick way.

[Matt0]

If you can blast that stuff in your pants without anything touching it then thats bad.
You need to start blasting it in your shower atleast, for you, i dont think beating it to porno because i can definitly see you getting caught.

[SUICIDE BOMBER]

just dont rub your dick, problem solved

[chum_bum]

I'm surprised noone has mentioned this - I would get her number and jerk off on the phone while she's listening, so she knows what you're going thru.

[mylittlepwny]

just sneak up on her and unleash some suprise buttsecks. serously though, jerk it and that will not happen.

[mohaas05]

Anyone else realize they're posting in a troll thread?